A Little Piece of Wonderland

by LadyBow8

This is an Adventures in Wonderland one-shot collection with various little stories that come to mind. Most of them are told through Skype to my dear friend Jenna, and then fixed up and polished for posting. Most stories have to do with Hare and Rabbit, our favorite Wonderlandians, and they can be quite scandalous, so read with an open mind and get ready to laugh!

6. Dracula

Dracula

What if Rabbit thought he was Dracula?

Like he sleep-walked and got himself a cloak, and put on fake fangs, and wandered to Hatter's house. And he was all "blehhHHHHH~~~..."

And Hatter was like "what the fuck?"

So he called up Hare because Rabbit wouldn't get out of his room. He kept insisting he was going to suck his blood, then forgot where he was and started bumping into things. Hare was like "you need to kick him out. Forcefully shove that bunny out of the house and lock the doors."

Hatter was like "who knows what could happen to him out there!"

"Hey, he made it all the way there. He can find his way back." So he goes back to the palace and into the queen's room, and Queenie's like "AGGGHGHG!" and slaps him until he wakes up.

He feels awfully embarrassed, just mortified about this. He's afraid she thought he was hitting on her, or trying to commit sexual assault or something. He wonders if he's going to be fired. He tries to apologize, but he can barely speak with those fake fangs. He spits them out: "your majesteh!, I'm sorry. I had no idea what I was doing."

The End.