It all happened so fast, it was hard to tell what was going on. Claire ran down the aisle of the grocery store, ignoring her brothers warning. Her eyes opened wide as she slipped on the floor marked with a wet floor sign. She grabbed for the shelve, though the unsteady piece of wood collapsed, landing beside the passed out Claire on the ground.

Resident Evil

Somewhat Or Another (Part I)

… In A Bed …

Her eyes slowly opened, revelling a king sized bed with a red canopy. She looked out of the wide window leading to a small balcony. It took her a few seconds to let the bed, balcony, large room, and wide screen television staring at her to sink it.

"What the hell is going on?"

She turned her head as the bedroom door swung opened. A sliver suit of armour glared at her. She pulled the bed sheets over her, covering her top half. The helmet came off as the man looked at her.

"My dear, your awake! Would you like me to bring you your breakfast?" The man asked as Claire glared at him.

"STEVE! What the HELL are you doing here! GET OUT!" He let out a giggle. His voice was different. It was less horsed, as if he had finally hit puberty.

"MY darling, don't be upset. I'll let you wake up first then." And with a smile, he exited the room, closing the double door behind him. Claire looked at the door, then at the television, then back at the door, then at the balcony, then once more to the door before yelling out.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!"

… Somewhere Else …

Jill sat awkwardly, crouching down on an open create. She had a bored expression on her face with her pants down to her ankles. She took in a deep breath as a metal bang hit the bottom of the crate. A few more bangs emerged before what sounded like a river of metal pored into the crate. She pulled her pants up and looked down into the create. The create was filled to the brim with bullets. The door to the wear house opened slowly as the man walked in.

"How comes the ammo gathering?" Jill turned to look at Chris. On his shoulders sat leather pads, each covered in silver spikes. A few straps held them on, though there wasn't much more to his outfit. The rest contained straps and leather, as well as a pelvic plate covered in more spikes on the sides.

"It would be at lot easier if I didn't have to crap it all out. And why in God's name are you still wearing that?" He looked down at himself, his sunglasses making him practically blind in the dim lit room.

"Don't try to pretend your not attracted to THIS!" He struck a pose as Jill turned her head.

"You have me confused for a magnate." She rubbed her hand against her stomach.

"Another round? Let me go get the chilli first. Were getting low on explosive rounds." Before she could protest about the burning sensation they left behind, he was out and into the house next door.

… Dark Ominous Castle In The Distance …

Laughs echoed though out the castle, leaving a chill down everyone's spines. The woman sat sideways on the thrown, her legs high in the air. She was interrupted buy a blond male.

"Dear sister, my beloved. You requested my presence?" The man said, bending down for the woman.

"Alfred, I have a mission for you. I need you to gather up the troops and get the ready for war. I plan on taking on the White Kingdom tonight." His head shot straight up.

"B-bu-but, are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, he defeated three of our troops single headedly just this morning." She smiled as another laugh escaped her lips.

"There is one thing that he cannot resist. One thing that will change the tides of war to our side." She laughed as she threw a pictures aside. A woman in a cloak caught it as she passed by, heading for the back exit. When she reached her destination, in the middle of the forest, she threw off her cloak and picked up her phone.

"Whiskers, this is Asian Red. Come in Whiskers." The voice on the other side sighed.

"You do know your on a cell phone, correct? There is no need to speak as if you were on a radio."

"I'm not quite sure what your talking about, over." He face palmed, ignoring his last message.

"What is it Red?" She looked at the picture she held tightly.

"They plan on attacking tonight. There assembling their troops as we speak. They also figured out the kings weakness." She looked intensly at the picture.

"And that is?" He asked, anxious.

"What is?"

"His weakness?" "Can't you see?" He grunted.

"NO! This is a cell phone, not a camera. Tell me what his weakness is!" She looked once more at the picture.

"it's a girl. Red hair and tomboyish looks." He seemed intrigued by this.

"Is she cute?" "Well, she's no Asian. She also has no breasts which makes me wonder if he really is a girl."

"What ever the case, I shall begin the preparations.""Over and out Whiskers. Asian Red signing off." A large sigh escaped his lips.

"Why did ever let her come up with the names."

… White Kingdoms Dinning Room …

Claire hesitantly sat down at the table. She sat across from Steve who was watching her every move. She paid more attention to his this time, seeing some sever differences. For once, he was taller and more clean looking then before. He worse a black t-shirt with a blue jean vest over it, letting his now muscular arms show. His hair was darker and he also had a small patch of hair on his chin.

"The usual madam?" The butler asked as she nodded. She smelt her drink, making sure it wasn't poisoned. This made Steve laugh.

"Your so delightfully entertaining." Her eyes bolted towards him.

"Those are… big words for you." The butler returned with a sliver platter. He lifted the lid as Claire awed.

"The usual. A cheese burger with a large fry, no lettuce. After all, lettuce is the devils salad." He laughed as he walked away.

"If I'm dreaming, no one better wake me the hell up." Steve laughed as he watched her eat, enjoying her company.

… In The Forest …

"I am looking FABULOUS!" Leon squealed as he admired himself in the mirror.

"You are such a freak!" The boy said as he walked by. He wore a white apron with a medics cross on it. He had a green shirt and cargo pants and looked no older then sixteen.

"Your just jealous that you don't have such GORGEOUS hair like mine Rebecco." He sighed as he walked to the sink, washing off his hands.

"I need… some help!" The dark skinned woman entered the small house, sitting on the bed as Rebecco grabbed his FAID Spray from the cabinet. The woman wore thin purple cloths around her chest and greenish rags around her waist, barley reaching down her thighs.

"Sheva, what happened dear? Did you end up in the poor house?" Leon asked as she turned her head to him.

"No… why?" He took a double take at her outfit, then decided to change the subject.

"What happened darling?" She looked down at her clearly broken leg covered in blood and sweat.

"Just a sliver… Asshole." She said the last part under her breath as Rebecco shook the spray. He pressed down on the trigger as the puff of air healed the leg completely.

"There we go. As good as new." Sheva rose to her feet as she walked around a bit.

"Thank you." Rebecco sighed, looking back into the cabinet which was filled with empty FAID Sprays.

"The economy isn't what it use to be. Due to the war between the two kingdoms, we hardly have enough money to pay rent, let alone order more sprays." Leon screamed like a ten hear old girl getting stepped on the toe.

"ARE YOU OKAY!" Sheva yelled as he came into the room in tears.

"I'm out of hairspray! This stuff will only hold for twenty-four hours. After that, I'm doomed!" They all looked down, sighing as they tried to think of a way to get more money.

… Back To Somewhere Else …

Smoke emerged as the fire spread from tree to tree. Chris rubbed himself against the trees, putting out the flame with his bare oily chest, as well as leaving deep marks from his erected nipples. Jill face palmed as she grabbed the fire extinguisher and let it loose on the trees. Once the fire was out, they both collapsed.

"So explain to me again how this happened." Chris said as he whipped off his shades on a nearby leaf.

"I felt an after effect of the chilli. I bent down to pick up my keys which I dropped and… boom!" He whipped off his head, the oil overpowering the sweat.

… Dark Castle …

Alexia walked into the tallest tower in the darkest kingdom until she reached a door with an Open sign on it. She let herself in.

"Welcome stranger. What will it be?" She held out a sheet of paper.

"I need a demonic possession. It only has to be for a few seconds, enough to get the girl to leave." She dropped a bag full of gold onto his table. He looked through it before turning back to her.

"Not enough money stranger." She glared at him, three, green, thick tentacles arising.

"What I meant to say was, I'll do it stranger." She withdrew, smiling as she walked out, laughing. A shadow emerged from outside the door. She watched Alexia leave before reporting.

Whiskers, do you read me? The Dragonfly has left the Merchants."

"Very well, you know what to do." She nodded, walking into the room.

"Welcome stranger. What will it be?" She let her robe fall, revealing a red laced braw and thong.

"I need some information."

… Forest Time Again …

Rebecco, Leon, and Sheva all walked through the forest. They came to a stop as they heard a monstrous sound. They stepped back as a fat bare jumped out of the forest. He roared loudly.

"Ew! His breath smells like sandwiches!" Leon screamed as he hid behind Rebecco.

"BRING IT ON!" Sheva yelled as she ripped open her shirt, grabbed a knife, and held it in her mouth as she lunged herself at the beast. The bear threw her off, smashing into a tree as he panted for his life.

"Hey, he seems pretty tamed." Rebeeco announced as Sheva drew blood markings on her cheeks. She screamed out as she lunged at the bear once more. She didn't stop until a shoe smashed into the back of her head.

"Enough." Rebecco said as he grabbed his shoe, walking up to the bear.

"Hey there. Were not going to hurt you." The bear looked at Rebeeco, walking closer. He opened his mouth wide as he munched on a berry bush.

"Kill it, kill it, kill it!" Leon whined.

"You sure do like berry's, don't you? I know! I'm going to call you Berry!" The bear rubbed his head against Rebeeco.

"Were not honestly going to keep that FILTHY creature, are we?" Berry looked over a Leon, giving him a death glare.

"Of course we are! Maybe he can find us a way to get some money." The bear walked away, wanting them to fallow him.

… White Kingdoms Garden …

Claire sat on the wooden bench next to the step stone waterfall. Steve took the seat beside her, throwing his arm around her shoulder.

"What are you thinking about?" He asked with curiosity in his voice.

"I was thinking of how pretty this place is." She sighed as if expecting to awaken from this dream sometime soon. Steve felt his lips clamp up. His arm slowly lowered. He tried to stop it, though it was no use. Claire jumped as he grabbed onto her derriere.

"What the HELL do you think your doing!" She held her butt, looking at him in the eyes. He tried to stop the words, though they controlled themselves.

"Come on you little hussy, no need to be shy." He stood to his feet as she fell to the ground. She looked up at him, seeing something that wasn't there before. It was as if he had changed before her eyes. He took the form of a monster. His green skin and yellow eyes burned deep into her. She rose to her feet as Steve grabbed her arm, back in control of himself.

"Claire, wait!" She shrugged him off as she booted it out of the garden. He tried to chase her, though it was useless.

"What's wrong? Did the big old monster finally turn on you?" Alexia laughed as she sat onto of the wall. Two green tentacles lowered her towards Claire. Her hand reached towards her slowly before twitching away as a bullet just skimmed her glove. Her head spun around to find Wesker standing in his long, black, leather trench coat. He threw it to the side.

"Did you think I would let you have her all to yourself?" Her lips tucked into a smile as she laughed furiously.

"You are not worthy of her presence!" Her laugh grew louder as she emerged into flames, changing into a green skinned, plant like, being. Her finger nails reached out as Wesker dodged her attacks. Claire fell back in awe as she watched the epic fight. Wesker got one good punch in before Alexia called forth her flames, circling around her and Claire. The flames slowly settled as the two vanished without a trace.

"Damn. It looks like I underestimated her power." He took off just as Steve approached. He looked down at the burnt grass, picking up the red ruby attached to a purple choker. Where ever Claire was, it was certain she was in danger.