Finally! It has come! The chapter I have been waiting for to write since I
began this weirdness. The one, the only, BEAUTY TREATMENT! Sorry, bit of an
anticlimax there, NEXT chapter WILL be the beauty treatment. I'm also sorry
this is a bit late, my computer crashed and I had to re-do it, by the way,
a puncture is when you get a flat tyre whoever asked, sorry I can't
remember:P
Note: When we left off, Nightcrawler had just fished Charles out of the cellar on the day of his beauty treatment. Well, it was 2:00am so he went back to bed. Yep.)
"Aaah! Today's the day!" announced Charles as he woke up. He pulled a rope next to his origami bed, just like the ones the X-Men had around the pizza bed (see chap1). His bed tipped up and he slid down, landing neatly in his wheelchair. He took off his night suit; he wears suits not only during the day but at night as well, and put on his day suit. He was helped in this task by a large robotic chimp called Alfonso.
"Brekky here I come!" he intoned (ooh! Good word!) and rolled down to the breakfast table.
He skidded to a stop, (Scott had mended his brakes during the night, well, and everyone needs a hobby.) Already seated around the table were Logey, who was wearing a stunning kilt for some reason and a vest (*), Jean Jean Grey who was wearing a very boring trouser suit. Well, she is boring. Kurt was there with freshly dog-shampooed fur and a bow on the tip of his tail; Hank was wearing just his underwear, as usual.
Charles smiled. They had all tried to make themselves look good just for him. Aww.
"Where's everyone else?" he asked, "you know, Orororororororo your boat, (**) Scott, Rogue, Bobby and the rest of the kids I can't remember the names of?" (***)
"I'm not sure old chap," replied Logan, "I think Rogue has been completely forgotten by this jolly brilliant author so has been subject to an unfortunate accident so she can cover up her awful mistake old boy."
(Yeah well, she slipped my mind, stupid accent and all that.)
"Vell, I saw Orororororororo run away with Evan, she had a big vood file, I have no idea vat those two are up to," said Jean.
"Hey! Zat is my voice you are using!" said an angry Kurt, "Vat do you zink (****) you are doing?"
"Sorry, I have no idea what happened there. Must be a bad sound person in charge today."
"Ja."
"That's Ororororororororo, Rogue and annoying kid sorted, what abut the rest?" asked Charles.
"Hey Logan! Why are you wearing a kilt?" asked Scott as he strutted in, "I'm confused, aren't you English now?"
"Oh yes dear boy, but I thought that there aren't enough kilts in this area and I am 1 millionth Scottish doncha know."
"Oh, right."
"Where have you been Scott?" asked Jean.
"I haven't been stroking my car. Who told you that? Noooo! I'm not in love with a car! Ha! That's just stupid! I've been stroking my car, she's so beautiful I."
"Ve don't vant to hear any more!" pleaded a distraught Kurt, "so zat is vhy you turn down all zose girls, you prefer cars!"
"It's true! I, I need a moment to myself!" sobbed Scott, "yeah, that's done it, I'm over cars now. "
* Blank Expressions *
"What!? It's true!" he told them.
"Yeah whatever!" said Charles, "what's for breakfast?"
"They will like, totally love their food!" exclaimed Kitty in the Kitchen (sorry, had to put that).
"Yeah! We've been up since the crack o'dawn making it," agreed Jamie.
This was where all the little kids had gone. To make breakfast for everyone else. Mwahahahahaha!
"Hmmm...I don't think the dog hair makes this taste better girl-with-stupid- name" (I can't spell Rain or whatever her name is) commented Bobby as he tasted a lovingly prepared bowl of Crunchy Flakes.
"It's an old family recipe!" she retorted and changed into a dog and bit him.
"Blood! Yeah that's what it needs!" said Jamie and dropped bits or Bobby's blood in the cereal.
"Oi!" shouted Kitty, "how could you! Now that bowls ruined! You know that Bobby tastes bad!"
"Couldn't agree more...Kitty?" said girl-with-stupid-name who was busy spitting out bits of Bobby, "hey, your names Kitty!"
"Like yah!"
"Finally!" and she changed into the wolfy doggy thing and chased Kitty into a tree and started barking at her.
"Oh well, we'll just give them breakfast then!" said Bobby to Jamie and the other kids who are always there but I never remember their names cos they're gone by the next episode.see footnote.
So all the little kiddies took the food (NOT the bowl of cereal with odd ingredients) to the bigger kids and adults in the dining area.
"Uh, did zey make ze brekky?" asked Kurt, "I'm out of here!"
BAMF!
"Good idea!" said Scott and jumped out the window and lay on the patio outside twitching slightly among the glass.
"I'll go help him!" offered Jean and ran away very, very fast.
"Oh dear, would you look at the time, crickets on old boy!" sighed Logan, "I shall have to starve for a while, what a shame!"
"Oh dear! I feel so awful! My underwear's split (grr, I keep wanting to put pants but you American people call trousers pants, and so that would make you all go huh? Why's he wearing pants? So I'll have to keep putting underwear, so that's what I mean if I forget ok?)
"Eew.mental image! I'm sorry but that thoughts put me off my food!" said Charles truthfully and he keeled his wheelchair over and started dribbling."
"Oh well, more for us I suppose!" said Bobby and started eating.
*I am currently looking at a picture of Logan from X2 and he's got a vest on, actually he wears a vest a lot in the trailers, hmm.
**A weird joke shared by me and my sister, Ororo, I mean, what a stupid name! Orororororo is what we call her.
***I haven't seen Evolution in nearly 6months. Over here they'd rather put Power Rangers on, idiots.
****I apologise for the accent when I type it. I get carried away.
This was originally going to be the beauty treatment, but I was having fun writing about brekky. Sorry 'bout that!
Next time WILL be the beauty treatment. Will Scott bleed to death? Will Kurt starve to death? Will Logans team win the cricket? HOWZAT! ( A cricket term.
Note: When we left off, Nightcrawler had just fished Charles out of the cellar on the day of his beauty treatment. Well, it was 2:00am so he went back to bed. Yep.)
"Aaah! Today's the day!" announced Charles as he woke up. He pulled a rope next to his origami bed, just like the ones the X-Men had around the pizza bed (see chap1). His bed tipped up and he slid down, landing neatly in his wheelchair. He took off his night suit; he wears suits not only during the day but at night as well, and put on his day suit. He was helped in this task by a large robotic chimp called Alfonso.
"Brekky here I come!" he intoned (ooh! Good word!) and rolled down to the breakfast table.
He skidded to a stop, (Scott had mended his brakes during the night, well, and everyone needs a hobby.) Already seated around the table were Logey, who was wearing a stunning kilt for some reason and a vest (*), Jean Jean Grey who was wearing a very boring trouser suit. Well, she is boring. Kurt was there with freshly dog-shampooed fur and a bow on the tip of his tail; Hank was wearing just his underwear, as usual.
Charles smiled. They had all tried to make themselves look good just for him. Aww.
"Where's everyone else?" he asked, "you know, Orororororororo your boat, (**) Scott, Rogue, Bobby and the rest of the kids I can't remember the names of?" (***)
"I'm not sure old chap," replied Logan, "I think Rogue has been completely forgotten by this jolly brilliant author so has been subject to an unfortunate accident so she can cover up her awful mistake old boy."
(Yeah well, she slipped my mind, stupid accent and all that.)
"Vell, I saw Orororororororo run away with Evan, she had a big vood file, I have no idea vat those two are up to," said Jean.
"Hey! Zat is my voice you are using!" said an angry Kurt, "Vat do you zink (****) you are doing?"
"Sorry, I have no idea what happened there. Must be a bad sound person in charge today."
"Ja."
"That's Ororororororororo, Rogue and annoying kid sorted, what abut the rest?" asked Charles.
"Hey Logan! Why are you wearing a kilt?" asked Scott as he strutted in, "I'm confused, aren't you English now?"
"Oh yes dear boy, but I thought that there aren't enough kilts in this area and I am 1 millionth Scottish doncha know."
"Oh, right."
"Where have you been Scott?" asked Jean.
"I haven't been stroking my car. Who told you that? Noooo! I'm not in love with a car! Ha! That's just stupid! I've been stroking my car, she's so beautiful I."
"Ve don't vant to hear any more!" pleaded a distraught Kurt, "so zat is vhy you turn down all zose girls, you prefer cars!"
"It's true! I, I need a moment to myself!" sobbed Scott, "yeah, that's done it, I'm over cars now. "
* Blank Expressions *
"What!? It's true!" he told them.
"Yeah whatever!" said Charles, "what's for breakfast?"
"They will like, totally love their food!" exclaimed Kitty in the Kitchen (sorry, had to put that).
"Yeah! We've been up since the crack o'dawn making it," agreed Jamie.
This was where all the little kids had gone. To make breakfast for everyone else. Mwahahahahaha!
"Hmmm...I don't think the dog hair makes this taste better girl-with-stupid- name" (I can't spell Rain or whatever her name is) commented Bobby as he tasted a lovingly prepared bowl of Crunchy Flakes.
"It's an old family recipe!" she retorted and changed into a dog and bit him.
"Blood! Yeah that's what it needs!" said Jamie and dropped bits or Bobby's blood in the cereal.
"Oi!" shouted Kitty, "how could you! Now that bowls ruined! You know that Bobby tastes bad!"
"Couldn't agree more...Kitty?" said girl-with-stupid-name who was busy spitting out bits of Bobby, "hey, your names Kitty!"
"Like yah!"
"Finally!" and she changed into the wolfy doggy thing and chased Kitty into a tree and started barking at her.
"Oh well, we'll just give them breakfast then!" said Bobby to Jamie and the other kids who are always there but I never remember their names cos they're gone by the next episode.see footnote.
So all the little kiddies took the food (NOT the bowl of cereal with odd ingredients) to the bigger kids and adults in the dining area.
"Uh, did zey make ze brekky?" asked Kurt, "I'm out of here!"
BAMF!
"Good idea!" said Scott and jumped out the window and lay on the patio outside twitching slightly among the glass.
"I'll go help him!" offered Jean and ran away very, very fast.
"Oh dear, would you look at the time, crickets on old boy!" sighed Logan, "I shall have to starve for a while, what a shame!"
"Oh dear! I feel so awful! My underwear's split (grr, I keep wanting to put pants but you American people call trousers pants, and so that would make you all go huh? Why's he wearing pants? So I'll have to keep putting underwear, so that's what I mean if I forget ok?)
"Eew.mental image! I'm sorry but that thoughts put me off my food!" said Charles truthfully and he keeled his wheelchair over and started dribbling."
"Oh well, more for us I suppose!" said Bobby and started eating.
*I am currently looking at a picture of Logan from X2 and he's got a vest on, actually he wears a vest a lot in the trailers, hmm.
**A weird joke shared by me and my sister, Ororo, I mean, what a stupid name! Orororororo is what we call her.
***I haven't seen Evolution in nearly 6months. Over here they'd rather put Power Rangers on, idiots.
****I apologise for the accent when I type it. I get carried away.
This was originally going to be the beauty treatment, but I was having fun writing about brekky. Sorry 'bout that!
Next time WILL be the beauty treatment. Will Scott bleed to death? Will Kurt starve to death? Will Logans team win the cricket? HOWZAT! ( A cricket term.