Okay, I know I promised someone a darker chapter, but I couldn't help myself, it was too cute to ignore!

Summary: KF and Rob get de-aged, and Artemis is not happy.

Warning: A pissed off Arty yelling at an innocent four-year-old. :(

-Artemis-

|Unknown

|8:30 PM

"Robin, Kid Flash, look out!"

KF shakes his head and looks up just in time to see the villain shooting the ray gun in his and Rob's direction. There's a flash of lightning and everything goes black.

"Oops…"

Miss Martian uses her telekinesis to slam the villain into the wall, knocking him out. "Are Kid Flash and Robin okay?" She asks worriedly.

Aqualad rushes over to where his teammates were flung. "Get them in the bioship, now." He orders. He gently picks up a small, black-haired boy who looks around three or four.

"No way, they did not get… De-aged, did they?" Artemis asks. "This is just perfect."

Conner lifts a small brunet and cradles him against his chest. "Doesn't Wally have red hair?"

"It doesn't matter. We need to alert Batman and Flash of what has happened." The team leader walks outside the hidden warehouse and into the forest where the bioship is stashed.

xXxXx

"My instructions were simple: Get in, observe, get out, and don't be seen. How did this happen?"

The team shifts uncomfortable under Batman's glare. He's obviously annoyed at them for getting his protégé turned into a toddler. It's the closest thing to emotion they've ever seen on his face.

"It wasn't our fault." Artemis mutters. Batman's glare intensifies.

"I'll go tell Flash. In the meantime, I want Artemis and Miss Martian to take care of these two for me." Batman gestures at the de-aged Wally and Robin. "And Aqualad and Superboy to go get debriefed."

xXxXx

"Why do we have to babysit these guys? I don't babysit! Wally, let go of me!" Artemis growls. She clumsily tries to shake the three-year-old off her leg.

"No, play!" Wally giggles, holding on tighter.

The blonde lets out a frustrated groan and scowls at M'gann who is sitting on the couch and cuddling the ebony. "Megan, get this thing off of me!"

"First of all, Wally is not a thing. Second, try talking to him instead of yelling." The Martian advises.

Artemis sighs and looks down at the kid clinging on her. "Wally, will you please get off me?"

The boy makes a face. "Not Wally."

"Of course you're Wally, who else would you be? Just get off of me!" I'm starting to get a huge headache.

Luckily, the boy complies and zips out of the room using his superspeed.

Outside of the "living room", a hand shoots out of the supply closet and yanks the three-year-old speedster inside.

xXxXx

"So they seriously think that-"

"Yes Flash, they do."

"Even though 'Wally' has brown hair? And what about the costumes, didn't those throw them off?"

"I guess not."

"Really? We must not have trained them well enough. I mean c'mon-"

"Shut up Flash, I'm trying to find my protégé."

"…Fine, be that way."

xXxXx

"Wally, where are you? Megan, just use your powers to find him!"

"What if I make a mistake? I could hurt him!" The Martian replies with a worried look on her face.

"Hasn't stopped me before," Artemis mutters. Why couldn't this be Conner or Kaldur's problem? Why me?

Suddenly, a blur comes out of nowhere and tackles Robin. "C'monc'mon, hurryhurryhurrywegottago!"

"Wally! Where were you? We looked for almost an hour!" M'gann asks, moving to grab the speedster.

"NotWally!" He snaps. He gets up off Robin and helps him up. "Getupwegottahurry!"

"Slow down!" Artemis groans.

Wally grabs Rob's hand and starts leading him down the hallway. "We gotta go!"

"Oh no you don't, you guys are staying with us!" Artemis grabs the brown-haired speedster by the collar of his shirt and slings him over her shoulder.

"No! Nonononononononononononono! ROBIN!" He screams. "I want my cookie!"

"If you want a cookie, Wally, I can make some." Megan offers kindly and the speedster stops squirming.

"Okay! But not Wally."

"Yes Wally!" Artemis growls.

"Not Wally!"

xXxXx

"Hello M'gann, Artemis. Do you require any assistance?" Kaldur asks, walking into the living room.

"Right now everything's fine, but knowing these two," Artemis gestures to Robin, who's sleeping, and Wally, who is busy coloring. "Everything will go downhill in the blink of an eye so you better stay."

Kaldur nods and kneels down next to the coloring speedster. "What are you coloring, Wally?"

"Not Wally," The kid murmurs, not looking up from his masterpiece.

"He keeps saying that every time we call him Wally." M'gann explains.

"Maybe they lost their memory from before whatever age they are now." The Atlantean suggests.

"That doesn't explain why he doesn't think he's Wally." Artemis points out.

"Maybe he changed his name at some point." Megan tries.

"Not Wally."

"We get it." The archer groans. "These kids can really wear you out."

The speedster grabs a cookie from the cookie platter on the coffee table and plops down on the couch next to Robin. "Tim, wake up I'm booooooooored!"

Artemis's eyes widen. "Robin's name is Tim?"

"Not Robin! Robin is with Wally!"

"You mean with you." Artemis says.

"NOT WALLY! NOT ROBIN!" The speedster yells, waking up Tim in the process.

"'M tryin' to sleep here," Tim mumbles.

"WALLY IT'S YOUR TURN!" The brunet runs off and quickly returns with an angry redheaded speedster chasing him.

"Robin is going to be so mad at you! He only gave you one rule and that was don't say Tim's name but nooo, you had to go and break it anyway! No- uh oh." Wally stops short in front of his teammates who are staring at him with either wide eyes or very angry scowls. "Uh, hi? I can explain…"

xXxXx

"So you're saying that right before you got hit by the beam, your brother and your cousin knocked you guys out of the way and got hit instead?" Artemis asks a little disbelievingly.

"Yup, simple as that. Bart here accidentally rammed our heads into the wall, which knocked us out for a little bit." Rob, the real Robin, concludes.

"Yeah, how do you accidentally do that?" Wally, the real Wally, asks his cousin, Bart.

"I dunno. When can I be six again?" Bart asks Batman.

"It'll wear off soon enough." The Dark Knight replies.

"What I want to know is why Wally and Robin hid in the supply closet." Flash adds.

"We didn't want to ruin Arty's playdate." Rob smirks.

"Yeah, well 'Arty' doesn't babysit!" Artemis snaps. Never again…

Bart runs over and gives the archer a hug. "Thank you for playing with me, Mommy Artemis."

"'Mommy Artemis'?" The blonde yelps and everyone laughs. I don't do kids.

Yeah, don't ask just know that a couple of other FanFic's inspired this. I think it's cute. These two will be popping up more! I dunno how old they'd be, so I just mad up their ages. Bart is six and Tim is seven. Well, not right now. But later. xD

Anyways, just watched something I find totally creepy. So in Turkey, episode 22 of YJ aired early and somebody posted a clip of the Hello Megan! intro for the TV show Hello Megan! Stop reading this part if you don't want to know anything about the video. So this Hello Megan! Chick looks exactly like Megan, except for the eyes and her hair is a little lighter. She even has the same voice. It shows KF, Rob, and SB watching this TV show and Conner says something. I dunno what because it's in Turkish, but the singing (oh gosh the awful singing) is in English. The theme song is like an 80's or 90's TV theme song, so it's an old show. I TOTALLY CALLED THIS WHOLE THING. I'm so proud:)

But yeah, that's how KF, Rob, and SB find out that M'gann is lying about who she is. Can't wait for that!

Review? Any requests?

~Lyndsey