How To Annoy The Cullens

by Luannie

Started off being just the Cullens, now, you can read 10 ways to annoy pretty much any Twilight Character, please review with suggestions or characters you would like me to write about. All humor is not intended to be offensive, just amusing.

6. How To Annoy Bella Swan

How To Annoy Bella Swan..

(Thanks to twird96 for this one) Tell Bella that Edward ate her new cat.

Tell her that Jake's gone of with Leah and edward's dating rosalie.

Tell her that Emmett has her face tattooed on his..... back. :D

Tell her that Aro wants to marry her.

Tell her James (back from the dead lol) wants to marry her.

put in red contacts and say "Look what Edward did to me!!"

Buy her two dogs – call one Edward and one called Jacob

Make her choose which one she likes best.

Kill them both.

The number one way to annoy Bella? Follow her around and wrap her in cotton woor while murmuring "Poor fragile little human"

PLEASE review, and also read my Jasper fanfic called 'If Only I could' Thanks!!! ILY!!

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