"I'll just sleep out here and die, and maybe even live with the other animals at the woods... or maybe even move to Omicron Persei 8 where they'll just execute me, anyway," the former pizza delivery boy said over-dramatically.
Fry started to walk toward the woods that were to the south of the large city that he was in.
"Sure is c-cold out here...anyone? Is anybody out here? Zapp, Leela?" Fry's voice broke as he said "Leea" with a high tone, in hope of finding her.
An icy, brisk wind swiftly blew across Fry's cold face. He wrapped his arms around himself, trying to keep warm. Although he had a red jacket on, it wasn't helping to keep him warm at all.
"Too bad it's February...I'm gonna freeze out here. I've gone too far in the woods to turn back...by the time I get back to the ship, it'll be nighttime," Fry thought outloud. No one would have heard him anyway.
The sky turned a vivid color of violet with hints of pink as Fry lay down on the cold, hard ground in the middle of the dense forest.
"Well, I guess I'll just go to sleep now. Man, I am such an idiot! I ran away all because stupid, dumb Zapp was helping Leela carry boxes! BOXES! And exactly HOW am I supposed to sleep out here? I may be an animal, but I sure ain't used to this get up!" Fry yelled with rage, and all toward himself, too.
Early that morning, Leela made her way to the ship's little kitchen bright and early, to make her favorite hazelnut coffee, as usual.
"Fry! Come get some coffee, if you want some," she called out as she did every single day, "Fry? Are you still sleeping? Oh, he must be."
The purple-haired woman got out of her cozy seat in the nook and walked toward Fry's bedroom door.
"Fry, are you awake?" Still, no sound seeped through the door or any of the thin openings around it. Leela barged in and went over to his bed, but it was empty.
"Where is that boy?" Leela dialed his number on her watch phone and awaited an answer.
'Wherever he is, he'd better have a good explanation as to why he didn't help Zapp and me yesterday,' she thought to herself.
Somewhere in the woods, about twenty birds flew off of Fry as the "Safety Dance" started to play out of nowhere. It was Fry's imfamous watch phone ringtone. The tired guy had a rude awakening waiting for him as he woke to the beautiful golden sunrise.
"GAH! What? Who's there? Whoever you are, please don't be bigger than me! Oh, yeah, and if you are, then don't eat me! AHHH!"
"Shut up, Fry, it's just me." Leela scolded through the watch phone's screen. Leela poked the screen, making an annoying tapping noise.
"Down here, Fry!" she yelled.
Fry looked down at Leela.
"Aw, Leela, you're in my phone!" Fry said stupidly as he smiled.
"Enough nonsense, Fry. Number one: why did you run away? And number two: WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY WHEN ZAPP AND I NEEDED YOUR HELP?" Leela said with an irate tone in her voice.
"Zapp? Who cares about him! He's just your dumb lover who you like better than me! This is what Zapp says: Ooh, kiss my big kissy face!" Fry made a dumb voice as he made his hand look as if it was speaking, moving the jaw up and down.
Leela's face turned red.
"Zapp is NOT my lover, and Fry...he's our friend! Why can't you get over the fact that I dated him ONCE and only once? It was a couple of years ago! And that is beside the point, anyway. You need to get home. Stop acting like some macho guy who can do anything."
"Leela, I could be better, if you'd just give me a chance..." Fry whispered.
It was too late to talk anymore. Leela hung up on the poor guy.
Fry sighed, as he did whenever Leela let him down.
"Well, I better head back to the ship."
He scared himself whenever he happened to step on a crunching leaf or a pile of twigs.
"I would have never survived out there, but I bet Leela would think that ZAPP could have. Man, I hate him now. Pretty boy..."
