Kazoku; A Naruto Fanfic

AN: DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? I DELETED MY OWN CHAPTER 4? OMGOMGOMG! AHHH. I HAD TO UPLOAD IT AGAIN, NOOOOOO! (Regains Composure) Ehehem. I have a new oneshot out, I Wouldn't change it for the world. GO read it on my profile after you read this chapter. I have to mention one thing, you can vote for the pairing you choose once per day! That's right, once per day! Hi again. This chapter focuses on the super amazing, much anticipated extraordinary battle of NARUTO AND SASUKE!!!! I have over 1400 hits! YAY! I have about doubled my amount of reviews! YAY! Sasuke will eventually redeem himself, but not after beating himself up about it. I love to think of my very, very, very short chapters as oneshot battles. It's better than the real anime, where it takes one episode to explain one little detail.

Now a word from my sponsor.

This is Kamimari36, Reviews are greatly appreciated and flamers will be ignored. I do take constructive criticism highly, and i want to fix what you were disappointed with in my story. Also, I don't own Naruto. On with Kazoku!

Chapter 6-Last Chance Part 1.

"Kage bushin no jutsu!"

One thousand clones popped out of nowhere, earning a low whistle from the possessed Uchiha.

"Impressive, dobe, you've gotten stronger. But I'm even stronger!" Sasuke shouted.

25 clones charged. Sasuke punched one in the gut, sending him away. Sasuke then pulled out his sword. He would dance. He slashed one by one, without breaking a sweat. Until he sweatdropped. 24 down, 976 to go. He cut down the last one, but it passed right through him.

'Bushin?' he thought. But his thoughts were disturbed by a startling interruption.

'Naruto Mineshaft!" All of the kage bushin surrounding him exploded, sending him flying into the air. (As explained earlier, 1000 kage bushin have little chakra, so it must not take much to blow them up, right?) 4 kage bushin came to knock him down. He tried to grab them, only to pass right through them. Sasuke hated looking like a fool. He already knew Naruto's gameplan. Use insane stamina and kagebushin mixed with bushin to tire out and confuse the opponent, then strike when my weakness is exploited.

Very clever, but not clever enough!

Sasuke kicked the shadow clone, but it went right through. He saw an upcoming attack, but did nothing, as he thought it was a bushin.

Wrong.

'Naruto Rendan!'

Sasuke cursed mentally. Even though kage bushin had little chakra, that had nothing to do with physical strength. He had to defeat Naruto to get the Mangekyou, Sharingan. Sasuke then hit himself, or Naruto did it for him as he once again was being sent upwards by an exploding clone. Duh! Sharingan!

The real Naruto saw Sasuke's eyes flash red. 'Crap.'

Sasuke dodged another brigade of bushin, then created some more seals.

"Katon: Ryuuka no jutsu!" A giant fire dragon descended from the sky, taking most of the remainder of the kage bushin and bushins away.

Naruto braced for the mental impact. After absorbing all of the information, he decided to come up with a new gameplan, something that would spare him the remainding 243 bushin, including him.

Naruto needed something drastic, something that would catch Sasuke offguard, not an attack, more of a, distraction. Yeah, a distraction. Naruto grinned evily. OH, he had a distraction.

Sasuke, with his Sharingan eye, opted off attacking the clones, which would only result in chakra loss. There he is! Sasuke hastily made a Chidori. He then pulled out his blade with his other hand. He dashed towards the real one, only to be stopped. By one jutsu that would mock him forever.

"Kinjutsu:Yuri Hentai no jutsu!" (Don't make me explain this.)

Even in demonic form, Sasuke couldn't control hormones. He easily spotted some kunochi he knew, ranging from the Konoha 12, to some girls he met on missions, to even the older kunochi of Konoha! And what was worse, it was Yuri...He quickly stopped his nosebleed. Where's Naruto? He then spotted Naruto in girl form...touching her self while yelling. "Sasuke-kun...Sas-uke-kun!"

Needless to say, the Uchiha was knocked out cold.

Naruto stopped the jutsu and stared. Did that make the teme gay? As he mused about it, he picked up the Uchiha and grabbed him by the legs, while wearing a goofy grin plastered on his face.

A win is a win, right?

Sasuke gained consciousness fast. He couldn't believe he lost like that! Still, that was a usefull jutsu. He quickly reactivated his Sharingan. He would try to win this time, by Naruto's standards.

Naruto immediately threw the bag as soon as he felt it twitch. There was a loud thud, then cursing.

"Dobe! what the fuck was that for you bastard!"

'Same old teme,' Naruto thought.

Naruto reached into his pocket, then pulled out something and threw it to Sasuke.

Sasuke looked at the memento in his hands. It was his old headband, slash and all.

"You still had it, Naruto?"

"Of course, Sasuke-teme. Your my brother, and I had always kept it." Naruto said, not being influenced in the slightest by Kyuubi. He felt the right to continue. "I kept it because, I knew that one day, I would meet you. And that day, I would be able to return it. And that day, I would bring you back!" He ended in a yell.

Sasuke smirked his oh-so infamous smirk. "Okay, we'll play by your rules. But how about this. No Kyuubi, No Curse mark. Just your insane stamina v.s. my Sharingan. No influences. NO sword, No kinjutsu. Dobe, you better give me one hell of a real fight, cause I ain't holding back."

The two ninja charged. As brothers, as ninja, as family.

With Hinata:

She ran as fast as she could, the sooner she got the others, the sooner she could go help Naruto-kun!

She stumbled across Sakura, who was bawling her eyes out. "What's wrong Sakura? Sakura? Come on, tell me!" Sakura pointed at what was left of Karin.

The body was already decomposing. It was bloody, gory, and very disturbing to see.Hinata decided to help Sakura in her time of need. She then immediately comforted the poor pink-haired ninja.

With Kiba:

Kiba, for the last 2 chapters, had already healed. He had been searching for anybody to help him. He waited, chapter after chapter, to be mentioned, to be saved, to save someone! Until he got his callback.

"Yes, Kiba-san. You are wanted in CHAPTER 6. GO along, reappear in your heroic cameo."

Kiba jumped for joy, then jumped over the fourth wall, heading to Chapter 6.

With Kiba:

Kiba limped towards the girls, trying to stop Sakura from making it such a big deal. God, she cried over everything! That was when he smelled the blood. And the flesh. This place reeked from death. He looked at the body, then looked back at Sakura. She had good reason to be crying. Kiba found a new respect for the girl. Kiba could do nothing, she was traumatized, so Kiba patted her back and whispered soothing words to Sakura, who was slowly starting to feel better. Hinata looked at Kiba and mouthed the words, 'Thanks' Kiba just smiled back, content.

With Kakashi and Yamato:

Kakashi spotted something in the distance. He quickly shunshin'd away, which caused Yamato to follow.

Kakashi came across Suigetsu, who was sitting, emotionless, looking at the ground. The dirt looked recently dug, and there was some trails of blood. That knowledge alone told Kakashi that Sai was dead.

Suigetsu noticed the presence and turned to the masked man. "Kill me." He whispered. Suigetsu couldn't bear the pain anymore. He wanted to join his brother, be a kid again. This was the only way he could they could be together.

Yamato, who had just arrived at the scene, stood in shock. Why would a kid so young plead for death?

But Kakashi, who had experienced the Haku from the Zabuza arc, understood the kind of pain the kid was going through. Suigetsu handed him Sai's bag, then arched his neck.

Kakashi pulled out a kunai. He felt inhumane, a new experience for him, in killing a teenager who begged for death. But his ANBU side rebelled, and he quickly killed the boy, slashing his jugular vein, making his death a simple one. He put the bloody kunai away and looked to Yamato.

"Ne, can you make a moving tree chair? I'm tired."

Yamato, amazed, yet repulsed by the act Kakashi did, sighed, then created a throne and chair for them to sit on.

Kakashi grinned under his mask. "Now that, is moving in style, even for a ninja!"

Kakashi laughed at his own joke, causing Yamato to facefault. 'Yeesh. Is that really the reason Kakashi stayed somewhat sane in ANBU?' He stared at Kakashi's hand, which once again contained Icha Icha paradise. 'No, that's not it.'

AN: Okay all of you no good readers! Time to force you to review! Your vote (or lack of vote) can dimensionally alter the story! (Dun dun dun!) The choices for the pairing are:

Hinata! 0 votes: I'm very surprised by this outcome.

Temari! 1vote: Come on vote!

an OC! 0 votes: I see nobody cares about the OC..

Female Kyuubi! 3 votes! WOW!

Naru/Hina/Sasu! 0 votes So nobody wants A Harem for Hinata, how sad...

Naru/FemKyu/Hina! (A personal favorite I wanted to throw in.)

If you only want Sasu/Hina, or any other pairing for Sasuke, just wait for a one more chapter, okay? All of these females will appear in the story, but based on the votes I will have to switch around the story, (what time the character comes in, how they act, personality...) to fit with the pairing. Any other pairings I want will be attacked when the time comes. Just review the girl you want in the pairing! I'm not sure myself how long I will keep up the poll, but I am certain It will be around for a few weeks! And I'm sorry for not uploading sooner, I had writers block.

Kamimari36