Meh, it got the most votes in my poll (that is apparently STILL up). So go vote. bleh.

I'm still the Almighty Ruki-sama! SO BOW DOWN TO ME!!! : D

Kira stared at a wall.

Note to self… He thought. Never do a favor for that guy ever again. NEVER AGAIN.

His eye twitched as he sat very still, trying to glare a hole through the wall. His current situation? Well… He was captured. Obviously by the enemy. While delivering some random package his friend had begged him to do. The bastard.

"Do you have laser-vision or something?"

"No… But I'm trying," Kira muttered. He glanced at his current captor.

"… Good luck with that."

"Whatever you say Spanner-san," Kira sighed, going back to glaring at the wall. Maybe if he tried rushing all the blood to his head! Kira winced at that. Or not.

"You're seriously trying too hard," Spanner said. "Here." He tossed him something pinkish red. Kira blinked. His eye twitched.

"Do you think I'm some kind of kid?" It was a lollipop.

"Eat it if you like; it's a modified one, good for your health."

"Psh. It's probably poisoned or something," Kira said, looking down disdainfully at the candy. Spanner shrugged and went back to building whatever he was building. Should he really be doing that in front of the enemy? Then again, he did have the upper hand. Kira glanced down. He was handcuffed and weaponless. Unless the lollipop now counted as a weapon.

I could shove it down his throat and suffocate him… Kira pondered that for a moment. And get shot and die… I'd rather just sit here… Yeah… Much simpler.

"How long do you plan to keep me here?" Kira asked, sitting in a lazy fetal position. He was lucky he decided to wear casual clothes instead of a suit. How the hell did Spanner wear that jumpsuit!?

Spanner raised his goggles and turned to look at Kira.

"I mean you can't keep me here forever," Kira grumbled, twirling the lollipop's stick around with his index finger and thumb. He sighed. "Can't you just shoot me or something?"

"I'm not under orders to shoot you," Spanner said.

"You pointed a GUN at me earlier," Kira said.

"Way of capturing the enemy," Spanner stated simply.

"Suure… I'm sure everyone carries a gun with them and points it at people who deliver stuff to them." Sarcasm dripped from every word.

"Be quiet." Spanner pointed the gun. Kira frowned.

"See what I mean?" Kira pouted at the older man. "Do your higher ups even know I'm here?"

Silence. Cricket. Cricket. Spanner went back to whatever mechanics he was doing earlier. Kira sweat dropped.

"Riight…" He glanced at the box he had delivered. "What the hell did my friend ask me to deliver to you anyways?"

Spanner raised his goggles once again and slipped his gloves off. He walked over the box and crouched down. He gestured for Kira to come over but Kira shook his head.

"I'm not going near you, especially when you have that gun on you."

"Suit yourself." Spanner opened the box and frowned. "It's the wrong size."

"The hell is THAT!?" Kira exclaimed, his eyes wide. In Spanner's hands was nothing that a human should be wearing!

"A maid outfit," Spanner murmured thoughtfully. Kira sweat dropped.

"I can see that…" It was a skimpy maid outfit. WHAT THE FUCK!? "Screw it; I don't want to know any more details. I now know that my friend's a sick pervert."

Kira sighed. He was getting a sudden craving for something sweet. He glanced down at his right hand. He still had the lollipop. He honestly didn't want to get poisoned by CANDY… Fuck it. Kira pulled it out of its wrapper and popped it into his mouth. He raised an eyebrow. Not bad…

He pulled it out of his mouth and examined it. It didn't look like it was carrying any poison… Then again, poison comes in many different shapes and sizes and other shit people say. He lapped at it. It did taste good… Strawberry. Delicious.

Spanner glanced over and his eyes widened as he saw Kira licking and sucking away at the lollipop. Quite seductively might I add… (It was unintentional though).

"!!" Kira couldn't say much as he was jumped. "What the hell!?" The lollipop was still in his mouth. Spanner took it out and replaced it with his lips and tongue. "Nn!" Kira melted into the wet kiss.

Strawberries…He tastes like strawberries. Spanner thought. My favourite flavor.

When the two broke apart, Kira was panting heavily and looking up helplessly at Spanner, who blushed at the sight. He immediately got off the boy and rushed back over to the box. Kira, who was still in a daze, didn't really pay attention. Well that is until…

"WHAT THE FUCK!? HELL NO!"

--

Kira's eye twitched as he was standing barefoot on the cold floor. He curled his toes and glared at Spanner.

"Why the hell do I have to wear this…?" Kira had venom dripping from every word. He was forced into that skimpy maid outfit, with kitty ears. Spanner looked at Kira thoughtfully and then walked over. Kira was still helpless as he was kissed fully on the lips, hand bound together and something sliding into his as-

Wait… What…?

"W-WHAT THE HELL!?" Kira sputtered as he ripped away from the kiss.

"Tail," Spanner stated bluntly.

"It has a fucking dildo attached to it," Kira growled.

"Vibrator."

"SAME DAMN THING!"

"Dildo's can't do this." Click.

"Ah!" Kira fell down onto his hands and knees and shivered. "You bastard."

Spanner looked down in amusement at Kira. It reminded him of some anime (or was it a manga?) that he stumbled across. It had a boy cross dressing with a vibrator stuck up his- "Ahn!" Spanner blushed slightly. This could be better than that transformer movie I saw… Mini-Spanner twitched. Scratch that. It's definitely going to be better… His otaku-love was pushed aside as he indulged himself in Kira.

Kira had his handcuffed hands on Spanner's legs. The look he gave the mechanic was very tempting. Spanner felt his member twitch slightly and then zipped down his jumpsuit; you could see his white t-shirt underneath. He pulled his little 'friend' out and Kira got the hint. He eagerly lapped at it and Spanner grunted. Taking him fully into his mouth, Kira sucked long and hard on the shaft. Kira's eyes widened as his head was pulled back and semen sprayed across his face. He blinked. Spanner sweat dropped.

There was silence between the two.

Kira sighed and used the palms of his hands to try and wipe it off. When he got most of it off his face, he licked at his hands. He glanced at Spanner, who was staring almost intently at Kira's every movement. Kira smirked and put on a vulnerable expression, a completely alluring one. He looked like an abandoned kitten.

Kira gasped as he felt a hand grope his exposed butt cheek. He pouted at Spanner.

"Taking a liking to my ass already?" Kira asked. Spanner frowned.

SMACK!

"Eeep!" Kira shrieked. "The hell!?" People and their bloody kinks!

Kira moaned as he was spanked repeatedly. He looked at the mechanic with an expression that made it look like he was begging. Spanner gulped and then finally gave in, pulling the 'tail' out of Kira, who moaned in protest, but then in approval as slid in member in. The two were face to face as the pace began slowly.

"F-faster, please," Kira said, his cheeks flushed. Spanner blushed a little and complied. Kira arched and moaned. "S-S-Spanner-san!"

"Kira," He grunted as he thrusted harder.

--

Kira lay on the blanket laid on the floor as he watched Spanner working on whatever he was working on once again. Kira was naked and covered with a white blanket. He sighed and nuzzled the pillow his head was on and dozed off.

Spanner glanced back at Kira. He had fallen asleep. Spanner smiled a little.

Yep, it was definitely better than the transformers movie.