Divorced to an Uchiha
"You like to play low." Itachi watched his offspring in a small yet safe distance. A while ago, after the scene Shiryu made which in his opinion went beyond "exaggeration", Itachi literally had to climb his son's window, so he could have a word with him. "You didn't get "that" from me, that's a fact."
"Listen," Shiryu stopped folding his little SpongeBob favorite shirt. "i have told you once and I will repeat it again, slowly this time. Stay away from my mom."
"So much sweet hostility from you. That you got from your mother." He smiled.
"I mean it." Shiryu grabbed a bottle of aftershave "stolen" from his grandfather and rubbed on his cute cheeks.
Itachi's reaction as expected was an insult to Shiryu. More he yelled at his father more Itachi would laugh harder. "W-Why are you using that?" He asked between laughs.
"Stop laughing. I'm the man of the house so I should behave like one." He closed his eyes while putting aside the bottle. "Stop laughing."
Itachi chuckled, making Shiryu frown. He got on one knee and ruffled the annoyed kid's head. "There's no need for that. I will return to that house sooner than you think."
Scenario fading, tremendous pain, a corpse lying on the ground and a little terrorist bursting out of the room. Slowly Itachi rose to his feet while clutching in his crotch and cursing he went after his prey.
His vision was obstructed due to the pain. That kid. He seriously doesn't know which is more difficult to get. Kagome or Shiryu. Itachi in his opinion was more into crawling than walking straight. That opinion changed when he came face to face with the long stairs the mansion possessed.
It was hard but he made it. He went to the kitchen and found his son eating cookies and drinking milk. He looked to the clock and he could swear it passed two hours when he was fighting the stairs.
Itachi made a well hidden frown, making Shiryu smile. He took a seat next to his son making sure he wouldn't betray any sound of pain, because it would be a victorious sound to the little terrorist whom Kagome calls "her little baby".
"How are you?"
Itachi used Sasuke's famous pose.
"I learned that with mommy." Shiryu drank his milk. "That's her favorite move."
"You are grounded."
Shiryu laughed so much that eventually throw out what was left of the cookies and milk. "Who you think you are to make such assumption?" He cleaned his mouth.
"I am you father."
"Dark Vader." He said as he split the cookie in two pieces." That was a good character."
"I meant it Shiryu."
"I'm going to my room." He pushed the empty glass of milk away and jumped to the ground. "To you, i'm extremely busy."
"Shiryu?"
"Yes, Itachi?"
"I'm going to put you in your mother."
"What?"
"Well yes." Itachi smirked to himself. "Isn't that what you want? So, I'm going to make your will." He passed through his son, who was looking at him bewilder.
"Well, to someone who wanted to win my approval, is really a coward." He frowned.
"I'm only doing what you asked me to do." This time, Itachi kneeled down but made sure his arm would stay between his legs while looking cool and relaxed. You know…only for precaution.
"Fine. Call my mom now." Shiryu slammed his foot.
"Fine." The Uchiha got up and walked towards the phone while smirking and observing his son from the corner of the eye.
"You are a coward. You will always be a coward." He crossed his arms. "It's not like you can handle me."
Itachi raised an eyebrow and asked amused. "Are you sulking?"
"How dare you?" Shiryu showed a mad face, which in his opinion was…adorable. "I would never get that low, which is a level you are familiarized with." He closed his eyes and stuck up his nose. "Did you call my mom already?"
"You cheeks are red."
"Stop it. I'm going to my room, call me once my mom get's here."
"They are really red." He turned to point that out again, making his son's footsteps turning louder as he ran to his room.
"What's wrong with Shiryu?" Mikoto asked while giving him some papers.
"He's grumpy. I will invite Kagome to a family dinner." Itachi replied as he signed the papers. "Was Mimi who brought this?"
"Yes. She-!"
"I know. That's why I wanna call Kagome."
Mikoto sighed. "That's not the way you will win them back."
"I know what I'm doing." He winked.
"How are you going to get into the house?"
"I have the keys."
Shiryu's room
Punching his fluffy pillows, Shiryu cursed politely his father. "He's no one to talk like that with me." He sat his favorite cuddly doll.
"Dora the explorer?" Itachi asked amused while leaned against the door. "Your favorite doll is Dora the explorer?"
"AH, Shut up. Leave my room now." He hid the doll under his covers. "LEAVE."
"That's new to me." He laughed.
"I said, LEAVE."
"Calm down." He motioned with his hands. "I'm here to tell you what i know."
"Know what?" Shiryu's cheeks were redder than a tomato. He could kill him with his stare.
"I now you mistreated Mimi."
"What are you talking about?"
"You threw fertilizer to Mimi."
Shiryu jumped out his bed, this time he wanted to make eye contact with Itachi, so he climbed a chair. "Repeat it again, please." He looked angry.
"I have you on tape."
...
Priceless.
"What?" He raised an eyebrow again. "You really didn't think a mansion like this wouldn't have surveillance cameras? That is not a very positive thought."
"Well." Shiryu closed his eyes and smiled. "Looks like you have me between the sword and the wall."
"Yes, I do." That satisfaction was amazing.
"So, you're going to use that against me?"
"Don't forget Dora."
"Leave her alone, she has nothing to do with this." He looked cutely angry.
"Your mother will be pleased to know how polite her little baby is."
"That's not fair, i'm only a child."
"You are a pain in the ass, that's what you are." Itachi looked to the other side.
"That language. I'm gonna tell."
"Be my guest." Itachi stepped aside and smiled.
"What do you want?"
"My box."
"What box?" He asked while crossing his arms.
"The one under your bed."
Annoyed, Shiryu went to peek under his bed. "This?"
Nod.
"Well, I'm going to see what dirty secrets you have been hiding." He sulked while opening the box.
"Blue the dog? What the hell is this?" Shiryu laughed. "Is this your doll? How shameful, Itachi."
"I bought that when I planned to marry your mother."
"What are you talking about?"
"That was your first gif." He grabbed the dog and smiled.
...
"You know. "He gave it back to Shiryu who was confused."I was a kid just like you. A little dumb but like you." Itachi smiled seeing Shiryu's lips forming somewhat a faint smirk.
"I'm not going to tell your mother what happened but I would be happy to have a nice family dinner, since this was the day your mother told me we were waiting for a stork to deliver us our baby."
"I'm perfectly aware how babies are made."
"What?" He was taken back.
"I read that on a book."
"Y-Y-You read that?" He couldn't describe how much he was embarrassed right now.
"Yes. A science book to be exact. Not much of detail but was enough. I want to be a doctor some day." He made a happy expression.
Itachi felt it was time to leave this conversation to another day. He confesses, he was really curious to know more about Shiryu. "I'm going to see her. She doesn't answer the phone. Behave ok?" He looked to Shiryu who said nothing.
"One more thing….Don't tell your mother about the science book."
"I'm not stupid enough to do that." He smirked.
"Good." Itachi returned the grin. Inside he was feeling more and more intrigued with this amusing little terrorist.
Kagome
This man is quite alluring. His eyes, his manners, his intense and well-trained voice.
Everything very familiarized to her.
"I believe we must go now."
A smirk. That kind of smirk.
"What's wrong, Kagome?"
"Wrong what?"
"You are shaking."
"Oh, I'm not shaking."
"Hm?"
"I'm…a…I don't want to be late. This meeting is very important, remember? You agreed to partnership with the Shikon no Tama." She couldn't control her orbs.
"I know. I heard good critics about it." He smiled seductive. "I hope we can dance there." He looked at her, his beautiful spiky hair and glowing eyes, gave her body a wave of a cold sweat.
"Y-Yes. We have great music." She swallowed elegantly.
"You have been always a gorgeous woman, Kagome." He passed by her, tugging a wild strand of hair. "Since the day Itachi introduced you to the family."
"We have to get going." She turned around bluffly. "We're going to be late."
"Tell me."
'Not these games anymore.' Shethinks she has no luck with the Uchiha family members.
"In these last encounters, including the day we first met, did you ever felt a thing?" The hint of mocking on his voice was memorable to her but more dangerous. And that sure draw her in to him.
"Listen, i-!" She froze. He was too close to her, his eyes half open, his delicious poisoned smirk, his hair, his scent, his shadow. Everything made her feel like a helpless lamb.
She was trembling all over the place.
Hand on the back of her neck; she heard his chuckle echoing up on the back of her spine, toying with her. "Interesting." He rubbed his thumb on her cheekbone. "Your eyes can give more, lies than your mouth can mutter."
It took a while to get into her house but he made it. A good look on the living room and a familiar perfume greeted him. Itachi heard voices comming from the kitchen so he made his way to his objective.
"Kago-!….Madara?"
A/N: Thanks guys for your patient, reviews and support. It's really helping part of my self-esteem. :3
Now, I am sorry for taking sooo long. Forgive my grammar mistakes or any glitch this chapter may have, it's two in the morning and I'm tired (later I will make a better review for all this).
I have been VERY addicted to games, -_- Does anyone play Ps3? Ok, ok sorry! Well, i hope you liked. My health is getting better by the way :3
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