We watched the men battle Naraku and made jokes about Inuyasha "Inuyasha don't hurt him too much after all he does love you," Kagome teased he gaged
"After I kill him your next wench," the hanyou growled
'Little sis has been around me too long I have corrupted her innocent mind' I thought "Now, now Inucakes don't be so harsh. Just pound him a bit he'll submit and you'll have a wonderful wife," I could not resist
"I hate wenches starting with you Sonya, I hate wenches to pieces," he griped
"I'm not back a day and al- already he he's courting," laughing and gasping for air Touga razzed
"Old geezer maybe if your nice he'll turn his boy parts into girl parts and give you a litter of spider puppies," Inuyasha shot back
"Little brother I thought even you had more class and better taste than that," Sesshoumaru added "Spider puppies that'd be a new breed eight legged pups hugging their daddy," he could not resist
"Windscar asshole remember that," Inuyasha snapped attacking Naraku with three times more the fury
"Inside fearful I weep unshed tears, not,"
"Ya will be after I shove a piece of burning firewood up your snooty ass," the enraged hanyou snapped
"Ahhhhhhhhh," Naraku shrieked in agony when enraged Inuyasha got him in the balls with his blades of blood
"Stop whining sissy boy it was no more than a bee sting," Inuyasha wisecracked
"Hey mutt I think someone's loins burn for you," Kouga needled
"Shut your trap legless wolf and I'm talking about the missing middle leg or in your case stump,"
"Mutt we do not want to know about your lack of endowments," Kouga jabbed
"Will you let him bare your puppies? Two three or perhaps four," Miroku taunted "I will be more than happy to perform the wedding ceremony,"
:Start making funeral plans genius cause you just signed your own death warrant," the indignant hanyou shot back
"Eight legged spider puppies this'll be a new kind of dog," Sango razzed
I looked up when I felt a very small amount of Miko powers and I saw Kikyo who had an arrow drawn and pointed at Kagome 'Lovely leave it to Kinkyho to show up now targeting my sister instead of the evil spider useless tramp' I thought
"Finally rid of that little bitch." Smiling sadistically Kikyo whispered but after mating with Kouga Sonya had enhanced youkai hearing
"Really clay bitch? I then pulled my twin katanas and simultaneously "Hey spider dick sucker," she looked eyes widened in horror thrilling me beyond imagining and I cut off her head in one sweep
"NOOOO!" I looked up at the anguished call, it was Naraku glaring at me.
"Aw did the big bad spider lose his clay tart? What live girls too much for you? I needled "You must love the pain from a dick full of splinters"hah?
He sent one of his tentacles towards me and I couldn't get out of the way in time, it struck me and I flew into a tree. I slumped to the ground I stood shaken and did a quick check just to make sure my cubs were alright. What I found shocked me to the core. They had erected a barrier to protect themselves. I looked up and smiled at Koga to show him we were fine. Naraku was finally defeated when they all put their attacks together hacking the spider mark on his back turned out to be his power center once it was gone so was he
After all of our teasing riled up Inuyasha had been particularly vicious. Attacking with a savage fury rarely seen in him I hugged Koga tight and breathed in his scent. We decided to head to Edo's to get the children. He was dead after the hell on earth he'd created for others for so long he was really dead
"Well little brother what will you do now that your mate is dead? Sesshoumaru ragged
"Yes dog breath" what will you do? Kouga added they loved tormenting and riling the poor hanyou "You should cry and get it out of your system I won't tell,"
"What mate? And you two ass wipes better not be talking about Naraku"
"No fool I meant that clay abomination," Sesshoumara said
"If you'd prefer Naraku I don't judge," Kouga jabbed
"Oh that nah clay pussy and a dick full of splinters was never my thing. And fuck you sweaty smelly wolf butt breath I've got a windscar with your name on it" Wanna see?
"Call me when you reach manhood," Kouga shot back "I don't play rough with pups,"
"Why you I-I I'll kill you I am gonna slice your face and ass off put it where your ass was then move your ass up to where your face used to live then when someone calls you ass face it'll be true,"
"Nope sorry mutt cannot copy you one ass face in the pack is enough," Kouga retorted
"Phew and when it the last time you washed it the odor is most foul?" Sesshoumaru added
"Uh oh I know that look," Kagome exclaimed
"And in five fou," Touga started but before he could finish
"Adamant barrage," Inuyasha called with his sword pointed at Sesshoumaru, Kouga, and Miroku
"Yeooooooow," the three screamed when the adamant shot into their butts, they ran inuyasha chased
"There that'll teach you friggin idiots never fuck with the guy with the biggest sword," the insanely laughing hanyou said as he chased them
Touga sighed "Ah ever since they were pups,"
"You mean they've been at it all of these years? Sango, and Kagome said
"I'm afraid so,"
"Aw giant puppies how cute," Sonya added
"Yes and if Sesshoumaru, and Kouga transform into their dog and wolf forms youngest pup is doomed, I think he's forgotten about their transformation powers," smirking Touga told them
"Oh boy a wolf dog hanyou burger," they looked "What?
"Sonya you are a deranged girl," Kagome exclaimed
"But sis Inuyasha sandwiched between my wolf and your dog," Sonya added innocently batting her lashes with the big doe eyes look "Think about it if we were single that'd be boy heaven, it is also a canine meat feast, with a little monk on the side,"
"Cough" Sango's water flew out of her mouth spraying across the dirt "Cough oh my gods she's worse than Miroku," and busted out laughing
"Gee thanks Sonya the family secret is out now," Kagome teased
"Why thank you glad to oblige, boy heaven,"
'Oh really miss smart ass' Kagome thought "I'm telling Kouga, I'm telling Kouga,"
"And I'll tell Sesshy you have a secret crush on and sexy fantasy about the monk,"
"Shit" Sango, and Touga exclaimed
"Not if you're dead you won't," Kagome said and lunged for her taunting sister who ran
"Yawn, yeah, yeah, yeah you've been making that some old boring promise for years now," Sonya replied
"Get back here fight and die like a man,"
"Put a fire under it," Sonya taunted "So slow,"
"First three canines chase now two sisters not a boring day," Sango said
"Ah gods it's good to be alive again," Smirking exclaimed "I truly have missed this,"