" To what pleasure I owe your visit? "

" What? A guy can't visit his friend in her special…psychedelic freak room anymore? "

I had texted Monika about meeting her in her weird… I guess you'd call it her safe space? Whatever, I felt like there was still unanswered questions about my situation.

" You only come to talk to me when the other 3 are busy or you need help with something… I hardly believe your intensions are simply of visit inquiries."

" Please stop talking like an evil villain. I really want to talk about something important."

" Ok, what's cookin' good lookin'?"

" I don't know, I usually order take-out."

" I thought you wanted us to have a serious conversation."

" Yes I'm sorry. I wanted to know what's the real difference this time around? "

" Pardon? "

" What are you're plans for your game this time around?

" You mean fanfiction. "

" What? "

"What? "

" You… Whatever! What I'm saying is are you gonna prank me or something? If one of the girls does something to my nether region are you gonna make them stab themselves or you'll turn them all into crab people? "

" Oh please, no offense but you're not that attractive! "

" Says the woman who built an imperfect world to score with me"

" Big talk coming from the guy who murdered me."

"…fair enough. You win."

I decide to sit down at her table. Tea magically materializes on the table. Monika slowly pours it into 2 small teacups. I will say one thing about Monika, she's both the person I'm the most comfortable and uncomfortable to be around. Maybe It's because of her hypnotizing thighs that make me forget she once killed my best friend… Okay granted I may not be perfect myself.

" Honestly, I want to take it easy this time around" she says pouring tea in my cup.

" So, no weird violence or psychotic breakdowns? "

" Nope! I even got rid of Natsuki's abusive father! This time around were focusing entirely on moronic teenage fluff!"

" …Why?"

" Well, I couldn't win your affection by surrounding you with psychos, maybe I can win it by making a more laidback humour-oriented world, like those mangas Natsuki reads."

"So there's no suspense or gore or psychological bullshit?"

" Monika's writing tip of the day: It's a fanfiction on the internet, story telling elements can drastically change depending on what part the author liked of the game."

" I don't get what you're saying…But I kinda don't care at this point. " I say as I sip from my teacup.

" Any other questions you want to ask me? " Monika asks.

" Nah, that's about it. "

" You wanna rest in my lap for a while? "

"… I'd actually really like that. The one cool thing about my time captive here. "

" What about that time I dressed up as Sayori? "

" That was more interestingly weird. " I reply, gently falling asleep as she ruffles her finger through my hair. I'm hoping the sleepover will be productive.

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