"Fans, for the second week straight, we are gonna have a match. Except this time, we are gonna have WWE superstars, The Miz and John Morrison. We are also gonna bring back 3 of our old guests and have them be lumberjacks along with me, my sister, Lilyyan and John." Katie said.
"Thats right, now lets hear those introductions." Izzy said as her and Katie took their headsets off and went around the ring, with their straps in hand.
" The following is a 2 out of 3 falls elimination lumberjack strap match. Now in this match, a memeber of a team must be pinned twice before they are please welcome our other lumberjacks, Lilyyan The Rabid Rabbit, alisugar 101, Maggie the Fox, and John The Panda." They came down with leather straps in their hands.
"And introducing first from San Juan Puerto Rico, weighing in at 202 lbs, Justin Escobar. And his partner from El Paso Texas Seth "Morrison." Ram looked like The Miz and Seth looked like Morrison. They had their hair styled like them, and even had clothes that looked like what Miz and Morrison usually wore, and even Morrison's theme song. But the only thing that was different was they had apples in their hands. They even used Miz and Morrison's signature taunts.
"And introducing their opponets from Hollywood California John Morrison, and from Clevland Ohio, The Miz." Miz and Morrison ran to the ring and immediately started the assualt, til Miz was thrown to the outside and kept getting strapped. He got up on the ring apron and waited. On the inside however, Morrison was getting his ass handed to him by Justin, who was executing knife edge chops to the chest then picked him up for a bear hug. Morrison got out of it by hitting Justin repeatedly in the head, then bounced off the ropes and was clotheslined. Justin picked him up then threw him outside, where the lumberjacks started to wail on ran and jumped on all the lumberjacks then Morrison got back into the ring, only to be met by what looked like a pissed of Seth. Seth immediately tackled him to the ground and started punching him in the head, then got up and bounced off the ropes, and hit an elbow drop. He ran to the ropes and hit a lionsault. He hooked Morrison's leg, but only got a 2 count, before Miz broke it up, then ran out of the ring. Seth picked him up then threw him into the turn buckle then clotheslined him, the tagged in Justin. Seth got under Morrison and picked him up for an electric chair drop and while he executed that Justin hit a bulldog face plant. As Justin rolled Morrison over, Seth punched Miz off the ring apron then slingshotted himself over the top rope onto him. The lumber jacks were whipping the hell out of Miz, and lightly tapping Seth. Meanwhile on the inside, Justin had just gotten a 3 count on Morrison. Then threw him against the ropes and big booted him. He quickly tagged in Seth who dragged him near the ropes and hit the Starship Pain. 1 2 3. First Eliminated John Morrison. Miz came into the ring and tackled Seth to the ground. Justin got off the apron and grabbed the strap from John The Panda and jumped in the ring. Russell had become distracted because "something was in his eye". Justin tied the strap around the bottom of his boot, so that the buckle was on the bottom and he superkicked Miz, who then fell into the arms of Seth who grabbed him in a bear hug, then they hit a Hart Attack on Miz. Russell's eye suddenly became clear 123. Looks like we have a new Mark Cuban. Seth tagged in Justin. Justin got behind Miz and as he stood up, put him in a full nelson. Miz struggled, but soon his energy faded, and Justin hit a forward russian leg sweep, or the skull crushing finale. But Justin wasn't finished with him just yet. He picked him up and threw him into the turnbuckle. He splashed him in the corner and Miz fell into a sitting position. Justin took the strap off his foot and jumped out of the ring and wrapped the strap around Miz's throat. Seth got into the ring then ran and kicked Miz full in the face. Justin got back in the ring and and together they hit the snapshot (flap jack ddt). 1 2 3
"Winners and new web host champions Justin and Seth, The Filthy Animals." The two celebrated in the ring and grabbed the new title belts. They had black straps, and their logos said WEB. And hell they were even made spinners. Ram pulled a chain out of his pocket and put it around his neck. He hooked the belt on like a necklace, and Seth threw his over his shoulder. Paramedics were running to the ring with a stretcher and a neck brace. They loaded Miz up and took him to a local medical facility. Ram picked up a microphone.
"Now if there is pro wrestler that wants to challenge the greatest crew of the 21st century," at this point everyone turns their heads to the sky. "I don't care who you are. You can be The Hurricane, Colin Delaney, Tommy Dreamer , that dumbshit Sheamus." At this point out comes the new WWE Champion Sheamus and Finlay with Hornswoggle in tow.
"Do you really think you can beat us?" Sheamus asks him. "I am the WWE Champion and the Break Out Superstar of The Year."
Seth grabbed a mic. "Shut the hell up. All you did was throw someone through a table. You didn't pin him. Plus I know we can beat you. So how about this. Next week it be you, Finlay, and a person of your choice, vs me Justin and John. Once again Elimination style. Winners take home the belts. And to make matters more fun. this will be like a multiple stages of hell. The first stage will be a first blood, second will be a table match, third a submissions count anywhere, fourth can be a cuffed in the cage match, and finally a stretcher match. And by the way you Casper wanna be, If we win then you guys never show your faces around here again."
"Its a deal." Finlay took the mic from him." And during our submission match, someone is gonna get a good shellailigh shot."
"Tell you what guys. For everyone of us you eliminate, I will give you 200 dollars cash. And if you beat us, I will give you each 5,000 dollars." Justin told them.
"You are on."
"Next week right here." And with that Sheamus and his lackies left.
"Ok people, we need to get to the set. We still have a show to do." Justin said. Everyone left the ring and sat on seats at ringside.
"Ok so this week me and my brotha from anothe motha Seth, we beat not only a former ECW world Champion, 4 time Intercontenential Champion and 6 time tag champ, but the United States Champion and a 2 time tag champ. We became the first ever WEB tag Champs. Now next week not only will me Seth, and John take on Sheamus, Finlay, and a mystery person, but the three women in this show will go at it in a 3 way elemination match. The winner will be the womens champ. So ladies, you had better prepare for your match. Now onto some of our real business. Today what we are gonna talk about is Christmas. One of the most stressful times of the year. Ya see In my family they care to much about the holiday. We have to have large amount of decorations up , bake a shit load of cookies and other such shit, half the time I can't stand it. And all I can say is that even though Christmas is a joyous occasion for some for me its not. There is always stress and I can't stand it. But all I know is that Christmas used to be one of my favorite holidays. I mean lets face it, presents, candy, and snow. Who wouldn't love that. We don't have much time left so HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE FILTHY ANIMALS."