Out All Night
Apparently Charming "found his bliss" because as we were all about to retire Snow White was complaining that Charming disappeared and hadn't come back.
There was no way I was going to rat out him out.
Bro before Snow.
When he wasn't back the next morning I was far from thinking of avoiding him, and rather planning to hear about the most fun he's ever had in his sad life.
That plant is sweet!
But still no Charming after breakfast. Then, for no reason whatsoever, I got a message that everyone and their grandmothers (literally) were to randomly hang out in the royal assembly hall.
Not that I was complaining because the food is always great, and EQ was standing near Belle, so I mosied over to "talk to Belle" (who thankfully was more Belle than Lacey) to get closer to EQ. She was still wearing the same dress. I must admit I am rather intrigued to imagine what her other clothes look like when she decides to change.
I've imagined a lot.
Then suddenly a tween came in with Charming and next thing you know there was a big happy family reunion. Snow was surprisingly forgiving of Charming …wish I could hear his excuse, but no such luck. Then before I knew it EQ was gone and Belle was hitting the liquor.
Total fail in more ways than one.
Geez, something had better happen soon or else I may die of boredom…