Power Rangers Ninja Storm: The Dating Game

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in PRNS, but I do own the "live" studio audience and myself.

Extreme Evolution: And we're back from our commercial break. FINALLY. Unfortunately, during the break, Tori excused herself to go the ladies. She's taking an awfully long time, though. What's up with that?

Hunter: (from offset) The toilet pipes are choked, remember?

Shane: (to Extreme Evolution) You mean no one bothered to fix that problem?

Extreme Evolution: (shrugs) I didn't think it was that big a deal.

(Tori returns with a panic-stricken look)

Shane: Tor, you all right?

Tori: Well-

Extreme Evolution: -Aww... I'm touched by your concern for her. And you called her by a pet name too. How cute.

Tori/Shane fans: (On cue) Aww...

(Offset)

(Mass hysteria is in the air as the crew rushes to fix the toilet.)

Blake: Guys, I think we have a bigger problem. Is it just me or is this place starting to stink? Oh crap, there's puke all over the floor!

Dustin: Holy macaroni! No pun intended, even though I think see macaroni in there somewhere.

Cam: Hunter, care to explain this?

Hunter: I could've sworn that's yesterday's lunch.

The rest of the guys: (disgusted) Aughhh...

(Meanwhile…)

Kapri: Thing's are going better than expected. Let's get going. We've got bigger things to see to.

Marah: Right. Though I wish we could stay here longer. It's fun watching the rangers getting tangled up in their own web.

(Marah & Kapri teleport out of the studio)

(Onset)

Extreme Evolution: Hey, don't worry about the minor pipe burst. Bear with it while we wrap up this episode.

(Tori and Shane lift their feet above ground and onto the couch as sewage liquid flows into the studio, barely missing the rangers' feet.)

(An audience member screams. Shouts and jeers erupt from the audience. The audience jostle their way to the seats at the back, which are higher above ground. Some are shoved into the sewage and the situation begins to get hostile. A stray water bottle flies across the room, heading for Tori's head, but a strong gust of air knocks it away.)

Shane: What is wrong with you people? It's just a little crap, and you guys act like it's the apocalypse! Just chill and sit down for a little while. (Shane trudges through the sewage and help the fallen to their feet, handing them some tissue.)

(The audience falls silent. Extreme Evolution, Tori and the rest of the rangers stare at Shane, in awe.)

Extreme Evolution: And there you go! The calm and cool gentleman, Shane Clarke! As expected of the leader of the rangers.

(The audience breaks into a rapturous applause.)

(Offset)

Hunter: (irritably) CO-leader!

Blake: (playfully) Someone's getting touchy...

Hunter: (elbows Blake in the gut)

Extreme Evolution: And we have come to the end of this episode of PRNS:TDG. Stay tuned for the next episode, which has more surprises in store. We'll have a brand new set, as a result of today's unfortunate incident.

(A screen lowers from the ceiling and Extreme Evolution watches a playback of the security footage to identify the culprit. Extreme Evolution then picks up the water bottle and throws it at the identified attacker.)

Unknown attacker, now victim: Ow... that didn't feel good.

Extreme Evolution: And now you know.