Hetalia Trapped in the Closet

by BXR1799

A Hetalia parody of Trapped in the Closet, featuring Alfred F. Jones a.k.a America as R.Kelly! MANY pairings thata re CRACK and a few of my OTPs that change throughout the chapters. I recomend you go and watch R.Kelly's Trapped in the Closet vid to understand better.. This is like a giant song fic/story XD enjoy the craziness! Rated M for swearing&light smut

6. Chapter 6

I know it's weird! X.X

Chapter pairings: USUK & FrUK

Believe it or not, I just started laughing. Shaking my head, and just kept on laughing. Thinking about all the stuff I've been through that day.

Then he cries, "What? Why are you laughing?"

Then I laughed out said, "Thinking about all the things that I've been through."

He wies his nose and sniffles, saying, "I've been through it too."

Then I start laughing again, then he starts laughing more, then next thing you know we're just cracking up on the floor.

The he laughs out, "I can't believe that frog picked up my phone."

And meanwhile, Ludwig just got out of prison and he's heading home.

Then Arthur says, "Alfred I'm sorry for all the lies and all the bolocks."

And I say, "Dude, just wait until I tell you all the drama that I've been dealing with."

He laughs and says, "I want to hear it all."

And I said, "Iggy, first of all, I got a hangover, got trapped in the closet, slept with who knows wife of a monk." Then he says, "What?" Then I said, "We found out that the monks lover turns out to a russian dude!"

He says, "Blimey, you've been through a lot of shit." I said, "Plus, I got a ticket!"

Meanwhile the policeman, he turns around, just out of concern, and comes back to our house. He pulls up in the driveway, my car's parked crooked with the lights on. Then he goes through the back way, he hears the dogs barking like something's wrong. He sees that the back door has been broken in. He looks around, pulls his gun out and walks right on in.

Meanwhile, Arthur and I are laughing and laughing, and from the cops perspective he thinks somebody is crying, he gets closer to the bedroom, he couls've sworn he heard someone coughing and sighing.

Meanwhile we're in the bedroom laughing, I'm trying to explain, he yells out, "Alfred, you're killing me!" and I said, "I sware it went that way!"

Then next thing you know the French barges in the room and says, "Motherfucker Freeze!" I look up at him and say, "Wait, you're that damn police!"

Arthur says, "Baby? I mean Francis? Everything's fine!"

And he says, "Arthur, I got this, I know you're sick and tired of this fool!" Then I stood up, and started screaming, "Dude, get out of my house!" Then the French yells, "Freeze!" Arthur screams, "Please!" And I pull out my own gun.

Arthur cries, "Alfred please don't!" I see visions of them together.

He said, "Monsier, put the gun down!" I can't stop thinking about them together! I pull off the safety. Then the cop does the same.

Bang!

Bang...

Bang...