Title: Change It And Then Save It
Chapter: CH6; Starting today, we are cousins!
Author: thereoncewasaginger (Tumblr is also thereoncewasaginger)
Rating: Eventual M(chapter rated T)
Warnings: Swearing
Characters: Dave K., OC Lexi, Dave's Mother, Mention of Kurt, Quinn, Rachel and OC Parents
Genre: Romance, Drama, Sci-Fi, Slight Fantasy, Humor
Summary: AU, Dave attempts suicide but ultimately fails. When he wakes up, he finds out things aren't what they were. Dave finds that he has the perfect life, his dream life. Later he finds out he is what is called a 'Job', or someone who gets second chances. He is whisked away from his dream life, and told he has a second chance at earning it. Thankfully, he has a friend who can help him
A/N: Well hopefully I didn't turn too many people away with the last chapter. So I'm really disappointed with myself, because I really was trying to write a more, erm, sexier scene in chapter 4. But that didn't happen. I swear, eventually I'll try to get it to the M rating that I have set. SO I have a song that I listen to that I feel kind of fits the Kurtofsky and this story… 'Little Lion Man' by Mumford & Sons (gah, I'm going through a obsession point with them at the moment. All their songs from this album…yeah…)
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, just the characters that I created.
||Italics is Lexi. Normal is Dave.||

My head felt extremely heavy again, much like it did two days before. I groaned, trying to lift it. I really need to figure out why it keeps feeling so heavy in the morning. I yawned, stretching my arms and body out. I was looking forward to today, especially the possibility of learning more about my past or rather to me, my future. Kurt promised he would continue filling in things today. "Morning Kurt." I said groggily. I waited a few seconds for him to respond, wondering if maybe he was still asleep or hadn't heard me. I opened my eyes slowly and lazily. The first thing I noticed was that I was alone. The next thing that I noticed was that this wasn't the room I was in the night before. My heart fell, so it really had all just been some sort of dream, some kind of long, perfect dream. That meant everything from last night was a dream, including that weird Lexi person. I sat up quickly, but instantly regretted that as pain shot through my head.

That wasn't a dream Dave. None of it was.

A female voice said. I jumped, looking around. What the hell? I was going crazy. The female laughed.

Oh Dave. You aren't going crazy. I'm real. Just you can't see me. I mean if you really wanted to, you could. If I go into a human form though, you're kind of stuck with me like that. I mean I can still talk to you in your head, but then everyone can see me and interact with me.

"You're Lexi…So that wasn't a dream?" I asked. Lexi giggled. Okay, that could get annoying quickly.

No Dave, none of it was a dream. You really did try to commit suicide, you really did meet a future version of Kurt, and everything I told you last night was true.

Her voice almost sounding like she was rolling her eyes at the same time. Well crap. If I wasn't in the future thing anymore, where was I?

Where you should be, that's where you are. Remember when I said you had a second chance? Well here you go. This is your second chance. Kurt is transferring back from Dalton today, congratulations; the BullyWhips club is back in session. I'm just here to make sure you don't fuck things up like usual. You paid the Job's price. Remember that toll thing I said? Your payment was trying to commit suicide. You failed because somewhere along the line you acquired the Job gift which led me to be born. But you never really got me till that night you tried to commit suicide. Understand at all where I'm coming from?"

I honestly didn't know what to say, or even how to react. She sighed loudly. I wanted to think this was a dream, but somewhere inside me, I knew it was real."Show me. Show me yourself." I ordered, ignoring the warning she had given to me earlier. I had to see if this was real, that I wasn't just imagining it. Lexi snorted, but didn't say anything. I rolled my eyes, getting up. I walked over to the closet, trying to decide what outfit to wear today. Of course I was just imagining her. Something hard hit my head. I whipped around angrily, and came face to face with a petite brunette.

"Hi Dave, I'm Lexi. Well Lexi in human form that is." The girl said perkily. My jaw dropped. I rubbed my eyes, making sure I was actually seeing her. The girl looked like a mash-up of Quinn, Rachel, and Kurt. Why those three, I didn't really get, but that's what she looked like. "I've had a lot of time to really think about how I would look. I think the three of them are hot, and combined it's like sex in human form. Though, for your sake I look more like Quinn and Rachel than Kurt." She explained. Oh great. That's just what I needed to know. My inner whatever it was, was attracted to three different people, including Kurt of all people.

"Dave, honey, if you don't hurry up, you're going to be late to school." My mom said, twisting my door knob. I panicked, looking over at Lexi. Oh god, what was my mom going to think, me having a girl in my room. The door opened and my mom stepped in. Her eyes fell on me, then on Lexi. Suddenly a grin spread across her face. "Lexi! Oh darling, when did you get in?" she asked. I stared at my mom. What the hell?

"Hey Aunt Lisa! I got in last night, Uncle Paul let me in. Mom said I should just not go to school today, since I would be getting in late, but I think that I'll go anyways." Lexi said sweetly. My jaw dropped. Aunt Lisa? Uncle Paul? What the hell was going on? My mom smiled.

"That's fine babydoll. I'm just glad you made it okay and that you and David are actually getting along. Paul will take you two to school, that way he can get you registered. Oh Lexi, I'm so glad you decided to live with us here, it'll be so great having a female around here." Mom said cheerfully. She looked over to me. "Now you make sure Lexi makes it through the day, okay?" she ordered. I gulped, nodding. I was utterly confused by now. Mom gave a happy squeal, and then left the room. I turned my head back to Lexi.

"Okay, explain whats going on. I don't have a cousin name 'Lexi'. I don't even have any aunts or uncles, both my parents were only children." I spat. Lexi laughed.

"This, my dear, is an illusion, and one of my favorite powers. You see I fixed it so that you do have an uncle, on your dad's side, and I'm their daughter. We're the same age. I convinced my 'parents' that I wanted to live in Lima, Ohio, instead of living in big city Los Angeles. You, dear cousin, are going to watch over me, making excuses and explaining who I am, and in return, I'll watch over you so you don't painfully screw up. " She explained, a smirk completely plastered on her face. I mentally groaned. This was going to suck, so bad.

"So, Lexi, if you're supposed to be living here, where are you sleeping, where is your stuff, etc?" I asked, this time I was smirking. She rolled her eyes.

"Are you really that dumb? Look, you guys have a spare bedroom. In that spare bedroom, I have created an illusion so that the normal eye would see and feel a female bedroom. That way, if I have guests over, my guest would think they'd be sleeping in a very nice bedroom, when in reality, it's just a plain guestroom like it's always is. The clothes part, well that's the fun part for me. Sure I have an illusion closet, but literally for me, all I have to do is think what kind of clothes I want to wear, and it'll appear. It'll be handy. I can even use it one you. Just don't tell Kurt, I would imagine he would become a rabid stalker if he knew." She said, bored yet excited. Well that was handy. "Look, basically I'm your cheat sheet. I'm here to help make that possible future you saw, happens. Just don't abuse me." She said, her voice turning very serious now. I nodded quickly. Right. She grinned, and then pushed me on the bed.

"I'm going to pick out your outfit for today, you need to impress Kurt if you want to win him." She informed me, and then stood there for a few moments. I guess she figured out my 'look' fairly quickly because she smirked then snapped her fingers. It felt like a jolt of energy swept threw me. It felt as if threads were just weaving around me. Lexi gasped. "Okay, now I know what everyone means by if you wore tighter clothes you'd look a lot sexier. Too bad your supposed to be my cousin, gay, and that I'm your Job spirit, I would totally have a massive se-" I cleared my throat before she could finish that sentence. She just laughed. I glanced in my mirror, studying the clothes she put on me. The jeans were tight, not necessarily Kurt skinny jean tight, but still tighter than my normal pants, and they were dark. Normally I just wore my faded basic blue jeans that were beyond comfortable; actually I could probably call them bliss. These jeans weren't as comfortable, but they still were somewhat comfortable. My eyes traveled up the shirt and then I rolled my eyes. I was wearing a form fitting tee shirt and un-buttoned button up shirt. "This was the only thing I really like about your clothing change of style senior year. You wore a lot less polo shirts and more of these kinds of shirts. Not often, but I could tell that the guys at that bar were mentally fucking you when you wore this." She giggled.

"Keep it in your pants, Lexi." I hissed. This only caused her to turn her giggle into a laugh.

"Come on big boy, we need to go to school. Don't want to miss the love of your life's entrance back to McKinley." She teased, tossing my bullywhips outfit. Oh. Right, I had to wear that, didn't I? "It's too bad you have to wear it, it'll cover up your extremely sexy outfit. Oh well. Maybe you can get Kurt alone and you could show off and you two could…" I shook my head, and then made my way out the door. This was going to be an extremely long day.

A/N2: Well. Hello there. Maybe I should put my notes down here. So while editing this chapter, I came across parts where I was highly amused with my Word's attempt to fix my grammar…

According to my word this sentence's you're, should be read as you is…

Dave, honey, if you don't hurry up, you're going to be late to school.

Anyways. So hopefully I can get another update soon? I just finished with CH 8. And well, I got a little excited on that chapter. So for future reference, I want to say, Sebastian started Dalton right before Kurt transferred back to McKinley, at least in this story he will. So yeah, read, review, PM me, whatever you want? I love it when I get feedback, because that lets me know if I'm screwing up or whatever.