A/N: Sorry for the delay. College, you know. Anyway, keep your requests coming in. Here's the next chapter.

Agumon, Guilmon and Patamon

Agumon – Ed

Guilmon – Edd

Patamon – Eddy

Goku – Kevin

Naruto – Rolf

Luffy – Johnny

Chopper – Plank

Pikachu – John (male Sarah)

Pichu – Jimmy

Serena – Nazz

Biyomon, Gatomon and Renamon – Kanker Sisters

"AGUMON, YOU IDIOT!" Patamon yelled as he shook Agumon outside the candy store "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU SPENT ON MONEY ON GRAVY?!"

"The number you are dialling is not in service" Agumon said.

"Agumon can't help but forget, Patamon" Guilmon said "You know how dim-witted he is."

"That was out allowance!" Patamon snapped. Then he thought of something "That's it! I just thought of a scam, Guilmon! The scam of all scams!"

"Again?" Guilmon sighed "You do know that how many scams we try, we always failed."

"Not this time, dino-boy" Patamon said as he jumped on Guilmon "this time, we will be rolling with jawbreakers!"

"Can we have mustard with that?" Agumon asked. Patamon and Guilmon groaned.

A few minutes later, Patamon, Guilmon and Agumon had opened a petting school for petting a hamster. Well, they dressed Agumon as a hamster and he was running on fours in the wheel in a huge cage. Guilmon groaned in embarrassed. The other heroes, who Patamon calls pigeons, saw what they are doing.

"Wow, that hamster is so cute" Pichu said as he saw Agumon.

"That's just my dumb old brother, Pichu" Pikachu sighed.

"So come on, people" Patamon said "Only $25 to feed the hamster."

"Heh… Naruto's amazed of this giant furball" Naruto said as he reached for his pocket.

"Stop!" Luffy said "did they did that scam LAST time?"

"Oh yeah. We did it last time" Guilmon said.

"Man, you dorks are getting lamer ever day" Goku laughed as he and the others walked away.

"Goku's right, Patamon" Guilmon said "we keep coming up with lame ideas every day."

"Man! To think they catch on!" Patamon snarled.

"Chirp! Chirp! Feed me!" Agumon said. Patamon and Guilmon looked at him confusedly.

"OK. I got an better idea!" Patamon said.

A few minutes later, Guilmon and Agumon had just done their new scam while Patamon just sat on a deck chair.

"OK, Patamon" Guilmon said "what are we doing here?"

"Here's the scam, boys" Patamon said "we are selling pizzas on the street, get the cash from the suckers and bingo, we got bait."

"Oh, but one problem… Agumon ate all the pizzas" Guilmon said which made Patamon jump in shock as he turned to Agumon. Sure enough, Agumon ate all the pizzas.

"Who brought the ketchup?" asked Agumon.

"AGUMON!!!" Patamon roared as he was about to charge at Agumon but Guilmon held him back "HOW ARE WE GONNA GET AHEAD IN LIFE, IF YOU KEEP WRECKING EVERYTHING!!!"

Guilmon looked at his watch. "Oh dear. We're gonna be late for school!" Guilmon begins running towards the school "Hurry guys!"

"I don't want to have detention again!" Patamon panicked as he chased after Guilmon "Wait up, Guilmon!"

Agumon, who was so fat after all those pizzas, waddled after them laughing "Work that body, work that body, don't you go hurt nobody."

At school, there was a football game coming on, and Goku was working everyone's butts off. Until at last, the big game is on. Goku walked up and down.

"Ok boys, and dorks" Patamon snarled, Agumon does not understand what it meant and Guilmon was used to being called that. "Today's the big day and I want to see a victory for once! Luffy, take Chopper and go down towards the goal. If one of us comes your way, make sure you grab it! Pikachu and Pichu, you're on offence with me! Naruto, you be defence! And Dorks, don't interfere!"

Serena was doing cheerleading for the game. She wore a white top and a mini skirt. Patamon couldn't help but stare at her, only to have Goku slap him. Then the other teams arrived. The players were Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, Crash Bandicoot, Cloud Strife, Link, Fox McCloud and Tidus.

"They don't look so tough!" Goku said as the others gasped at their height. "OK. Play ball!" Naruto passed the ball to Goku.

"Oh no you don't!" Cloud said "Beam Sword!" Cloud used his oversized sword which knocked Goku off the ground and dropped the ball. Naruto ran to grab the ball but Crash tackled him. Link grabbed the ball but Luffy used his gum powers and made him trip and drop the ball which fell into Pikachu's hands.

"Brother, catch!"

"Huh?" the ball hit Agumon's head and it fell into his hands. "Hot potato." He passed it to Guilmon.

"Patamon, catch!" Guilmon threw it to Patamon.

But before Patamon could throw, Mario, Tidus and Sonic jumped on him.

And after the game, the anime characters lost by 0 to 2,00000000000. The team-mates were enraged.

"We lost AGAIN!!!" Naruto sighed.

"How on earth do we keep always losing?!" Luffy sighed.

Then they turned towards Patamon.

"What?" asked Patamon.

"Err…" Guilmon whispered to him "throughout the whole match, you didn't do anything expect standing there doing nothing."

"Hey, why blame me?!" Patamon snapped.

"Try to be more moveable next time, dork!" Goku snarled.

As the team walks out, they saw Serena there wearing her cheerleading outfit on.

"Hey, don't worry guys. It's just a game after all. Come on, Goku. I'll walk you home." Serena said.

As Serena and Goku walked home arm in arm, the others grumbled and walked back home.

Next day, Patamon, Guilmon and Agumon planned up another scam. To sell ice cream made out of baseballs and paper cones.

"Hang on, we did this last time" Patamon said.

"Duh!" Guilmon sighed.

"Hey, digimon!" called Luffy "come on over here."

As the digimon goes over, they were surprised to see everyone outside an new spooky house.

"I think there's something in there" Pichu said hiding behind Pikachu.

"Could this be the house of the phantomon of the art attack which will turn you into paintings once you enter this house?" Agumon asked.

Pichu fainted while everyone glared at Agumon.

"It's just a house, jeez…" Patamon.

"Well, go in there. I dare ya" Goku smirked.

"Later… I got these ice creams" Patamon said.

"Err… they are base balls and paper cones designed to be ice cream" said Luffy.

"Man, even pirates aren't so stupid" Patamon sighed.

"I had hidden a jawbreaker in that house. Go in and try to find it" Goku smirked evilly.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?! Let's go!" Patamon said as he grabbed Agumon and Guilmon and charged into the house.

"Patamon, I think this may be a trap set by Goku and others to lure us out" Guilmon said as they are in the house.

"Come on, Guilmon!" Patamon said "there got to be a jawbreaker and it gotta be mine!" Then he saw Agumon and Guilmon glaring at him "I mean us."

Agumon looked at a switch. "Buttered Toast" and he reached out for it.

"AGUMON, NO!!!" Guilmon gasped.

But Agumon pulled it down and they fell down a trap door and down a long slide.

"Hey, lumpy" said Patamon to Agumon "You done it again!"

"I wonder where this takes us?" asked Guilmon.

At the bottom of the slides, they realised something different.

"Why are we wearing these groom clothes?" Patamon said as he pulled his hat off his face.

"A suit?" Guilmon gasped.

Patamon looked around. They seemed to be in a room that looked like a church. "Are we invited to a wedding or something?"

"Gross!" Agumon said.

"Hang on… suits… weddings…" then the boys begins to sweat nervously "that only mean one thing…"

Then they saw 3 brides standing before them with their flocks over their faces. They removed them to see…

"Hello, boys" Biyomon, Gatomon and Renamon said sweetly and they put lipstick on their lips.

"THE KANKER DIGIMON!!!" Agumon, Patamon and Guilmon screamed.

"Hey, Agu-baby!" Biyomon said "we finally getting married."

"I finally have my babies with you, Guil-Chan. Puckers up" Renamon said.

"Let's get married right away, girls! Here we come Pata-chan!" Gatomon said.

They ran up to them while Agumon, Guilmon and Patamon screamed "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Right. Time to finish Nintendo X Playstation and do Bandicoot Hearts 2. Oh, and a new RenaGuil story should be in soon. See ya.