Ch 6: Doing the The Wave
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Team 7 was currently on a mission. a mission that required skill, cunning, and balls of steel to even dare to undertake. The bane of all Genin and several Chuunin. The mission that legends say even made Kami shit herself. The Tora mission. for the FIFTIETH time this week!
"Foghorn I'm at point A and I'm gonna kill you for the code name Naruto." Sakura's voice came over the two way radio.
"That's Mirage Serpent and I'm at point B" Naruto grumbled.
"This is Flambé I'm at point C." Sasuke's monotone voice came.
"Alright Team 7 wait for the signal." Kakashi's own voice joined.
The three genin waited until they heard a rustle in the bushed to the North of them.
"This is Mirage Serpent I got movement permission to investigate." Naruto said over the radio set.
"Permission granted. be careful Mirage Serpent." Kakashi said.
"Roger that Cyclops." Naruto said switching off his head set before Kakashi could complain about the code name.
Naruto jumped down to the bush and gazed at it before a red blur rushed past him.
"TARGET IS ON THE MOVE REPEAT TARGET IS ON THE MOVE!" Naruto shouted into his head set as he chased it.
"Copy that I see it. its heading west to the village." Sasuke came over the head set.
"Copy changing ruoit now. Fog Horn do you see it yet?!" Naruto asked.
"Yeah, It's in the market and heading into an ally." Sakura said appearing around the corner and joining Naruto in the chase.
"I'm right over it," Sasuke said. Naruto turned to see the Uchiha boy running on top of the buildings and jumping from roof to roof.
"Copy that Capture but do not kill." Naruto said.
Entering the ally way Naruto saw the target and smiled.
"This is Mirage Serpent. Permission to subdue target Cyclops." Naruto said into his head set.
"Roger permission granted." Kakashi's voice responded.
Naruto Quickly put himself between the target and the end of the ally before casting the hand sign for Tiger.
"
Feather Illusion Jutsu
!" Naruto said and a collection of white feathers floated in front of the target fell into a deep sleep.
"Target subdued." Naruto said as Sakura picked up the sleeping cat.
"Roger head to the meeting point and we'll head to the Hokage Tower." Kakashi's voice said.
At the Hokage's office the Fire Lord's wife was screaming.
"OH MY BABY WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SWEET TORA!" The large woman wailed.
"The damn fur balls asleep," Naruto said stepping foreword and poking the cat in the face, "Kia."
Suddenly the cat woke up and started thrashing about as the large woman (Really WHAT IS THIS LADYS NAME DAMN IT!) started to crush it.
"That's right squeeze the demon cat." Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura spoke slowly.
"Alright Team 7 for your next mission we have Pulling weed, Walking dogs, painting a fence..."
"Hey old man here's a crazy idea I just got," Naruto said, "How about we get a real mission and not these chores."
"Naruto Yuuhi how dare you talk to the Hokage like that," Iruka said, "Your only rookies and you have the gull to ask for a higher ranked mission."
Naruto tuned out the scared Chuunin as he spoke about mission ranking and the village's economy. When Iruka finished he saw that Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi were asleep. Turning Iruka saw that even the Hokage was asleep."
WAKE UP!" Iruka shouted using his Big-head No Jutsu.
"So you want a real mission huh?" Sarutobi asked, "Very well we have a C-rank mission you can do, Tazuma you may come in now."
Team 7 turned to see an old man walk in with a jug of Sake in his hand.
"So these are the 'Ninja' who are suppose to protect me," Tazuma asked, "A bunch of wet behind the ears kids and the blonde looks like he couldn't even hold off an enemy." the old man laughed and started to drink from the jug in his hand when a kunai shattered it.
"As long as we are guarding you old man," Naruto said, "you will remain sober until we reach you're destination."
"R-Right." Tazuma said, "I am The Super bridge Builder Tazuma and I need you to escort me to my village and guard me from bandits until my bridge is complete."
"Sensei," Naruto said, "I feel we should leave tomorrow so that the client can sober up, if he needs a place to stay he can use the guest room at my place as long as he swears not to do anything perverted."
"Huh as if I would even," Tazuma started until Naruto took out another kunai making the old man sweat, "Okay I swear."
"Good meet at the gate at six tomorrow morning and we'll leave." Kakashi said and he vanished in a swirl of leaves.
"Sasuke-kun now that we're done for the day will you..?" Sakura started
"No." Sasuke said and he left as well. Sakura following refusing to give up.
"Alright old drunk follow me and remember your promise." Naruto said leading Tazuma to his house.
Once the two arrived at the Yuuhi residence Naruto opened the door and immediately Tazuma shot back with a monster nose bleed while Naruto sweat dropped.
"Uh Mom, Ma we got company please stop making-out unless its in your room." Naruto said placing a hand on his forehead.
Kurenai and Anko separated to see Tazuma on the floor twitching with blood coming out of his nose.
"hey Gaki-Chan whose the old fart?" Anko asked unstraddling Kurenai and adjusting her mesh shirt while Kurenai straightened out her battle dress.
"my team got a C-Rank mission and he's the client," Naruto said dragging Tazuma into the house and closing the door, "he's drunk so we're gonna leave tomorrow to Water Country to guard him while he builds a bridge or something."
"Pretty Ladies Kissing." Tazuma muttered.
"Remember your promise old man," Naruto said, "those are my mothers your talking about."
"Lucky Gaki." Tazuma said standing up.
"Just go sleep off the Sake and don't let me catch you listening at their door later." Naruto groaned leading Tazuma to the guest room and shutting the door.
"So I take it he enjoyed the show?" Anko asked coming up next to him with her trench coat draped over her arm.
"Like you wouldn't believe ma." Naruto said heading to his room to pack while Anko followed him.
"Need any help?" Anko asked.
"Nah just need a few sets of clothes, med kit, camping gear and I plan on doubling the number of weapons I usually carry." Naruto said pulling a scroll out of the drawer of his dresser.
"Your taking this seriously Gaki?" Anko asked sitting on her son's bed.
"Never know what you'll need." Naruto said setting the scroll in his backpack.
"Just promise me you'll be careful Gaki-Chan," Anko said, "I know you can handle yourself but you know how your mom gets at the thought of you on a mission like this."
"I know Mama." Naruto said.
"You ain't called me 'Mama' since you were eight." Anko pointed out.
"Eh this was one of our tender moments so it felt right." Naruto said teasingly as Anko pulled him into a tender hug.
"look after yourself Naruto," Anko said, "I'd hate to think of what your mom would do if you died."
"She'd pull a you and come charging after me in the afterlife and whoop my ass."
"Language Naruto Yuuhi." Anko warned smiling all the same.
"Japanese Ma." Naruto shoat back.
"Good boy." Anko said ruffling her son's hair.
The next morning Team 7 was seen off by Anko and Kurenai who was with her students Kiba, Shino and Hinata.
"Are you sure you have everything Naruto-kun?" Kurenai Asked for the twentieth time that morning as she fussed with his back pack, "Shuriken, Kunai, extra underwear."
"MOM!" Naruto shouted.
"Sorry just checking."
"Nai-Chan cut the line already," Anko said, "he's a Ninja of Konoha now."
"I know Anko-Chan," Kurenai said, "just a mother worrying about her baby."
"Not a baby anymore Mom," Naruto said hugging her, "I'm a kick ass Ninja now."
"Naruto Yuuhi what have I told you about using language like that?!" Kurenai scolded.
"That I better be faster then you if you do." Naruto answered running off before Kurenai could say anything.
"I blame you for that." Kurenai said to Anko as they watched their son leave.
"Yeppers," Anko said smiling proudly, "a chip off the young fine ass block if you ask me."
With Team 7. they were closing in on the border of wave country when two figures leapt from the trees and trapped Kakashi in chains that shredded him to bits.
"One down." one of the two mist Ninja said
"SENSEI!" Sakura shouted.
"Sakura guard the client Sasuke with me." Naruto ordered charging the two opponents.
"Fire Release: Phoenix Fire Jutsu
!
" Sasuke shouted sending small fire balls at the two attackers.
the two avoided the small burst of fire while Naruto appeared behind them already casting hand signs for snake and tiger.
"Striking Shadow Snake!" Naruto shouted as the snakes emerged from his right sleeve and clamped their jaws down on the two, "you two have just been poisoned by the most penitent of snakes in the Elemental Nations surrender and tell me what you want."
"Good job you three," the genin turned to see Kakashi coming out of the forest unharmed, "Naruto has Anko taught you and interrogation skills?"
"A few," Naruto said pulling a kunai out and licking the edge of the knife like Anko usually does, "give me a few minutes and these two will either be singing to our tune or in sopranos when I'm done with them."
"Wh-what are you want brat." one asked already feeling the poison in his veins.
"A bowl of Ramen, some Dango, and to kill a certain cat back in Konoha but for now lets see if we can't get who your target was out of you." Naruto said administrating the antidote to them so they wouldn't die during his 'play time' as he and Anko called it.
Dragging them behind the trees, Team 7 waited for a few minutes until the sounds of girls screaming filled their ears. Fifteen minutes later Naruto emerged glaring at Tazuma.
"Oh Lucy you got some splaining too do." Naruto said.
And Tazuma told them about how Gato had taken over wave country and had shoved his village into a stage of ruin.
"Alright we'll help ya out old man." Naruto said shrugging.
"WHAT DIDN"T YOU HEAR HIM NARUTO-BAKA This IS WAY OUT OF OUR LEAUGE!" Sakura screeched.
"Oh I know that but I never said we we're going in alone." Naruto said bitting his thumb and casting the hand signs Boar, Dog, Bird Monkey and Ram.
"Summoning Jutsu!" Naruto shouted summoning a small snake.
"Why did you sssssummon me Naruto?" the snake asked.
"Hintoro-chan, I need you to take this letter to Ma and have her take it to the Hokage to send backup to Wave Country ASAP." Naruto said handing a scroll to the know identified Hintoro who swallowed it before bowing and un-summoning itself.
"Right, now that Hintoro-chan is on her way to Konoha to have reinforcement sent to us we can head to Wave and met up with them there." Naruto said re shouldering his bag.
"Right let's get going." Kakashi said as Team 7 continued to Wave.
Hiruzen Sarutobi sat in his office in Konoha when a burst of smoke filled his office and a Mrs. Anko Yuuhi appeared in his office looking frantic with a note in her hand.
"Lord Third, Message from Naruto on his mission." Anko spoke her voice filled with fear.
His own feeling of dread overcame him as he opened the note and read.
Old man Third
The Client lied about the mission rank, my squads mission has become a C turned A-rank mission. please send a support team to aid us
signed
Naruto Yuuhi
Hiruzen gasped before standing.
"ANBU." the Third Fire Shadow called and a man in a boar mask appeared, "Get my Team Gai ASAP, this is a top matter."
"Hia Hokage-Sama." Boar said before body-flickering out of the office.
"Hokage-Sama, permission to go to Team Sevens aid." Anko said.
"Denied." Sarutobi spoke with the voice of a leader.
"But hokage-sama..."
"Special-Jonin Yuuhi," Hiruzin Sautobi spoke again using his Kami of Shinobi voice, "I know your worried about you son but as I said, Team Gai will be providing the back-up Naruto-kun requested. and who is on that team"
"Forgive me hokage-sama." Anko spoke softly bowing to her comander and chief
I understand Anko-chan," Hiruzen said, "But I can't send one of my best interogaters and Kurenai-chan and her own team are on their own mission. so your other children will have go to their brothers aid."
Ten minutes later a large man in a green leotard and big eyebrows and a jonin vest, a boy dressed in a gray tee shirt, blue shinobi pants and shoes and his black hair pulled back into a simular bun as Anko's, a girl in a black tanktop under a brown waist coat and her brown hair done up in two buns, and a boy with long brown hair and lavender eyes entered the office.
"Ten minutes ago this message arrived to me via a summon to Anko Yuuhi," Hiruzen said tossing the scroll to the jonin of the group, "I'm assigning you Team Gai to aid Team 7 in Wave country, you are to leave immediately."
"HIA HOKAGE-SAMA," The jonin shouted, "WE WILL AID OUR COMRADS WITH THE FLAMES OF YOUTH!"
"Please Hokage-Sama, how is my little brother?" the boy asked asked.
"Your brother is fine I imagine Lee-kun."
"Thank Kami."the girl sighed in relief.
"Lee-kun, Ten-Chan you two were gone when i got Manda-kuns approvel to add and remove summoners," Anko said re summoning Hintaro with the scroll "Sign your names next to Naruto-kun's and I'll tell Manda-kun after you leave."
"Hai Mama." Lee said signing his name before passing the scroll to his sister who did the same.
"ALRIGHT TEAM LET US PACK AND RUN TO CATCH MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL KAKASHI! TRIPLE SPEED ALL THE WAY TO WAVE!" Gai said
"HAI GAI SENSEI!"
'Kami speed Team Gai.' Hiruzen said to himself watching the team leave.
Team 7 we're sitting in a boat rowing to Tazuna's village Naruto was sitting at the bow looking around just incase they were attacked by more Ninja, Kakashi was reading his smut as usual, Sakura was fawning over Sasuke and said Emo Teme was brooding.
Thirty minutes later the four Ninja and the bridge builder stepped onto the shore. Once again Naruto looked around while they walked before throwing a kunai into the bushed scaring Sakura and Tazuna.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING NARUTO-BAKA?" Sakura shouted.
"YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME A HART ATTACK!" Tazuna shouted clutching his chest.
Naruto walked over and retrieved his kunai and saw a rabbit where he had thrown it.
"Kakashi-Sensei," Naruto said holding up the rabbit, "Whets wrong with this picture here?"
"You were spooked by a harmless rabbit Baka!" Sakura answered.
"No Sakura," Naruto said, "its summer and this rabbit is snow white."
"Which means its the wrong color for this season," Kakashi said putting his book away and looking around when a whistling sound filled his ears, "GET DOWN!" he ordered as he tackled Sasuke and Tazuna to the ground while Naruto ran to Sakura and pushed her to the ground Sakura.
"PERVERT!" Sakura shouted slamming her fist onto Naruto's head.
"Pervert," Naruto said outraged, "if I hadn't of tackled you you'd be headless." he added pointing to where a large sword was lodged into a tree.
"That sword," Kakashi said standing up, "Seems you've finally caught us...Zabuza Momochi."
The three genin's looked back to the sword to bee a man standing on the hilt with his back towards them.
"Kakashi no Sharingan," Zabuza said back flipping off his sword and pulling it free of the tree, "otherwise known as Konoha's Copy Cat Ninja."
"Seems my fame proceeds me," Kakashi said lifting the left side of his head band to revel the Sharingan eye.
'The Sharingan!' Sasuke thought, 'A doujutsu known to only MY clan, how'd he get it?'
"So the famed Sharingan reveled already huh," Zabuza said hefting his sword onto his back, "I'm honored."
"No one has ever seen this eye and live," Kakashi said slipping into a tiajutsu stance, "I plan to keep it that way."
"And might as well have your friend come out too." Naruto said stepping away from the group.
Everyone looked at him as a Kiri Hunter Ninja appeared next to Zabuza.
"So Hunter-Chan," Naruto said pulling out a kunai and twirling it on his finger, "tell me if you really are a hunter Ninja why didn't you eliminate Zabuza on sight as is the case for all missing Ninja?" he asked looking at the Hunter Ninja.
"How did you know I was there?" The Hunter asked.
"A lot of people don't know this about me besides my family and two best friends, even the Hokage doesn't know this," Naruto said, "I'm a sensor type Ninja, I can detect even the faintest chakra from ten miles away."
"How can you do that dobe?" Sasuke asked.
"First rule of Ma's training do not talk about Ma's training." Naruto said dropping into the fetal position and crying aname tears.
"Why is he crying?" The hunter Ninja asked.
"SECOND RULE OF MA'S TRAINING!" Naruto shouted still crying before jumping up all signs of crying gone, "And scene." he said bowing dramatically.
"Who are you?" The Hunter Ninja asked.
"Its often polite to introduce yourself first Hunter-Chan," Naruto said, "However Mom would trap me in a genjutsu filled with Raman and me unable to eat any if I wasn't a gentleman so my name is Naruto Yuuhi."
"Haku Yuki," Haku said removing her mask, "And by the way I'm a boy."
That made everyone but Zabuza and Naruto fall over in shock
'He's a boy and cuter then me!' Sakura thought.
'No way he's a boy!' Tazuna and Kakashi thought.
'No Way!' Sasuke thought.
"I don't think so Haku-Chan," Naruto said, "see as well as being a sensor type I also have heightened senses such as hearing and smell and my nose tells me other wise, by the way try Jasmine tea with Honey suckles and crushed up peach flowers, helps with the cramps and bloating."
Both Haku and Sakura wrote down what the blonde said while all the males looked at him at why he knew that.
"I was raised by two women since I was four, and was there when my nee-chan started hers" Naruto said at the looks he was getting from Sasuke and Kakashi, "After a while you learn what works and what doesn't."
"I really don't envy you dope." Sasuke said shuddering at the thought of being around two temperamental konoichi during their time of the month.
"Me either." Kakashi said.
"Enough of this," Zabuza shouted doing a set of hand signs faster then Naruto could follow, "Hidden Mist Jutsu!" he shouted and the area was covered in a thick mist.
"Heart, lungs, liver, kidneys, jugular vein, spine, larynx and collar bone," Zabuza's voice filled the air, "which should I go for first?"
"How bout we skip the KI moment and get to the fun part?" Naruto asked licking the edge of his kunai in eagerness.
"I like you gaki," Zabuza's voice came from behind him, "shame I have to kill you."
"First only my Ma gets to call me 'gaki'," Naruto said blocking Zabuza's blade, "and I don't die easily." he added dissolving into crimson flower petals
"What?" Zabuza asked wondering when he made a clone.
"Demonic Illusion: Tree Bind Death!" Naruto's voice came from around Zabuza this time and a large tree baring crimson flowers wrapped itself around Zabuza's torso.
Naruto started growing out of the side of the tree beside Zabuza's head with a kunai in his hand.
"And here I thought it'd be harder then this." Naruto said.
Before Naruto could strike his genjutsu was disrupted by a senbon landing in Zabuza's arm, the pain spiking his chakra ending the Jutsu.
"Damn forgot about you Haku-Chan." Naruto said flipping away before Zabuza could swing his sword and cut him in half.
"Naruto you guard the builder I'll handle Zabuza and Haku." Kakashi said landing in front of Naruto.
"But sensei that's no fun," Naruto whined, "can't I at least play with Haku-Chan?"
"These two are out of your league Naruto." Kakashi reasoned.
"Sensei I was torturing people with Ma on 'take your gaki to work day' since I was six years old so if its the killing thing your worried about don't bother I've seen people die and even had a few die on me ." Naruto said glaring at his sensei.
"Fine but if you get in a jam I'm stepping in and you stand down no questions asked." Kakashi said.
"Fine," Naruto said turning back to Haku, "sorry Haku-Chan, now which do you want to play first 'Dose it bend that way?' or 'will that grow back?'"
"Surprise me." Haku said throwing three senbon needles at him and Naruto dodged by bending backwards.
"Alrighty then." Naruto said, "I guess we can play 'Dose it bend that way?' since you lack what Ma and I try to see if it grows back." Naruto said throwing a couple of kunai at the dark haired girl.
Haku deflected them with another senbon needle and Naruto rushed forward using his Hebi style tiajutsu to strike at Haku until she caught one of his fist.
"I failed to mention something Naruto Yuuhi," Haku said forming a single hand sign, "I have a blood line Demonic Ice Mirrors !" Naruto's eyes widened as mirrors made of ice surrounded him and Haku. Haku kicked him in the stomach before entering one of the mirrors.
"Finally!" Naruto shouted standing up with a seductive grin Anko would be proud of, "someone who knows how to play." looking around at the hundreds of Haku's around him.
"I'm sorry," Haku said, "I didn't want to kill any of you." she said throwing senbon at Naruto.
Naruto smiled and quickly cast the hand signs for Tiger, Tiger, Horse, Ox and saying.
"Genjutsu: Petal Disperse!" He said dissolving into crimson flower petals.
"You know Haku-Chan," Haku turned in her mirror to see Naruto outside of the dome smiling licking the edge of a kunai, "Your really fun to play with."
"Thank you." Haku said dismissing her
Demonic Ice Mirrors leaving puddles of water.
"Seems if I want to beat you I'll have to bring out my favorite play mates," Naruto said biting his thumb before unrolling the scroll and forming a set of hand seals and shouting "Summoning Technique: Hebi Squad!" a burst of smoke covered Naruto.
When the smoke cleared two horse sized snakes were wrapped around Naruto's arms while a third snake the same size was wrapped around his waist.
"When I was younger My mother Anko Yuuhi the snake mistress of my village told me about summons," Naruto explained, "when she said I couldn't sign her snake contract until I was a genin but she let me watch her train with a special group of summuns that took a liking to me called the Hebi Squad."
The snake on his left arm, a purple cobra turned its head to its summoner and spoke.
"What do you need Naruto-kun?" it asked.
"Well Fang-kun," Naruto said to the cobra, "this girl is our opponent, she has an ice bloodline so I cant get close to her with out possibly being frozen, I hate to ask you guys this but can you help me fight her?"
The snake on his right arm, A red rattle snake, shook his tail making it rattle.
"Gregorio issss right Naruto-kun," the snake around his waist, a yellow anaconda said, "We would fight with you no matter the opponent."
"Thank you Sara-Chan," Naruto said turning back to Haku, "Now Haku-Chan time for my pets favorite game called' dodge the snake.'"
When he finished speaking all three snakes unwound themselves from their summoner and lunges at Haku. Fang and Gregorio snapping their venomous teeth at the girl while Sara tried to pin her down long enough to get her in his coils.
"
1000 Flying Needles of Death!" Haku said sending thousand of ice shards at the serpents only for them to angle their bodies around them.
Naruto smile before jumping off of Sara's head and kicking Haku in the face shattering her mask.
All the time they were fight Kakashi watched in awe as his student not only escaped the trap Haku had used but also summoned three snaked that size and still be able to fight himself
"Don't get distracted Kakashi," Zabuza said swinging his sword at the silver haired jonin.
Kakashi dodged the attack.
"Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique
!" Zabuza said sending a dragon made of water at the Sharingan user.
Kakashi used his Sharingan to copy the missing nin's Jutsu.
"
Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique!" Kakashi shouted sending a water dragon of his own to intercept the attack.
"Your good Zabuza," Kakashi said, "however We're rather in a hurry so I'm going to have to end this."
"Indeed Kakashi," Zabuza said, "Water Release: Great Waterfall Technique!" a large amount of water rose from the river and shot at kakashi knocking him off his feet and into the river.
'Strange,' kakashi thought rising out of the water, 'This water is heaver the normal water...WAIT!'
"Water Prison Technique
!" Zabuza said behind him and a sphere of water surrounded his hand and trapped Kakashi inside.
Kakashi looked to see that Zabuza had knocked him into the water then used the Mizu Bunshin no Jutsu to have his copy trap hi
m in the Water Prison Technique.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Sakura shouted.
"Sakura, Sasuke, Get Naruto and the bridge builder back to Konoha NOW!" Kakashi shouted from his prison.
"No kind do Kakashi-sensei," Naruto said pausing in his fight long enough to speak, "like you told us never abandon your teammates if we did that we'd be hypocrites."
"I... That is... I don't think... ERG!" Kakashi said getting frustrated when a familiar, annoying voice rang out.
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!"
"Dynamic what?" Zabuza asked as a foot connected with his face.
"Who the what now?" Naruto, Fang and Sara asked together while Gregorio rattled his tail in confusion.
"Who the hell are you?" Zabuza asked picking himself.
"Konoha's Noble Blue Beast," Gai said striking a nice guy pose, "Might Gai!"
"I AM KONOHA'S MOST HANDSOME SERPENT," Lee said striking the same pose as his mentor, "I AM LEE YUUHI!"
"Do we have to do this?" TenTen asked landing next to them and panting heavily.
"We were fated to be with the two most annoying people in Konoha." Neji said.
"You know these clowns?" Zabuza asked.
"Just the jonin," kakashi said, "I'm his supposed Eternal Rival."
"I feel sorry for you. Zabuza said.
"Most do." Kakashi said
"Ah my Youthful Rival how did you get trapped in such an unyouthful technique?" Gai asked.
"Hmm you say something Gai?" Kakashi asked.
"AHHHH KAKASHI YOUR HIP AND TOO COOL ATTITUDE WILL NOT DOUSE MY FLAMES OF YOUTH!" Gai Shouted with anime tears flowing from his eyes.
"Well well Kakashi," Zabuza said hefting his sword onto his shoulder "seems this guy needs his stupid flames of youth to be diminished."
It grew uncomfortably quiet as Kakashi, TenTen, Lee and Neji both put their heads in their hands.
"Oh boy you had to go for the flames." TenTen said
What did you say?" Gai asked shaking.
"You shouldn't have done that." Kakashi said remembering when he first and last insulted Gai's flames of youth.
"What did you say?" Gai asked again.
"Now your in for it." Neji said.
"I SHALL DEFEAT YOU IN THE NAME OF THE FLAMES OF YOUTH!" Gai shouted as flames shot out around him.
Oh boy Zabuza should NOT have done that. R&R or else I'll tell Gai you insulted the flames of youth. Ja Ne.