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Disclaimer: I do not own Phineas and Ferb and the characters used in the story...
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: On the fifth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
The entire Tri-State Area!
"Ugh, another Christmas. Why can't I hate Christmas like other evil villains do?"
"Good morning sir." My robot, Norm, said.
"What's so great about it?"
"Well, this morning's paper said that your brother, the mayor of Danville, is giving you, Heinz, a day to be a mayor." He said as I shook some sense in my head.
"Did you just say that my brother is giving me a day to be a mayor?"
"Yes, yes I did."
I have a weird feeling that he's just going to put the weight of Danville on my shoulders.
"I'll take it, let's go Norm."
When we were 'driving' around town, a police caught our attention.
"Do you have permit to drive a four-wheeler robot?" he asked
"No… However, I was appointed by Roger to be mayor." I said proudly
"Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Mayor."
"No, don't apologize, someday I'll get my revenge on you."
After a few minutes of driving, we finally arrived at the city hall.
"Brother." Roger said
"Hi Roger," I replied
"You sure you can make this town better?" he asked. Normally I would say, no, I'll make this town as evil as possible then I'll toss in an evil laugh for effect but I'll just say
"You do it better Roger."
"No, you will do it better." He said.
After that, he hurriedly got his bags and ran away.
After 2 hours of thinking what to do first, Melanie, my brother's assistant and now mine, got in my office carrying a huge stack of paper.
"What's that?" I asked
"Work." She said
"Okay, lay it on me. I mean how bad could it be?" I said.
When the first paperwork was laid on my desk, I was shocked.
It says 'Danville owes Canada 5 million dollars in exchange with wheat.'
"Wait, you mean, I have to PAY for this?" I asked
"Uh-huh, and the rest of these papers are bills." She said
"What's the lowest price that I will pay?" I asked
"The paper that's on your table." She said.
After a few more hours of thinking, I got an idea. I dialed a number on my phone and...
"Hello Roger," I said
"I want my life back."
After lots of attempts of taking over the Tri-State area, I just gave up being the ruler of Danville. It seemed that my work was wasted and all those time too. However, that day, was my early Christmas gift. It was one day that Perry the Platypus didn't beat me up and I realized that my goal sucks.
Sorry the story was so short... Oh before I forget, this whole story is simultaneous, and it takes place one year later so Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, and Buford are now 11, Candace is now 16, Jeremy and Vanessa are now 17... :)
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