Family Drama

Chapter 6 - Toby, not so virgin anymore...

Yup. Another chapter of... this.

For all the people wondering when the next chapter of my rules comes out... I have no freaking idea. I only wrote ONE rule so far...

David: Hey Simon, can I ask you something?

Simon: Huh? What is it David?

David: There's a way you can bring soldiers back to life. * Hands Simon the dog tags, who takes them hesitantly.* These dog tags are gonna play a huge part in the process.

Simon: Umm... why don't you ask Ki or KiBoy to revive that person? It will be much simplier.

David: How? He was blown to pieces right in front of me.

Simon: Don't ask... do you know how many times they revived Toby after he was nuked, burned, crushed, lasered, ran over, drowned, buried alive... * The list goes on and on. * However, I think they might want something in return.

David: Yeah but they know Toby. They don't know Alex... Unless of course they were there... Now that I think about it, I think I did see Ki on that mission. ( A/N ) Wrong. ( A/N )

Ki: Nope. I never assaulted an Okinawian castle. I might agree to ressurect that person... but under one condition.

David: I know, I know, you want Makayla. Look, that's not up to me, that's up to her

Ki: Exactly. I want her 3 hours each day.

Simon: Hey, before you agree, you might want to as-

KiBoy: * Teleports near them. * She's mine one night a week. Okay? * Teleports back. *

Ki: What the hell!?

KiBoy: Ever heard of Bilocation?

Ki: You are seriously TOO OVERPOWERED!.

15 hours later...

David: WHAT'S TAKING THEM SO LONG!?

Ki: Who knows? Maybe KiBoy is the God of... sex? And Makayla is the Goddess...

* Door finally unlocks and the three walk out with both of KiBoy's paws wet, the fur between Ruby's legs really, really damp, and the fur between Makayla's legs damper than it ever was before. *

Makayla: Just... WOW.

Ki: So... what about my offer?

KiBoy: And mine?

Makayla: What offer?

David: The offer is Ki gets you for three hours a day and KiBoy gets one night each week, and they'll resurrect Alex.

Makayla: Okay. KiBoy you had your part of the deal this week, so Ki your turn.

Ki: * Sticks his tongue out. * See ya loser!

KiBoy: I will kill you and get these three hours from you, you can be sure of that! ... So who was the person you wanted to revive? Oh wait, it's Alex right? Well, here. * He snaps and Alex appears in front of David. * Happy? You better be. Ki didn't help me so I should be getting those three hours, not him. ( A/N ) If you ever need ressurection service, you know where to find me. ;-) ( A/N )

Ki: Are we going?

Makayla: Hold on. David you know you're sexy when you look like you went through a war?

David: * Gulps. * Oh boy...

Makayla: * Grabs and drags Ki and LITERALLY DRAGS David to her room. *

KiBoy: Now I'm lonely again... huh.

Ruby: We haven't been together in like... 30 minutes?

KiBoy: I've been missing you.

Ruby: * Glances at Ki's room. * Shall we?

KiBoy: You don't need to say this twice!

Alex: Wait. First thing's first. Who are you guys?

KiBoy: We are all Makayla's lovers. And by all, I mean ALL. Girls too. And I ressurected you so I could bang her. Is that clear?

Ruby: HURRY UP!

KiBoy: I'm coming! * Leaves for Ki's room. *

Alex: Makayla?! That bitch?! I can't stand her! She's a slut and a whore!

Girls&Guys: GRRRRRRRR.

KiBoy: * Bilocation again... * If they are going to kill you I'm not responsible for that.

Alex: I'm serious! Do you want to know the only reason she hates me?

KiBoy: Let me guess... You didn't accept her 'offer'?

Alex: Exactly. Now she can't stand me.

KiBoy: Why don't you 'fix' that?

Alex: I don't see that happening. Once she comes out, she's gonna be yelling and screaming at me.

KiBoy: I might always 'calm' her down... In 3 days she turned everyone here into nymphos. Over 30 'munks and 'ettes to be exact.

Alex: Please. To keep someone from getting hurt there has to be someone between us. * The door unlocks and opens and Makayla, David, and Ki walk out. Alex begins staring at Makayla. *

Alex: Whoa.

Makayla: * Smiles seductively. * Like what you see Alex? * Realizes who she said that to. * WAIT, ALEX?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Alex: Told ya...

KiBoy: Um... You remember I ressurected him?

Makayla: You did? I must not have noticed. That doesn't matter.

Alex: It's not my fault you hate me just because I wouldn't do 'it' with you!

Makayla: THAT'S NOT THE ONLY REASON AND YOU KNOW IT!

KiBoy: Huh? Makayla, what are you talking about?

Makayla: * Ignores but still basically answers KiBoy's question. * IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, YOU BROKE MY SISTER'S HEART! I COULD CARE LESS IF YOU WANTED TO DO 'IT' WITH ME OR NOT!

Alex: ME?! IT WAS YOUR SISTER WHO BECAME A DRUG ADDICT, WOUND UP IN JAIL, AND ABANDONED HAILIE!

KiBoy: HOLY SHIT! EPIC PLOT TWIST! I get everything now...

David: Alex, you mentioned HER!

KiBoy: I'm out of here... * KiBoy Disappears. Everyone looks curious about who Hailie is except Matt, who is biting his lip, David, who looks worryingly at the others, and Makayla, who still looks angry. Silence falls for a few minutes until KiBoy and Ruby are back. * Hey guys, we finished early.

KiBoy2: Yup.

Ruby: You need to do that more often... two of you is much better... ;)

Alvin: Who's Hailie?

Alex: * Cringes at the question. * Please don't judge me for what I'm about to tell you.

KiBoy&KiBoy2: I know the truth.

Alvin: You do? HUH HOW!?

KiBoy&KiBoy2: I am a god. I know everything!

Alvin: * Sweatdrops. *

Alex: Okay. I ... have a four year old daughter named Hailie.

KiBoy: BRAVO!

KiBoy2: You rock man!

Alex: People judge me because of the old stereotype that teen fathers abandon their girlfriends once they find out they're pregnant. ( A/N ) FYI, Alex is 19 years old now. You do the math... ( A/N ) What people don't understand is why I stayed with her. It's because I look at Hailie, and I can't picture leaving her side.

Everyone: Awwwwww...

Alvin: But this still doesn't explain why you called Makayla a bitch!

Everyone: YEAH! LET'S BURN HIM ALIVE!

Makayla: WAIT!

Everyone: WHAT OUR QUEEN? SHALL WE THROW HIM DOWN THE CLIFF INSTEAD? YES, LET'S DO THAT!

Makayla: No. * Turns to Alex. * You know I actually didn't know about the drug abuse.

Alex: * Eyes widen. * Really?

Makayla: Nope. How could I make it up to you?

Everyone: So... ARE WE KILLING HIM OR NOT?

Makayla: NO!

Alex: Anything?

Makayla: Anything.

KiBoy: Is it just me... or is he referring to... Yes, he is...

Alex: Hmm... Is that 'offer' from a few years ago still up?

Makayla: If you want to. Let's go. * Grabs Alex's paw and leads him to her room. *

Alex: * Looks at KiBoy. * Never in a million years would I have thought 'this' would happen, ha ha ha. Oorah. * The door shuts and locks behind them. *

KiBoy: OORAH!

David: Ha ha ha, what could be better than this? Alex is alive, you might meet Hailie tomorrow, and Makayla and Alex are 'making up.'

KiBoy: I get the feeling Makayla had sex with every 'munk and 'ette in this world...

Matt: Wait, everyone? I think we should be worried about our children now. Don't you think their mother is a little TOO irresistible? After all even the girls want a piece of her. Speakin' of which, Brittany, Jeanette, Ruby, how was it?

Brittany&Jeanette&Ruby: IT WAS GREAT!

KiBoy: I won't be surprised if she ws having 12 kids now... Hell, I even wouldn't be surprised if one of them belonged to Brittany...

David: Whoa, that's low man. Even though I stumbled across a case of those 'toys' that Brittany was talking about, I read the instructions, and I was surprised at how alike they are to what a real guy's you-know-what does. In that case technically it would be Brittany's kid. Well, that proves that everything is possible.

KiBoy: She needs another ultrasound..

Matt: She will when she's done with everyone.

KiBoy: ... Who's left?

David: She still has to go through Matt, Rob, Chrystal, The Lovecasts, Violet, Eleanor, Elena, Tom, Nicole, The Rockettes, Corey, Julia... am I missing anybody?

Ki: You know what? I can't be bothered to check.

KiBoy: Hey, what about The Littles? Did they have a turn already?

Lottie&Lizzie&Lannie: NOPE!

David: Thanks. * The door unlocks and opens. *

Alex: WOW! Why I didn't hit that the first chance I got, I don't know...

KiBoy: Hey Makayla, what do you think about having a round with... Toby?

Ki: That's imposs-

KiBoy: I can turn him into a chipmunk. HEY TOBY!

Toby: WHAT!? I'm playing Dead Island Riptide now! * Gets munked. * WHAT THE HELL?!

KiBoy: So, what do you think?

Alex: Hey Toby, look over there. * Points to Makayla. * You'll see a HOT chipette who is willing to 'play a game' with you that's WAY funnier than Dead Island Riptide. Really!

Toby: If she wants to play Counter Strike then I'm leaving instantly... * Goes into the room. *

David: No think about 'playing a game'... 'having fun'? Does that ring a bell?

Toby: I have no idea what are you guys talking about... * Makayla closes the door. *

Makayla: Have an idea now? * Locks the door. Toby notices she's not wearing ANYTHING but her fur. *

David: You're in for the time of your life Toby. OORAH!

Matt&Alex&KiBoy: OORAH!