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IAmGod: Zetsu, report on the transaction.

JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Just fucking great. Another boring ass meeting. Do I have to fucking be here? The other members aren't dammit!

PaperLove: That's because Kakuzu is handling a matter with our bank account, Sasori and Deidara are on a mission in Konohagakure, Tobi is wherever Tobi is, and Itachi is... wait, where is Itachi?

LollipopsAndSunshine: The transaction was a success. I delivered the package to the designated location where I met up with a man with white skin and... purple eye shadow... I gave him the package and had him sign the papers you gave me. All went according to plan and the papers are on your desk.

RawrzJaws: Yeah, I haven't seen Itachi since... N-Nemo...

IAmGod: Thank you Zetsu, you're free to go. To answer your question as to where Itachi is, he has officially left the organization. On his own accord. He chose to leave willingly. Of his own free will.

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JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Red eyes left? And you fucking let him?

IAmGod: Of course. Everyone in this organization has the option to leave if they choose. You all joined willingly so I don't see why you would though.

PaperLove: Itachi is gone? Did he leave his stuff in his room?

IAmGod: Yes, I believe so. Why?

PaperLove: No reason... I have to go.

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JashinIsFuckingTruGod: The fuck did she go?

RawrzJaws: Itachi... left? Hah! Well good riddance! No more of my fish will be killed, I have more space for my fish tanks, he won't be able to criticize my love for cooking, and he can no longer lock me out of my room! This is... great. Really great... yeah. It's just what I wanted.

IAmGod: Yes, well. I will have his things cleaned out tomorrow by Konan since she seems so interested in his things for some reason. Don't worry about finding a new partner as I already have one in mind and have taken steps in recruiting him. If my calculations are correct, you should notice little to no difference between your future partner and Itachi. Perhaps he shall be even better as I believe he won't murder your fish friends.

RawrzJaws: Haha! Perfect, sounds great! Well, I'm going to be looking into some new fish tanks! Bye!

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JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Well, it fucking looks like homo shark is missing his little bitch. Hah, this will be fun.

IAmGod: ...sure. Anyway Hidan, I have a mission for you and Kakuzu when he is done solving that little issue. You should find it suitable since it, 'is fucking bloody' and it pays well.

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$Money$: How much?

JashinIsFuckingTruGod: I'm not even fucking surprised.

IAmGod: Come to my office in an hour and I'll give you the details.

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JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Fuck yeah! This shit just keeps getting better!

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Hate: Is anyone on? I don't have much time.

Hate: Anyone?

Hate: Please help.

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Hate: No...

Infiltrator101: Tachi-chan, where are you hiding? It's only a matter of time until I find you.

Hate: I will Mangekyō you into next week if you even come close to me.

Infiltrator101: Tsk tsk. Why must you be so against me? Well, I do love to tame the wild ones~

Hate: I swear to god I'm going to kill you Pein.

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JashinIsFuckingTruGod: JASHIN BITCH! YOU HAVE TO SWEAR TO JASHIN! Wait, Itachi? I fucking thought you left the Akatsuki?

Hate: Hidan, Pein lied. He sold me in a deal to a snake child molester. You have to help me. Come find me in the Village Hidden in So-

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JashinIsFuckingTruGod: ..wtf

Infiltrator101: Don't worry. That's just a little... inside joke.

Infiltrator101: ...

Infiltrator101: Goodbye.

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JashinIsFuckingTruGod: Who the fuck was that?

JashinIsFuckingTruGod: What just happened?

JashinIsFuckingTruGod: ...Who fuckin cares. I have sacrifices to make, dammit.

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IAmGod: Hmm... Seems Hidan won't pursuit his findings, but I'll have to rid of the evidence.

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Well that's the end of Akatsuki Group Chat. I hope you enjoyed and JUST KIDDING! Haha... yeah, it's not over yet, don't worry. What's that? You weren't worried? Well then...

So many unanswered questions! Why is Konan interested in Itachii's stuff? Who will be Kisame's new partner? Why does Kisame miss Itachi so much? What is happening to Itachi? What will Hidan do now that Itachi has given him some information? Will he do anything? WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE CHAT?! Find out in the next chapter! Haha, just kidding. You probably will only get one answer. :3

Thank you for your reviews! When I read chocolatemonsters(love the name by the way) review, it made me want to keep writing so, here you go! It looks like you, along with a few others, were right about the infiltrator being PedoOrochimaru... Was it too obvious? I'm glad you liked it enough to re-read it and now you don't have to wait months! Haha... sorry about that...

I digress! I love you all my little readers and I offer you all Pocky for liking and reviewing my story. Cookies are overrated. Bye bye~

Question: Who's the best Akatsuki member?