Yo. I know I said that I was out of comic strips, but something happened today that was EXTREMELY comic strip worthy. What random thing happened today, you ask? Lifesavers. Lifesavers happened.
burning book- yeah, I gave your idea more thought and decided that they could do some funny stuff if this were an actual story. Like if for some reason they were all suddenly in the marching band. Heh. Heh. *starts plotting*
Lifesaver issues
Malon: KEVIN!
Me: What?
Malon: *takes a deep breath* Ireallywanttoeatthislifesave rnowbutIalsowanttosavepartfo rlaterandthisistheonlylifesa verIhavesoIwasgonnasplititin halfsoIcouldsavesomeofitbut *gasps for air* IT WON'T BREAK!
Me: Have you tried banging it on the table yet?
Malon: *bangs lifesaver on table as hard as possible*
Lifesaver: *stays in one piece*
Me: Huh. Step on it?
Malon: *throws lifesaver on the ground and steps on it*
Lifesaver: *still whole*
Malon: *stomps on it repeatedly*
Lifesaver: *nothing happened*
Malon: It's still not breaking.
Me: . . . *picks up lifesaver and sets it on table*
*grabs random pencil bag*
*starts hitting lifesaver with pencil bag*
BAM BAM BAM
Lifesaver: *Nothing! Nothing! La la la la la la!*
Midna: *storms into room with steam coming out of her ears* WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TWO DOING THAT MAKES SO MUCH NOISE?!
Me: Uhh. . . Trying to break a lifesaver in half?
Midna: *grabs random stapler and smacks lifesaver*
Lifesaver: *breaks cleanly in two*
Midna: *stalks out of room*
Malon: Well, that helped.
True story, bro. Except it happened in school, and I figured out that staplers work best for breaking lifesavers by myself.
I AM STILL MOSTLY IDEA-LESS, SO IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY WRITE IT UP IN A REVIEW.
Please?
If you do, you get a hug from TEXT KIRBY
c('.'c)
Copy 'N' Paste him for WORLD DOMINATION!