I don't own twilight. Now let's see what happens when Jacob comes to play:
After Rosalie finished stuffing Edward with cottage cheese, she took him over and laid him on the couch.
"Why do you guys treat me like a doll?" Edward asked annoyed. Emmett looked at Rosalie. Surprisingly Jasper answered.
"Because little bro, you are like Snookie" he explained as he laid a blanket over Edward. He could tell Edward was tired. "Your pregnancy was so unexpected and epic" Edward shook his head and closed his eyes. He just wanted to sleep.
Edward drifted off to sleep quicker than anything. Rosalie sat on the floor next to him. She brushed his hair back with her hand.
"So Carlisle when will we be expecting our niece?" Alice whispered. Emmett glared at her.
"Like you don't already know when our nephew will come?" Emmett laughed sarcastically.
"Emmett!" Rosalie screeched "keep your voice down you'll wake him." Esme walked in from the kitchen and sat down next to Edward. He didn't stir; he just moved his head into her lap.
"Rosalie is right he does need his sleep" Esme said softly. "Carlisle dear, what time did Bela say Jacob was coming?" Carlisle turned to look at his wife.
"He should be here"
"Oh he is!" Alice exclaimed. "Can't you smell it?"
"OH GOSH!" Jasper exclaimed. The doorbell rang. Edward moaned from the sound. Jacob walked in the crowded room.
"I'm here. Now you guys can leave"
Three hours later Edward finally woke up. He sat up slowly. He looked around. He saw Jacob in the kitchen making a sandwich. Edward shuffled into the kitchen sleepily. He saw Jacob put pickles on his sandwich.
"That's my jar of pickles!" Edward yelled. Jacob gave Edward a disgusted look.
"You act like I care" Jacob yelled back.
"Why don't you just leave?" Edward said as he started to cry. "I can take care of myself!" Jacob laughed.
"I am only here because I am making Bela happy unlike you who Mrs. Hormonal" Jacob snapped back. "Besides you can't take of yourself! Blondie and your mommy take care of you."
"Rosalie only takes care of me out of the goodness of her heart."
"Yeah right both of us know that she wants a baby and she sees you as an opportunity to have one"
"that's not true!" Edward sobbed. "She is an awesome sister and you don't know anything about them so let's talk about the real reason you hate me. It's because I am engaged to Bela and not you!" Jacob just sat there in silence.
Bela and the Cullens got home at the same time. Alice walked up to Bela.
"So do you think they killed each other?" she asked him.
"I hope not" they all walked in. they saw Edward and Jacob sitting on opposite sides of the couch with their arms crossed across their chest.
"So boys" Bela said as he sat between the two boys. "How was your day?"
"Good" Edward said quickly. Jacob faked yawned.
"Oh look at the time! I got to get home and do laundry cook dinner and wash the cat" Jacob got up at the same time Edward did. They walked away from each other.
"STUPID DOG!" Edward yelled at Jacob.
"STUPID PREGGO!"
"That went great" Bela whispered to himself
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