The Squirrel
For the second time today,I welcome you to this here fanfiction! Sorry my last one was so short,I had writers block,and I was ranting to much about my flames I got. Sorry,Now I shall continue the story...let's see,time for an actual disclaimer....BIANCA!!!!
Bianca: Hey,I was busy!
Me: Doing what,your dead!
Bianca: Exactly!I was busy,being dead!!!
Me: can go back to that after the disclaimer!
Bianca: XxSquigglySpoochxX does not own Rabid squirrels,or regular squirrels,or does she own Diet .-POOF-
The squirrel sat,waiting. He was watching,and waiting. He would wait,wait until he was returned what was rightfully his. HE WOULD GET IT BACK! But for now,he had to remain calm. He had to remember he would get his Diet back,from that darned child...the one named Nico. The squirrel cursed that wretched name. He cursed the wretched boy. But he would surely get his revenge. And he would get it soon...Oh yes,he would...He would....
Now! The boy entered his cabin...The Hades boy. The one the Squirrel despised so much.... The squirrel pounced,executing three flips while he did so,and landed on the boys head. Nico tried to throw the squirrel,but the squirrel was strong...Yes,so strong was he! The squirrel squeaked an evil laugh.
"Get-off-my-head!" Nico roared. He eventually flung the squirrel against the wall."Stupid Squirrle!"he screamed.
The squirrel shakily got to his feet and stumbled over to Nico's hand,which was gripping a Diet . The squirrel looked up at Nico,and Nico saw that there was foam forming at the squirrels mouth. RABIES!!! Nico thought.
The squirrel very calmly bit deeply into Nico's hand. Nico released the Diet and howled in pain.
The squirrel let out a victorious shout and grabbed the Diet . He sat on Nico's head,and sipped the soda.
Ah. Yes. This was what victory felt like. All mixed together in a plastic bottle with a white wrapper,with twenty three flavors. Yes. The squirrel felt victorious. He was victorious! The squirrel let out a bubbling evil laugh. Then,he burped. Ah. Yes,the twenty three flavors of victory,tasted even better when they were burped into Nico's face.
Nico snarled at the squirrel,so the squirrel burped in his face again. Yes. Yes,he did. Then he ran in a crazy circle on top of Nico's head. Indeed,he did.
Three people burst into the room,with the label,"Squirrel Busters!" on their jumpsuits,with a giant squirrel head with an X across it. The squirrel growled. No one,and he did mean no one,came between him,and his Diet . Well,Diet because he was on a diet....One to many walnuts he had eaten...they'd been to hard to resist. Ah. Walnuts... So tasty,so tasty! So tasty they were! Indeed.... They were indeed tasty!
barley had time to notice the net about to come down on him,so he jumped out of the way. He was caught eventually,and at his memorial,the Half-Bloods sang again. This time,the squirrels favorite song was sang...
"Steve walks warily down the street with the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, machine gun's ready to go
Are you ready? Hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip to the sound of the beat, Yeah
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
How do you think I'm gonna get along without you when you're gone?
You took me for everything that I had and kicked me out on my own
Are you happy? Are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip to the sound of the beat (Look out)
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
HEY
Oh, take it
Bite the dust
Bite the dust yeah
Hey
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust, oh
Another one bites the dust, hey, hey
Another one bites the dust, heeeeey
Oh, shoot out
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man and bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him when he's down
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip, repeating the sound of the beat. Oh yeeeah
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
Shoot it
Hey
Alright "
This song was,"Another One Bites the Dust"by Queen. The squirrel loved that song....He loved it,he did indeed!
The squirrlel will be deeply missed,won't he? I miss the little crazy guy already...And a special thanks to AnnaMae970 for helping with this,talking to my weird self,and for being awesome!By the way,go check out her story,Percabeth Plus Gay People and Speedos! Anyways,again,I would like to thank Dreez,sunsteps101,tatsukiba,Annamae970,New Guy,Beau N. Aero,and cocoformonsters for all they've done,whether it was for reviewing,helping,adding me to their favorites list,helping me,or just being plain awesome!!!!