"Welcome back everyone! I've been so busy recently, but now I'm back again with um, Grover, Thalia, Annabeth, Juniper, that Luke boy, Percy, Nico and the wonderful glorious, beautiful um, well intelligent Athena! So, Athena. Questions, lets start with your daughter, Annabeth! Annabeth,
"I think that you are like the coolest person ever and the same for Thalia!"
"That's not even a question."
"Oh right." (Flips page) "Can you also admit that you like Percy, we all know it. My mother even knows."
(Annabeth, staring nervously at Athena.) "Your mother, unlike mine, doesn't know squat."
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"Annabeth, sweetie. Don't get angry, her mother knows enough; now, will you admit you like him? Besides the first answer is meant to be a short non-offensive one!"
"'Kay, 'kay. What happens if I don't?"
"You never come to this show again!"
"That would be good, except then I would have to help Clarisse with Greek lessons…! Clarisse, Addie, Clarisse, Addie. Eeny-meeny-miny-mo catch a tigger by the toe if it squeals… 'kay! I like Percy Jackson!"
"You do? We were talking about the old hero myths, whether you liked them! Not Percy Jackson!"
"What?"
"Ha-ha! You like Percy Jackson!"
"Oh, pooh."
"O, pooh? You praise pooh? Or your bets insult is, Oh, pooh?"
"Oh, forget it. MAY THE GODS CURSE YOU FOREVER MORE! Mother, please curse her now."
"Of, course Annabeth. Adrasteia, you will be sorry."
"Wait! I didn't mean it! Annabeth is a wonderful er, demigod! Please don't curse me! I have another question for you!"
"Oh. Okay then. Just this once though."
"Miss Lady Athena. Ooops, I mean Wonderful, glorious… oh nevermind. The question is! Oh, pooh! I mean, oh gods. Yes, oh, Gods. I've lost the question! Oh well, I'll go with the old favorite.
"Athena, what do you think about Percabeth?"
"Percabeth? Well, Percabeth is a-"
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"You interrupted a goddess! Anyway, Percabeth is a beautiful thing…"
(Annabeth and Percy look bewildered)
"Percabeth is a wonderful young Pelican, the zoo love her to pieces!"
"Um, not that Percabeth."
"Well, I know everything except slang. Percabeth must be slang. What is it?"
"Er, Percabeth is Annabeth and Percy's couple name."
"Couple name?"
"Well, yes."
"They've been together long enough to have a COUPLE NAME?"
"Yup."
"I WAS NOT INFORMED! HOW DARE THEY!"
"Well, technically their not together yet, but everyone thinks they will be soon. Percabeth is PERCy and annABETH. Cute huh?"
"WHAT?"
"Oh dear! Olympus needs you! Battle plans! You'll have to leave now!"
Athena leaves.
"Phew! Close one, Annabeth."
"I have a couple name with PERSEUS JACKSON?"
"Yes! So cute! Oh, Percabeth…
Next Question! Percy! We all know you like Annabeth, so, please admit it."
"Annabeth…hmmmm, Ann A Beth. Nope don't know them!"
"Perseus."
"Jeez, okay I like Annabeth, done."
"You do."
"Maybe"
"Truly?"
"YEP"
"Okay, Thalia Question for you
You're so awesome! Has life with the hunters been good or bad? How goes it? What do you think about both of them in denial?"
"Oooooh. Annabeth, am I invited to the wedding yet! Denial is so cute, but the next stage is so much better!"
"Okay… Luke/Kronos/Evil People special message.
Dudes, get a dang hobby! You shall never win, so there!
-And-
Oh, and Luke, for your information I will never join the titans!"
(Luke) "What a pity for you! We have health benefits!"
(Percy) "What, like being inhabited by evil titan lords?"
"Nooooo! Like me! Temporary inhabitation that leaves you immortal! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!
Evil Me!"
(Percy) "You're immortal?"
(Thalia with knife) "Ha" (stabs Luke) "Immortal my ahem"
"Stop it! Murder! Bloody Murder! HELP, HELP ME! MURDER!
And that will end tonight's session. Artemis will be back next week, so more questions!"
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