A/N: I only wish I owned D. Gray-Man
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Tyki got onstage and like everybody else hoped for the best. He hated getting up in front of people, much less talking, even much less singing. And despite her efforts, Road's cheers weren't cheering him up a notch.
Knowing there was no way out of this, he decided to just suck it up. It could only get worse before it got better, and this was as bad as it got in Tyki's book. (Tyki's depiction of Hell: No way out)
The machine informed him that (as he tried to get over his momentary stage fright) he was to sing "Dirty Second Hands" by Switchfoot.
This thing sure likes Switchfoot… he thought.
Please don't be so naive
You know, you're not fooling anyone
You're not as tough as ya think
Those dirty second hands
Those dirty second hands
Can't get nothin' for free
It becomes so predictable
You start fighting to breath
The dirty second hands
The dirty seconds
Here's the face of everything that breaks you down
Ah…..
And now you're the face of everything that breaks you down!
Ah…...
With an army of me
We invent our own enemy
Man vs. machine
The dirty second hands
The dirty second hands
In the land of the free
And the home of the remedy
The old clock is a thief
The dirty second hands
The dirty second hands
Here's the face of everything that breaks you down
Ah……….
And now you're the face of everything that breaks you down!
Ah……….
Are you really as tough as ya think
You blink and you're over the brink
You bleed but the blood oh it's pink
With dirty second hands
Dirty second hands
You're not quite as tough as you thought
You bought the American wrath
Every scene that you thought you shot
With dirty second hands
Dirty second hands
You might be right
The fight might be right inside you
The blind leading the light to you so not
Leaving you blind you with dirty second hands
Here's the face of everything that breaks you down
(You blind you with dirty second hands)
Now you're the face of everything that breaks you down!
(You blind you with dirty second hands)
You're the face of everything that breaks you down!
There was a silence that lasted nearly ten minutes. Then, road shouted "Yay Tyki-Pon!"
Then there was another uproar of laughter. Never again. Never ever ever let Road drag you to one of these. Ever.
"Okay, everybody calm down. It's only funny for a while. Next is number 675!"
"Okay!" Lenalee got up to get on the platform. Honestly excited, she was the first person to go up mostly willingly.
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A/N: I think this fit Tyki pretty well…? There will be another one or two that will be better. Please review and check out Kurisuten-chan's version of this (Exorcist Karaoke)!