A/N:
I was watching an episode of "Family Guy" and I felt bad I hadn't wrote a chapter in a while.
And so, I present you with this.
The title comes from the particular episode of FG I was watching.
The full title for this chapter is "More Intense Than The Time I Forgot How To Sit Down", but I had to shorten it to...
"More Intense Than Forgetting How To Sit" because the longer version didn't fit.
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What's this?
Gay marriage?
Hoola-hoops?
Caramel cod?!
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"What's this? What's this? There's color in the air! What's this? There's white things in the air!"
"It must be Mardi Gras!"
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How Nao managed to come to that conclusion, I'll never know.
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Nao is my friend. He's a lonely sea-captain.
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"I am not! You've been watching too much of The Simpsons!"
"You look exactly like the sea-captain..."
"... Right, and you're the Queen of England."
"REALLY?!"
"..."
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After Nao got me all excited and then disappointed me so badly with false information about me being the Queen, I decided I really WAS going to be the Queen.
THE QUEEN OF MARDI GRAS!
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"Whoa! This is more intense than the time I forgot how to sit down!"
(cue flashback with me attempting to sit, but tackling and chair and falling face-first into a coffee table)
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"Oh, Queen of Mardi Gras! What is your first proclamation?"
"I proclaim that Ayame has enough rolls (of fat) to open a bakery, but Akito would but him out of business!"
"... Hooray!"
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Ayame and Akito decided to join a weight-loss clinic.
Nao and I decided to join them. For moral support, I suppose.
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"That's it, chubby! Move your fat ass! Move it! Move it, move it! Move it like a fat, polaroid picture!"
"Nao! You're getting into the groove, my man!"
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It's times like that I seriously wonder what is wrong with the world.
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"WHERE IS THE LOVE!?"
"That's not a cue for the members of the Black Eyed Peas to burst in here without permission!"
"(sad)"
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Have YOU made Hatori sad today?
Huh?
Have you?
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I didn't think so.
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"Neither have you!"
"Hatori isn't the African-American rapper from Black Eyed Peas?"
"..."
"I seriously thought--!"
"You've changed, Megumi. CHANGED FOR THE WORSE!"
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Has anyone here ever seen that anime called "Moon Phase"?
It's pretty funny.
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"Vampires turn you on, don't they, Megumi?!"
"Not really, no."
"... I see."
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Hazuki makes me be all, "SUP, MAH HOMIES!"
She's like a pimp.
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"Big Brother, I command you as my sex slave, to lay down some sugarrrhhh to da shor-tayzz."
"... What?"
"I need blood! The blood of a virgin!"
"Wait until you get your period, or something."
"... Eh? ... OH! GAH! HOW COULD YOU!?"
"(giggle snort)"
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I can SO see that happening.
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"Disgruntled!"
"Stop saying that, 3m0 pUnK p0s3r Ky0u!"
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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SquareSponge PantsBob!
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"Wrong lyrics! Disgruntled!"
"I said STOP!"
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Absorbing and yellow... and uh... the rest of the words.
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BobPants SpongeSquare!
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Okay, I'm over it.
I'm gonna go eat some taco.
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Taco; the food of the emotional.
A/N:
That took up ten minutes of my day.
And it gives that warm, rewarding feeling.
Huzzah.