FULL SUMMARY:

Legolas, Faramir, Boromir, Aragorn, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gimli,
Elladan, Elrohir, Eomer, Eowyn and Arwen are young and naïve.
Gandalf, Elrond, Galadrìel, Celebrìan, Celeborn, and Thranduil are TEACHERS! Everyone finds out that they are to go off to boarding school. While there they meet Alicia, Adrastea, Angelique, Sara, Allison, Sarah, Catherine, Megan, Carleen, and myself. They also meet some other people later on. Find out what ensues when our brave adventurers meet me and my crazy friends and odd people from different movies. NO FLUFF! JUST COMEDY, CRAZINESS, AND LOTS
OF PRACTICAL JOKES! What are the teachers to do? Note: I am going to include teachers from my school and some of the ones I don't like get my utter touchier. Sarah this one goes out for you too! Watch out teachers who don't like us because your worst nightmare has come!

Disclaimer: I own nothing created by the brilliant man named Tokien, or anything that you might recognize in this story. Only myself and until this story is over my friends.

Italics are thoughts. Elfish is in bold. Spanish is underlined. French is in bold italics. Italian is bold underlined. Dutch is italics underlined. German is bold italic underlined. ( ) is dwarvish.

Warnings: Craziness by my friends and I. Tough classes. Screaming. Bad ideas. Mad and ingenious plans. evil pranks. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY TEACHER TOUCHIER!

A/N: Hope you enjoy the part. Remember to review at the end. And now its time to thank reviewers for taking their time to respond..


Shadows Of Midnight: It's taken me longer to write this part other then rest because I want this one to be just the beginning of what is going to happen. And you're right it does have mischief all over it. Enjoy.

Faerlas: Thanks for reviewing. I know I am so evil aren't I. And that's part of the reason why the title the way it is. Enjoy.

Manwathiel: You'd want to be locked in a room when…sorry to Legolas lovers…you are planning major pranks against him? You have to be crazy. And besides to both of them it is like the worst punishment on the planet. And Thranduil loves it. You will see why later. Enjoy this part.

Chapter Five-

LOCKED IN A ROOM, NEW ENEMY, FIRST PRANK

-Last Time-

Thranduil just shook his head at my comments. "Okay, for punishment you both will spend a day together locked in a room. It starts today after next hour you will be in there until I come to get you." the King said

We both nodded solemnly but in my mind I was cussing this dude out, and horribly. Then we left as we were dismissed to go our next hour class.

-This Time-

(Authors POV)

The two trouble-makers walked down the hallway towards the cafeteria for lunch, and then Italian class before they were both supposed to be sent to their 'punishment'.

When they entered the cafeteria they went in their separate directions.
Ashley to her friends and Legolas to his.

"So what the did the principal do," Kalienna and Aragorn asked at the same time, with out knowing it.

"I am locked in a room with preppy prince over there until the principal
lets us out after next hour," Ashley said, with a grimance on her face. She did not want be locked in the same room as him.

While Legolas's response was, "I am locked into a room with that annoying girl until the principal, my father mind you, comes and lets us out." Legolas shivered at the thought of being locked in the same room with her.

(Legolas POV)

"WHAT," All of his friends exclaimed. I just nodded my head. Why on earth did you do this to me father? Why? Legolas thought to himself.

"You better not get on her bad side otherwise you might find yourself being the 'head' of every prank or satinous act they do. Her group is not one to mess with," Arwen said in warning. "I know Arwen. I know." I said knowingly

(My POV)

"Oh that evil little," Sara started to say. "SARA," I exclaimed never
hearing her say something like that before. "What," She asked. I just shook my head.

"All I know is that we need to do the first prank soon. And I mean pronto soon," I said.

"Yeah but we still have to wait for the supplies from you sister," Lilith
said. "I know. But we have to do it soon, okay?" They all nodded their
heads.

(Author POV)

All of the sudden the intercom came on. "Attention all students whoever cleaned up the room on the fifth floor and wrote in black paint that "The Smart Alec Gang has arrived at A Escola de educação para Crianças Loucas Boarding School All Beware" report themselves to the office immediately. Or else," King Thranduil said.

Everyone looked at each other before laughing. They found it funny.
Especially the group that did it that, they would make that huge a deal
about something like that.

All to soon lunch was over and our heroines and heroes had to go to class. Entering Italian class their teacher was someone quite unexpected. It was none other then (A/N: This teacher is in here purely for torture only. sorry if I offend anyone who likes him) Jesse McCartney.

"Chow," he said with a smile plastered all over his face. Ashley looked over to Kalienna and grimanced. 'Why oh why did I have to have him as a teacher. I hate him.' Ashley thought.

"Take a seat anywhere you please. Everyone congregated with his or her friends and The Smart Alec Gang got together to work planning pranks they could pull off in here.

"Okay I would rather be locked in the room right now then be in here with him," Ashley said jerking her head to the teacher who was letting everyone do what they wanted today.

"Will Legolas Greenleaf and Ashley Abernathy please report to the office, and bring everything you need," said the announcer. 'Looks like I got my wish' Ashley thought.

Legolas thought,' I thought that our punishment wasn't until after class. Oh well let's just get this over with.'

(My POV)

I walked a little back behind Legolas and the big p, then he sent us both to the room we were being locked in. To my surprise it was the room that Kalienna and I fixed up. I snickered quietly to myself, because we explored every space of the room and knew all its secrets.

(Thranduil POV)

'All is going according to plan' I thought. 'Now if only I can figure out
who is being a threat to this school. Once I find them they are in trouble.'

'Oh well. Now to lock them in this blasted room. I can only hope they don't decide to escape.'

(Inside the Room POV)

King Thranduil shut and locked the door with a sly look on his face. "He is so up to something," Ashley said out loud.

"What do you mean my father is up to something," Legolas said offended. "Nothing, nothing at all." Ashley said as innocently as possible

Ashley started looking around for the places she marked with holes to get out of that room. There was no way she could stay in there with him. Unless she had her pranking stuff on her. Then it would be all joy for her and anger for him. One of the passageways led to her room.

"What are you doing," he asked as he watched her press something then disappear only to reappear the next second with a book bag. "Okay pretty boy you stay on that side of the room. And no coming near me got it," she said forcefully.

Grumbling Legolas went over to where he was told and started cursing her underneath his breath he was saying something along the lines of
"Thatevilhalftwittednogoodlyingsonofagunwhodoesshethinksheisaeffingprincessidon'tthinkso." (Try and make sense out of that)

"I heard that," Ashley shouted to him while putting something together with her back turned to him. Finally she was finished. She laid her the final masterpiece down. She had a squirt gun, some water, a roll duck tape, a forty-foot long rope, a jar silly string, a glass of dyed water to where it was black, a hair dye product that lasted for five months, a lot of make-up products, and a huge formal dress.

(My POV)

I had laid everything out and was ready to pull the prank I was told I
should do by Angie before leaving.

Now only to catch him. I grabbed the two small water guns attached to the huge ones and stuck them in my front pockets, the rope and hid it in my hoody, and the duck tape and put it with the rope.

I tried to sneak up on him but he turned around and saw me so I pulled out the water guns and squirts him, as stupid as it may sound, he didn't like getting his outfit wet. So while he was trying to dry it off I tackled him to the ground. Pulling out the rope I quickly bound his feet and hands.

I tied his hands and his feet together and pulled the rope over to a chair and double knotted it. I then pulled out the duck tape and taped his mouth shut, for now, and as stupid as in may seem, his hands and ankles together as well.

Going back over to my stuff I picked up everything and set in on a table near him. Then I took the died black water and pored it on his head. (Your probably just think oh its helpless water that's died black. Nope wrong. It enhances the work of hair dye. I made that up so bare with me.)

(Author POV)

Grabbing the hair dye Ashley dyed Legolas's hair, brace yourself, purple. But she was far from finished. After dying his hair she found a black highlighting kit in her backpack hiding, so she highlighted his hair. So not only did he have purple hair he had purple hair with black highlights.

She then grabbed the make up and started holding up different blushes and foundation against his skin. Finally she found the perfect foundation. It was ivory skin. She put in on his face, even though he didn't need it. Then grabbing her powder she put a white powder that made him look a bit goth on him.

Moving on to the blushes she picked a deep red. Putting it on his cheeks it went just great with the white powder. Finishing with the blush after adding just a tad bit more (tadtwo more brush full on each side).

Next was none other then the eye shadow. "Pink would look good, but so does blue and green. I know I will use purple eye shadow," Ashley said finally making up her mind and pulled out her best eye shadow. She put it on dark and heavy. It actually looked like he had two black eyes but that's not the point. Next went on the eye-liner and mascara.

Soon all that was left was the lipstick and putting the dress on him. I
pulled the duck tape off his mouth and quickly put on the lipstick. Now for the dress.

The dress was a gothic formal dress, in a way. It was long and black with a corset type of top and a full skirt. On the sides of the skirt their was a huge purple strip with reddish pinkish string sowed on. How Ashley got it on him is a mystery to all but its on him and he looks almost like a girl. So to make him look fully like a girl she stuffed the dress. (Catch the drift?)

By the time she was done and packed everything, except the rope, and transported it back to her room it was about time for the big p to come back. Ashley quickly took a picture for blackmail usage and finished stuffing the rope and used duck tape back into her hoody pocket when the door open.

I am so going to kill that girl Legolas thought as a surprised Thranduil
said, "I thought I locked a guy and a girl in here not two girls." Ashley
ran past Thranduil to the cafeteria with a very p!ssed Legolas running after her. It was quite a funny scene.

Ashley dashed into the hall with Legolas just on her heels. She ducked under her table as people finally figured out who the person in the dress was and started laughing.

Legolas stormed off to his room to change into some of his clothes only to find out that all of his clothes were gone, compliments of Megan, Carleen, and Angie.

So he was stuck wearing that dress.

A/N: Did you enjoy it. I laughed so hard I had to stop at times. Anyways I created a picture to go with how Legolas looks. Go to http/spaces. scroll down until you see the pictures. When you get there the first one you should see is a black and maroon swirl thing. The picture of Legolas is the second to the last one. You can click on the forward or backwards button to get there faster. Everything on there is not stolen just so you know. I created them.

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