Rhea: -giggling- I love this chapter...
Freddy: XD I know you do.
Kaira: Do you want a disclaimer?
Rhea: ... not really, Don't we only have to put those like once?
Freddy: Hmm...
Rhea: -happy gasp- Let's go ask Kurama!
"Please stay, Hiei." Roxanne asked.
Hiei froze. -WHAT THE HELL?! My feet! Dammit! I've been in the human world too long…- "Hn." Hiei headed towards the door.
Koenma jumped in before Hiei opened to door to leave, "Hiei, you can't leave."
"Why's that?" Hiei almost groaned.
"We need you just in case some very powerful demon decides to attack Brogan." Koenma thought quickly.
Hiei glared at Koenma and went back to the window seat he enjoyed sitting on. "Oh, yay! Hiei's staying!" Roxanne exclaimed. Hiei twitched.
"So which movie should we watch first?" Yusuke asked, looking through the movies Brogan had dropped on him.
"How about a comedy?" Kuwabara offered.
"No way, action is better!" Cassidy blocked.
"A romance!" Botan and Roxanne chimed.
"Moulin Rouge!" Koenma gasped. Everyone stared at him. "What? It has comedy, action, romance, and it's a musical!"
"Dork!" Yusuke threw a pillow at Koenma's face.
Kurama tried not to laugh as he put the ice cream Botan forced him to buy into the freezer. -This is going to be a very interesting night…-
Brogan sighed and found Alien Vs. Predator and popped it in before anyone could say anything else. "This one should be good." -Maybe I should call Ryu and tell him I'm not at my house… nah, pissing him off will be interesting.-
Everyone settled down during previews as Yusuke and Keiko decided to share a huge bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream. They had the couch to themselves. Hiei was still sitting on the window seat, Roxanne in the chair nearest Hiei, and Koenma in the recliner. Kurama, Brogan, and Cassidy found their places in front of the coffee table with some pillows and gummy bears.
"Here you go, Roxanne." Botan gave her a bowl of vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup on it.
"Thanks, Botan!" Roxanne dug in.
"Shut up, the movie's starting!" Brogan and Cassidy growled.
Kurama sweatdropped. They watched Alien Vs. Predator with Koenma falling asleep, then Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl as Botan and Keiko dozed away. They also watched Mean Girls as they lost Kuwabara and Yusuke. This left Brogan, Cassidy, Roxanne, Hiei, and Kurama.
"Dude, what time is it?" Cassidy said lazily trying to stay awake as Brogan searched through the movies.
"Almost eleven thirty." Kurama looked at a clock.
"That's it?" Roxanne asked, "I thought it was a lot later than that."
"Can we watch something better now?" Hiei said rather pissed at watching teenage girls fight in a hallway.
"Duh, we watched that to loose the oafs." Brogan said as she held up a movie.
"Oh! Which one is it?" Roxanne asked excitedly.
Cassidy sat up, blinking. "It is… a home video of Roxie when she was three and striped down and ran into the ocean." Brogan grinned.
"NO!" Roxanne screamed and tried to take the video away before Brogan popped it in. She was too late; the movie had already been put in.
This of course caught Hiei's attention, seeing something useful for blackmail.
Brogan was rolling around, laughing at Roxanne's face.
"I hate you!" Roxanne huffed.
"Dude, I was joking!" Brogan sat back up.
Kurama took the case of the movie. "Secret Window?"
"Oh, no. Not a Johnny Depp movie!" Roxanne exclaimed.
"Hey! What's wrong with JD?" Brogan defended.
"What's wrong with him?" Kurama asked.
"That's the man Brogan wants to marry." Roxanne teased.
"No it's not!" Brogan barked, "I want him to adopt me."
"Sure you do." Roxanne poked fun.
"Shut up, it's starting. Hiei, you'll like this one." Brogan demanded.
"Hn." Hiei replied.
Half way through the movie, Cassidy fell into sleep as well.
Randomly Roxanne stood up with shivers, "You guys?"
Brogan looked at her friend, "What?"
"I feel all weird." Roxanne moved around.
"What do you mean?" Kurama paused the movie.
"Like… like… I don't know… like something bad is going to happen." Roxanne looked around nervously.
Hiei looked at her. Kurama looked at Brogan. "Did you tell her?"
"Tell her what?" Brogan asked as she stood up.
"Yeah, tell me Whu-AAAAAAAAAAHH!" Roxanne screamed as the window Hiei was previously sitting against burst into tiny pieces. Hiei had moved just in time.
Kurama grabbed Brogan and dragged her out of the room. Hiei pushed Roxanne into the kitchen as a bunch of tiny, gremlin-like demons piled in.
"Cassidy! Dammit! What the fuck?" Brogan's ADHD kicked in, confused.
"We have to get them away from everyone who's sleeping, Brogan." Kurama said smartly as he opened a window in the kitchen.
"How?" Brogan followed him.
"You." Kurama stopped, looking at her for a moment then continued before she started ranting. "You and Roxanne will jump out this window and run down the street. Those demons will follow you but Hiei and I will kill them off before they get to you."
"Sorta like a backing into an alley to fight one on one type thing?" Brogan asked.
"Yes! Now go." Kurama said as Hiei kicked one of the gremlin demons into the counter.
Roxanne jumped out first, not completely sure why she had to run but decided not to ask questions till later. Brogan got half way through the window when she turned back to Kurama. "If I find one scratch on Cassidy, your ass will be mine." She said with a dead tone.
Kurama froze, "Understood, now go." He took out some odd plant no one cares about.
Brogan jumped out the window and caught up to Roxanne as they ran about two blocks and turned around to see four gremlins that had escaped through Kurama's plan. "Well that's not good."
Roxanne looked at Brogan, "They don't look that tough."
"Yeah but if they're real gremlin's we better go find some water cause the one-two won't work." Brogan found space to joke.
"AIIIEEE!!" Roxanne flinched as one jumped at them.
Brogan punched it square in the nose, sending it flying back past the other three. She kicked the second and third one, but the fourth grabbed her arm and bit into it. "Ek." Brogan gasped as the grabbed the head of the fourth demon and ripped it away from her arm and smashed it's head into a lamp post. The first three started coming at them again.
"I think it's time to go find that water, Brogan." Roxanne thought aloud as Brogan started punching and kicking the gremlins again.
"Good idea." Brogan found the chance to run and grabbed Roxanne as they ran another block. Roxanne found a watering hose and started unraveling it as Brogan kicked one of the demons off her leg. "These things remind me of my parents!" Brogan shouted as she kicked one more.
"Here!" Roxanne threw her the hose and turned on the water. Brogan caught the hose and started spraying the water at the demons. They went flying into the street.
Kurama and Hiei caught up to them after they put the hose back. They quickly killed the last two. "Are you alright."
"I think I have rabies but I'll be ok." Brogan said as she sat on the curb. "How do I get these things to stop chasing me?" Roxanne sighed waiting for her questions to be answered and sat down next to Brogan.
"They don't." Kurama answered wearily.
"What? That's bull shit!" Brogan pouted. "So it's like 'stay awake for the rest of your life or else you'll get eaten'?!"
"No." Kurama sighed, "You'll get stronger and they'll learn to stay away."
"Right… I don't wanna." Brogan sighed, "I just want to go back to Florida, and live there in peace… maybe join the army… yeah that's be fun. She should get high… or drunk…" Brogan rambled.
"She's tired, ignore her." Roxanne stood up.
"No! I'm serious!" Brogan jumped up. "My parents have a bar in their basement loaded with all kinds of shit."
"Aren't we underage?" Kurama asked.
"Only in America!" Brogan grinned. "We can go get Yusuke and Cassidy. They'll drink with me!" Brogan started walking back to Kurama's house to wake them up.
"She has very interesting ways of dealing with her problems…" Kurama sighed.
"You should see how she acts when she can't deal with them." Roxanne threatened as they followed Brogan. Hiei followed Kurama and Roxanne silently, wanting to kick more demon ass.
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOXANNE!!!" Yusuke sang through an empty bottle of Vodka, leaning over the bar counter, singing to Roxanne. Everyone minus Hiei was laughing. "You don't have to put on the red liiiight... Those days are over, you don't have to sell your body to the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh-tah!" Yusuke leans in to kiss Roxanne but she pushes him and he falls on the floor and passes out.
Kurama held back laughing as he leaned to Brogan, "What if your parents come home?"
"Oh they won't. They're out dancing and they probably got a motel cause my sister's sleeping at a friend's house and Cassidy and I were supposed to sleep here and they always… have fun… on the weekends and I told them I didn't want Cassidy to hear them." Brogan explained as she poured herself a shot of Ever Clear.
"That's a pretty good explanation for someone who's half wasted." Kurama said to himself.
"Who's half wasted?" Brogan asked after she chugged the Ever Clear and a full glass of water.
"No one…" Kurama hurriedly took his Miller Light and sipped it.
Brogan rolled her eyes, "Weirdo…"
Cassidy randomly ran up to Brogan and hugged her. "I love you, Brogan!" she yelled.
Brogan looked down at her, "Are you drunk?"
"No… Kuwabara doesn't believe we're going out." Cassidy said glaring at the macho idiot.
"Screw what he thinks." Brogan said as she found an unopened beer and popped it open.
Kuwabara strolled up to the bar and sat down next to Kurama, "You guys are as much of a couple as Kurama and I." Kuwabara slurred. Kurama sweatdropped.
"…Ok…" Brogan took a swig of her beer.
"I like him less than Yusuke…" Cassidy growled.
Brogan looked at Cassidy, "Have much have you been drinking?"
"None! … some… Brogan tell him!" Cassidy said as she hugged her again.
"Ok…" Brogan turned to Kuwabara, "Cassidy and I are together."
"Drunken lair!" Kuwabara shouted, "Prove it."
"I don't have to prove anything to an oaf." Brogan mocked.
"Why don't we all do something more friendly…" Kurama tried to help.
"I knew it! You two are posers!" Kuwabara shouted.
"Uh…oh…" Roxanne muttered.
"What?" Botan turned to Roxanne.
"Brogan's about to do something stupid…" Roxanne said.
"Why?" Keiko asked.
"Because she hates being classified as a poser…" Roxanne bit her lip.
Brogan glared at Kuwabara for a second then took Cassidy's chin and brushed her lips against Cassidy's.
Kuwabara gasped when Cassidy was too drunk to realize she pushed Brogan to go into a French kiss, Brogan didn't seem to mind either and she wasn't totally wasted like her girlfriend.
Kurama blinked, "Are you satisfied now, Kuwabara?"
The next thing Kuwabara felt was a slap across his face from Roxanne which made Cassidy pull away from her kiss. Kuwabara's massive body hit to floor as he rubbed his cheek, "Hey! What'd you do that for?" he yelled.
"What's wrong with girls being together?!" Roxanne demanded an answer.
"N-nothing… I just… I didn't believe them." Kuwabara stuttered as he got back to his feet.
Brogan took another big sip of her beer, "He's just wrapped up in his Male-dominating mind. You can't expect much more." Cassidy giggled.
"I'm sorry Brogan, Kuwabara's just drunk. Will you forgive him?" Botan tried to fix things.
"It's not me he should apologize to, it's Cassidy." Brogan looked for something to munch on.
"Don't bother, the oaf just reminded me of something, for which I'm glad he did." Cassidy said quite coldly for someone of her bubbly-ness.
Brogan looked at Cassidy, a bit shocked, "Are you ok?"
"Sure…" Cassidy pushed through Kurama and Botan and headed up the stairs.
Brogan flinched then decided to go after her as she jumped over the bar and raced up the stairs to find Cassidy.
"What just happened?" Keiko asked confused.
Rhea: ROXANNE! YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THAT RED LIGHT!
Kurama: Umm... are you ok?
Rhea: ... shut up, I'm singing.
Kurama: I thought you came to ask me something...
Rhea: ... PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE REVIEW. I know you want to! -Roxanne tune-