Connecting to server…

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi baby

You: hi sweetie

Stranger: i miss you :*

You: me too

You: i love you so much :*

Stranger: do you think I love you too?

You: of course you love me

You: i'm gorgeous, genius…

You: i have everything that everybody hopes their spouses have it

You: ;)

Stranger: awww :3

Stranger: i know you are

You: and you are the sexiest creature in the world

You: i assume you have pretty long legs

Stranger: well, i can jump high… I think my legs are long.

Stranger: tee-hee

Stranger: you sound sexy too

You: you'll be proud to own sexy boyfriend like me

Strange: wait… you're a male?

You: yes, isn't that obvious?

Stranger: o.O

Stranger: i'm sorry but i'm straight!

Stranger: bye!

You: WTF?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Another short, random chats… with random theme (what's not random about omegle?). This kind of opening (hi baby, hi sweetie XP) is often found in order to have fun. Don't take it seriously if someone on omegle asks you to go out or says sweet things to you (well, I think you already know it too) :P *useless advice from author -_-*