God, I'm overwhelmed by the attention this has been getting! I love you guys. :*
Some reviews would be nice, too. :DD
Anyways, back to the ball game. *in a basketball announcer voice*
BPOV
"Babe, maybe he's not worth it. He ignored the letter you worked so hard for. Let's just find you somebody else." Rose offered.
Sighs. Rose just won't understand. She's beauty and brains, not to mention money. I don't know why she didn't just become a cheerleader or class president. She chose us - idiotic, clumsy girl, crazy pixie, and a motherlovin' queen – and I fudging love her for that.
"Rose babe, it's not that easy. You see, your work's cut out for you - blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, and a fuckin' Mercedes. And this maybe a small-as-a-bumfuck town but it's as clichéd as every fucking high school should be. These guys don't accept gays, lesbians, and clumsy, idiotic girls with the exception of blondes." And with that, Jake earned a glower from all the blondes in the area, including Rose. "Excluding you, baby." He rebutted.
With narrowed eyes, Rose replied, "Good."
The Queen shot her a triumphant smile.
Alice and I snickered.
"Whatevs. See you guys after Music." I told them as we slowly recovered from laughing our asses off.
"Bye." Each one of the chorused.
And then I realized,
Oh, shit. Edward's in this class, too.
Shit. Please don't be mad at me. I'm just saying that in a stereotype way. I mean, Jacob's gay. He really going to look at the world like that especially if he's the first one to receive the discrimination.
Peace, ya'll. Don't throw your pitchforks at me yet.
:D