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Last Time: "No Ino. We said we were going to the arcade or the B-ball court." I said lying.
"Oh! the Basketball court! Hot Guys! I'm coming with you!" she said happily with hearts in her eyes. Oh boy. I slapped my head, this was not as planned

This takes place in Sakura's prov. or until it says end Sakura's prov. Or other wise

~Chapter 6~

"Ino-pig...we were joking. We're not going anywhere...Okay?" LIES! All lies! I can't tell a lie! Wait... then why am I so good at it? Hm... Beautiful liar! Ooh, Beyonce? Right? Yea, no, right?

"Hmpf. Fine..." then she disappeared from practically the same place she popped out of. I shrugged as long as she was gone I really didn't care where she went.

"So~. Now that, that's taken care of will you guys go to the mall with me?"

"Sorry Sakura I'm busy today." said TenTen rubbing the back of her head. After she said that my mind went blank. My mind felt...fuzzy. Then I had a weird feeling in the pit of my stomach. It was either the pizza or...one thing that only happened one other time I was turned down on something. And HOPE TO GOD that it wasn't the second one, I had to be put on medicine for that. I felt it again except stronger. Oh no...it's the second one.

NO~! MY REAL SELF WAS SET FREE! "Paweese TenTen. Paweese, paweese, paweese, paweese, paweese, PAW~E~E~S~E TenTen!?" I asked with a puppy dog pout. NO! This is not me! Where is my mind? My some-what sane mind? I call this childish Sakura my 'inner', she is really sweet and hyper, and well loves cute guys to a nasty point but she is also really... how do I put this... uh... devious, and merciless when it comes to pranks.

Now that my real inner or 'real self' is taking over I'll be taking a personal break. Bye. "(sigh) fine Sakura I guess." TenTen said as she gave in. Sakura jumped for joy "Yay! Now Hina-chan will you go with me?"

"Uh... sure Sakura-san." Hinata no stutter! YAY! "Please just Sakura. No honorifics." I said smiling at her, I think she was getting used to me already! YAY! New Friend!

"Sure okay." I was happy and content as I ran out of things to say. But then I noticed, it was quiet to quiet. But why was it so quiet? Then it hit me like a ton of bricks falling out of a jet plane that was on fire coming down from 6,000 feet in the air, Naruto was not to be seen since I woke up this morning.

"Have either of you seen Naruto?" I asked skeptically hoping they weren't going to cover up for him, then that be mean to me, me they best fe~nd.

"No we haven't." They both admitted, oh goody!

"Um... I think th-that he d-didn't even w-wake up yet." I broke into an evil grin at what Hinata said. It was time to wake up Naruto, Sakura style. The two noticed me grin and they gulped. They knew something was gonna happen. Something bad.

I walked up the stairs but stopped mid way looking down at the two. "Come on you two, you wouldn't want to miss how I wake up Naruto every morning would ya?" I asked as I started back up the stairs. They looked at each other and followed.

I opened Naruto's door to find him still sleeping. I looked at the two and said "I'll be right back, I need to get something out of my room for this." I left them with a scared look on their faces.

I entered my room and went to the closet to pull out a big black duffle bag. I shut the doors and re-entered Naruto's room who was snoring like an idiot, cross that he is an idiot no wonder he snores like that.

I opened the bag to find crackers, but not just any crackers, oh no, but firecrackers. I chuckled evilly. "Uh Sakura you can't prank someone in their bedroom on the first day." said TenTen with a sorta worried voice. I chuckled again.

"TenTen you said no pranking on the first day. But this isn't pranking this is routine. There's a difference ya know." I said.

"R-routine?" Hinata asked. I nodded as I stuck firecrackers around his mattress and under his body. The two stood there waiting for his death to come... by firecracker. I stood up taking a match and lighting it. Each cracker was connected by one wick. I lit one and stood back fast and went behind the safety of Naruto's dresser. Then the only thing that could be heard were crackling of the wicks then...

Pop!

Crack!

Pop, pop!

BANG!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Each cracker was set off one by one as the noise and lights woke up a Naruto as he was sent into a screaming fit. Hehe. Life is good. My life that is. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm losing it, it's official.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR SAKURA?" yelled Naruto as he jumped from bed. Hinata blushed. I laughed my ass off to oblivion! Bunnies! "You weren't awake and it's three thirty in the afternoon." I laughed shrugging as I walked out the door with TenTen and Hinata following me.

"Oh and Naruto..." I said popping back into the room. "You may want to put some cloths on." Naruto looked at himself and noticed he was only in his boxers. I smirked as his whole face turned red from embarrassment. "One last thing also Naruto..." I paused for dramatic effect. "We're going to the mall today wanna come?"

"YEAH! BELIEVE IT!" I rolled my eyes boy was he childish. Then again I shouldn't really be talking. "TO MY VEHICLE!" I yelled as I ran out the door. I was only a blur to those who were in the halls. I heard Naruto yell after me. I stopped and looked back at him. He was hopping down the hall trying to put his pants on.

"Come on, come on Naruto! Hurry! I wanna get there NOW!" I yelled at him to hurry up as I stomped my feet on the floor acting childishly. This proves my point of I really shouldn't be talking about Naruto being childish also.

"I'm coming Sakura... just (falls)... hang on." Naruto said falling down as he pulled up his pants.

I turned away to meet TenTen's gaze. "What?" I asked

"Who's vehicle are we taking?" she asked

I shrugged "Do you, own a car a truck or motorbike?" I asked

"None," she replied "but Hinata drives a convertible so I guess we can take that."

"Okay then You, Hinata, and Naruto can ride in the car, while I ride my motorbike." I said before I started running down the stairs, to escape the 'YOU HAVE A MOTORBIKE!' yell. And yes. I. Have. A. Motorbike. Want me to tell you the story of how I got it? Well to bad. I'm not. Muahahahahahahahahaha!

And now this is the last time I'm gonna say this TO THE MALL! Or INO'S CLOSET! PREFERABLY THE MALL!

A/n) Sorry I didn't write more but I have the idea for the mall and what happens after the mall and want the two ideas to be put together so I'm not gonna write more. Bye.