Disclaimer- Naruto is not mine.

When it rains it pours, so all you can do is wait for the sun to shine again. But until then, don't catch pneumonia and die.

Chapter 6 Backfire

"Sasuke..."

Sakura's fingers are cold and burning. This journey that had begun just shy of daybreak, has exhausted her beyond words. Yet, neither swollen ankles nor numb digits could remove the broad smile plastered on her red wind whipped face.

"I.."

Her pace quickens as she spies a familiar stream. She could not wait to get back to her home, their home.

"Sasuke..."

Naruto pushes against the amorous but quite amoral person. The verbal reprimand might have been more convincing if Naruto's limbs weren't currently entangled with said attacker and/or, if Naruto wasn't panting with spit gloss covered lips under his "attacker."

"I.."

Naruto growls yanking a fist full of onyx forcing dark eyes to focus on his own.

"I, I said stop."

"Hn, why?" Sasuke purrs flicking his tongue across a honey tanned whiskered cheek.

"Because. Because Sakura might see us."

It is a lame excuse for many reasons. One; while he was outside training, he saw Sakura leave. Two; she told him she was going to town and wouldn't be back until noon. Of course like a gentleman he offered his services, and she graciously declined.

"I'm....." she catches a glimpse of the roof and her pace soon matches her racing heart.

Sasuke rolls his eye and continues his assault verbally and physically on the wavering blond. "Hn" He grunts.

"This coming from the individual whom dragged me out my wife's loving embrace," he whispers while placing a butterfly kiss on the blonde's neck. "Only to slams me against our still occupied bedroom door," he continues gliding his slightly parted lips over Naruto's jaw towards an awaiting mouth. "And fucks me over and over again," Sasuke hums flicking his tongue over Naruto's parted lips demanding entrance.

That would be reason number three.

With a moan, Naruto succumbs to skilled pale fingers as they make quick haste of buttons, snaps, zippers, and Lord knows how many other closures. Naruto silently curse and blesses his need to get in full gear even for his early morning practice. The fox quickly swallows back a moan as he firmly grips Sasuke's wrist and pulls both their hands to his now bare chest.

"No," Naruto breathes pulling his mind and body from the depth of seduction, "this coming from a person who knows the pain of witnessing someone you love, make love to someone else."

"Get. Over. Her." Sasuke says instantly regaining his icy composure.

"I have." Naruto bites back.

"But." Sasuke slowly pulls away from the fox, just in time to see, the front door slam open.

"Sasuke, I'm pregnant." The jovial words roll merrily off the expecting woman's lips.

Sasuke numbly brings his beaming wife into an awkward embrace and places a chaste kiss on her blush colored tresses. He lifts her head. She smiles and answers the question he will never ask.

"I already knew, I just needed conformation. Shizune confirmed it. Fourteen weeks, in three day."

His eyebrows knit downward when the name Tsunade's lap dog was uttered, Sakura wisely dismisses it and continues unfazed, "Sasuke, you're going to be a daddy."

Her eyes cloud as a small smile graces the Uchiha's lips.

Naruto, curls his legs under himself an works a smile on his lips. With an exhaling breath he stands up and mumbles, "Now, I have to get over you, Teme."

A perfect expression of surprise and joy is skillfully placed on Naruto's face as he joins the celebrating couple.

Naruto sits at the kicthen table methodically swirling two lone noddles in his cold ramen broth.

"Dobe"

Naruto is pulled from his daydream and back into his nightmare.

A/N - Thank you for reading. I apologize for my butchering of the English language and her rules.