Welcome to the long awaited return of Naruto: Path of the Oozaru! I do not own Naruto or Dragonball Z. I'm going to try to loop some plot holes in here for you, but give me some slack, it was my second fanfiction I ever wrote. So take it easy on me in the reviews! But I do always accept constructive criticism, so please if you must.
As Sasuke stood facing Kakashi in a fighting position, Kakashi suddenly turned away from Sasuke and opened his book once more.
"I have news for all of you," Kakashi replied as he looked at his book. "You do not have to worry about going back the academy or not becoming a ninja. Don't worry about any of these things, for now it does not mean anything to the three of you."
"Does that mean... we passed?" Sakura asked as Naruto cheered loudly.
"I knew I could do it," Naruto said with tears rolling down his face. "I knew I was the greatest ninja alive."
"Hmm, as a Uchiha, I already seen this coming," Sasuke announced as Naruto flipped him off behind his back.
"Didn't see that douchebag," Naruto thought as he smirked behind Sasuke's back.
"That's right, celebrate," Kakashi replied as he closed his book and looked at them. "Celebrate that you will never become a ninja in this village!"
"Wait, what the hell?" Naruto asked with widened eyes as he looked at Kakashi. "But you just said..."
"No, you all just assumed I said something!" Kakashi shouted as he looked at the three of them. "You are all a waste of time! Naruto, you might have strength, but your biggest weakness is that loud ass thing that you call a mouth. Use your brain once in a while and you might actually go somewhere in life. Sakura, we all get the picture, you are in love with Sasuke and hate Naruto. But guess what, you are the only one that didn't fight because you were too focused on these two things. If you sit here and thinking about love and hatred, you will always be a useless bitch. You will always be dead weight in battles and eventually it will end up getting you killed. For instance..." Kakashi disappeared quickly and appeared behind Sasuke with a kunai to his neck.
"I want you to kill Naruto or Sasuke will die," Kakashi commanded as Naruto looked at Sakura with a terrified look.
"If she even takes a step near me I'm chucking a kunai at her head," Naruto warned as he stepped back.
"These are the type of things that occur in battlefields," Kakashi replied as he took the kunai from Sasuke's neck. "Now, Sasuke, the Uchiha wonder boy. I'm afraid that being a Uchiha doesn't automatically give you a pass to be a dick to everyone else and have a undeserved sense of accomplishment. You are just as normal as everyone else, no different. I have lost some of my best friends because I once walked around with the same expression that is on your face Sasuke. Ignorance is bliss my friend, I'm sure you have heard this. If you want to get out of your brothers shadow, the only was is to learn what he did not. I'll allow you to figure that out for yourself." Sasuke didn't say anything, just looking at the ground with a perplexed look. Naruto looked at the ground as well as Kakashi stepped to the side and looked at a plaque, covered from head to toe with names.
"This is a plaque that many of my friends names are on," Kakashi said as he looked at the plaque. "Names of ninja that will forever go down in history as the greatest that ever lived..."
"I want to be on that list!" Naruto screamed as he looked at the plaque with an excited look. "That sounds..."
"Like you plan on dieing in the battlefield," Kakashi finished Naruto's sentence. "This is a plaque of those who lost their life fighting for the village. If you want to be on a list, don't worry about it at all. You will find yourselves all on this list if you continue to go down the roads you are going. This world doesn't tolerate foolishness, and those who act foolish will pay the ultimate price. You must use teamwork, for if you don't, you will never succeed as ninja. I have decided to give you all a second chance. I will allow you to try to get the bell one more time. Go eat lunch and replenish your chakra. But Naruto doesn't get anything, and if anyone gives him their lunch, they will automatically fail."
"What the fuck?" Naruto asked as Kakashi continued talking.
"No lunch for him or else," Kakashi said as he walked away. Sasuke and Sakura opened their lunches and began to eat as Naruto sat there, his stomach growling loudly.
"Someone go get monkey boy a banana," Sasuke said cruelly as he took a bite of rice. Naruto looked at him with an angry look as he said nothing.
"We can't do this," Sakura said as she looked at Sasuke. "If we want to stand a chance against Master Kakashi, we need to have Naruto at full strength. We need to work as a team!"
"I don't need any of you to beat him," Sasuke replied. "He was too cowardly to face me before when I was ready."
"I know that you are strong Sasuke," Sakura answered. "But Naruto is too, that is why..."
"Fine, stop bugging me about it," Sasuke replied as he passed his lunch to Naruto.
"I can eat your lunch?" Naruto asked as Sasuke nodded with an annoyed look. Naruto took the lunch from Sasuke and began to take a bite.
"YOU!" a voice screamed. "ARE DONE FOR NOW!"
"We are busted," Sasuke said angrily.
Are they finished before they even started? Find out next exciting chapter of Naruto: Path of the Oozaru! I will be bringing it out soon, I promise!