M&M: Hello, normally you would read "This is One-Eye," BUT this is NOT The One-Eyed Lady, this is Strawberry M&M. I FINALLY got to write the Author's Note. You heard me, I got to write the Author's Note this time. Mmhm. Normally, everything I write would be in bold, but seeing how I am going to write the Author's Notes this chapter, I figured it would be annoying to have to read the entire Author's Note if I did that.
This story has yet to be Beta Read. You can blame all of the mistakes on One-Eye. (WHO IS NOT ME! I take NO responsibilty for spelling errors! Or any other kind of errors there are!)
Disclaimer: Neither I, Strawberry M&M, nor One-Eye own X-men Evolution. I'm pretty sure we all know I am NOT Stan Lee. Now that I think of it, I don't even own this idea. This idea belongs to Kiki Cabou, who is a wonderful author, and I would suggest reading the original "Twenty in Twenty."
Warnings: Lots of Silliness, so be warned, you might laugh. Not Even a Trace of a Plot, Kidnapping of Fictional characters. Abuse of Author Powers, though it's not REALLY abuse, it's rather just, eh, putting my Author Powers to use...heh heh.
So, let the craziness begin, or rather, END.
Author's (Strawberry M&M) dialogue
Consultant's (One Eyed Lady) dialogue
Chapter Six: The End... no really, this IS the End.
"So, now can we leave, yes?" Wanda asks, smiling widely.
Sure, but I–well, the Consultant really–made refreshments if you want any!
The AUTHOR snaps her fingers and a table full of goodies such as chocolate chip cookies, maple sugar cookies, ten different kinds of cakes, pies, and other desserts appeared. Various drinks are also set out.
"Wow." John mumbles, eyes wide and a big smile growing on his face. "Mates, I think we just stepped into paradise."
"This is like, Blob's dream world, yo!" Toad says.
"I think I'm in love..." Kurt smiles dreamily. "Especially with that one pie over there."
The mutants pounce on the dessert table, taking practically one of everything. Even Scott, Rogue, and Wanda seem to enjoy the sugary treats, though they don't take as much as everybody else.
After everyone is finished, the AUTHOR and the Consultant finally go to the table of treats themselves.
Wow...this is really, really, good. Thanks for making them, Consultant!
I'd say anytime, but...there's no way you're getting me to make all this for you anytime. Just this once.
"When did she even have the time to make all this?"
I...really don't know. Anyhow, I promised John I'd get his lighter fixed so...
The AUTHOR snaps her fingers and a short man with glasses appears in the room.
This is Bobert J. McBob. He's a PROFESSIONAL lighter fixer!
The AUTHOR hands Mr. McBob John's broken lighter, Mary. Mr. McBob looks at it closely, then brings out a screwdriver. After a few tweaks, Mr. McBob has fixed it. John squeals happily and gladly takes his lighter back.
"SHE'S ALIVE!" John dances around. "He fixed her, and she works perfectly! Oh, thank you, Bobert! Thank you!" John hugs Mr. McBob, who looks uncomfortable. John then hugs the AUTHOR, picking her up and swinging her around the room.
WHEE!
John puts her back down and goes back to celebrating the rebirth of his lighter. He turns around to thank Mr. McBob again, but the man has disappeared.
I don't know how he does it. I didn't poof him away, or anything! There's not even a door in here...Ooh, a mystery!
Nu-uh. We did that already. One show only; no encores, repeats, or references.
"Where are we, anyway?" Wanda asks.
I thought we all agreed that I didn't know?
You could always poof a door and, oh- I don't know, find out?
Brilliant, Consultant, brilliant!
Hmph.
The AUTHOR magically makes a door appear. She opens it to have a cloud of dust blow into the room along with a stray tumbleweed. She coughs.
Where are we?
The Consultant look out.
Hmm...looks like...oh. We're in Death Valley!
Wow! And I didn't even know!
"Didn't a lot of people die in this valley?" Kurt asks, nervous.
Duh, why do you think it was called DEATH Valley?
Scott's cellphone rings. He picks it up and his face instantly looks surprised.
"Uh, it's for you, AUTHOR," Scott blinks.
For me? Okay.
The AUTHOR takes the phone from Scott.
Hello? Who is this? Professor Xavier? Oh, hi Charlie! How did you even know they'd be here? You watched my show? Aw, I'm touched. Yes, yes– I'm almost through. Don't worry. They'll be home in no time. Toodles!
She gives Scott his phone back. Suddenly, Wanda's phone rings. She picks it up, listens for about two seconds, then hands it to The AUTHOR.
"It's my annoying little brother, Pietro," Wanda explained. "I have no clue why he wants to talk to you."
Okay. Pietro? You wanted to be in my experiment? Perfect acting skills? What perfect acting skills? Charisma? HA! Yeah right! Uh, no, I don't think you would have been perfect for it. No. Ah, no. No, I'm not gonna do it again just to ease your wounded pride. Yes, that's what it is. Because you're an egomaniac! Worse than Remy! NO. Not happening. Bye!
The AUTHOR once again hangs up.
Okay, well, that's all folks! Can we all walk outside please? I'd hate to take ya'll back to my house!
The mutants walk out of the dome.
"Can Oi please have a ride back to the base, luv?" John asks.
Sure!
"Would you mind taking me as well?" Piotr asks too.
"A ride back would be wonderful, Petite, if yo' don' mind," Remy smirks.
Eh, why not? Come back into the dome and we'll be off!
The three mutants promptly do so.
"Oi kinda like the dome..." John observes. "Nice and cozy."
"What about us?" Kurt says.
Well, you didn't ask nicely, now did you? BYE!
See ya'll later! Or actually, take that back...It's been fun, but there's a steaming cup of tea with my name on it waiting for me at home.
"We know what you mean," Scott nods.
"Wait, you're gonna leave us here?" Kurt yelps.
Since you didn't ask...yep! TOODLES!
And just like that, the dome, The AUTHOR, The Consultant, John, Remy, and Piotr, disappear.
"They left us!" Kurt cries. "She left us in Death Valley! Man, my mom was right when she said that being polite would take me places..."
"She left me in a straight jacket!" Magneto complains.
"This is no fair, yo!" Toad cries.
"Figures," Rogue growls.
"Now how are we going to get home?" Bobby whines.
"I'll call the Professor..." Scott moans.
"Do you think he'd take me home, too?" Wanda asks.
"Probably," Rogue nodded.
"Now what?" Kurt asks.
Later, when they all finally made it back home, the mutants would find that the AUTHOR had been true to her word and had dropped John, Remy, and Piotr off at their base. She had also written a note with the following words:
WE MADE IT TO THIRTY-TWO PAGES. COOL, HUH? HAVE FUN NOW!
Of course, no one really knew what she meant by thirty-two pages, but they figured that it was a good thing in her messed up little mind. None of them had heard from her since, except for John, who admitted that they had met up a few times to chat about book ideas and the like. The Consultant, however, was quite content to go on with her life, and pretend as if the previous experiment had never happened.
THE END.
M&M: Wow! That was fun! Man, it's all over...That's sad. I (Strawberry M&M) have really enjoyed this!
Hallelujah! It's finally done with! I'm Freeeee! Seriously though, this has been a fun ride. I...might be slightly sad to see it go. (after I'm done celebrating freedom)
About the sequel, I will write it, but we might not post it, so, don't be too disappointed if it doesn't happen. And even if we do post it, it will NOT be in the X-men Evolution fandom. We're on to kidnap a whole NEW bunch of victims now! Muwahaha! But as I said, we might not post it. It really depends on how funny it turns out. If we do post it, it might be posted in a few months. Wish us luck writing it!
Me and One-Eye are VERY thankful to those who have reviewed! Those people include: Lady Firewing, Arich, Sonar, Death For One, tr1xx777, and poestheblackcat. Y'all have NO idea how much your reviews mean to me! And my sister, of course.
Yes- thank you all so very much.
Now, speaking of reviews, do so. It's only fair. We've given you SIX chapters of endless silliness, it's only right to pay us back in reviews! Please? Pretty Please with flaming buildings on top?
But remember: Flames will be used to roast marshmellows, given to Pyro to play with, used for something to stare at, used to torch my homework, and then will be quickly put out with gasoline. Oh yeah. That'll be bad. Do you WANT my house to burn down? You DO know that gasoline and fire don't mix, yes? Exactly. So don't flame!
Well- that's all folks. Thanks so much for reading!
The One-Eyed Lady
Strawberry M&M