Hey guys sorry I'm having a really hard time keeping up my fanfiction. a chapter of That fateful day is really close to finished. but I barely have time to finish it. Anyway, hope you enjoy this!

Hey guys… have any of you ever wondered why japan named yaoi.. well YAOI? Give you a hint: It has everything to do with YAO. (Yes I know this is a common joke among fangirls, but listen to what it actually means)

If you guys have any brains (which I hope you have), you'll realized that YAOI is YAO and I. Hmmm… I wonder why Japan named it that (hint:NICHU)… not! I can't deny that he's a really… I guess smart kid, he just uses it in a wrong way.

Why am I saying this? Well it's "Story Time with Shinatty the Kitty".

So One night, after China %^$#ed me, I went up to Kiku's room for some fresh underwear. Why do I go to his room for underwear? First, the underwear smells really good (like ying hua (*cherry blossom in Chinese*) I would say), and second, I'm bloody running out of underwear because Mother China likes to rip the walls off before claiming your vital regions. I pick the locks and Voila! I'm in!

Well Kiku wasn't asleep. He was building this… robot, a really realistic robot that looks like China. I'm curious about what is the robot for. Maybe it was for a trick? Maybe he wanted a nicer Mother China that don't claim your vital regions every second? Yes I am pathetically trying to defend Japan, because I feel guilty for stealing his underwear everyday. (YES FANGIRLS I HAVE A HEART!)

So I stayed and observed what Kiku was doing. What I saw was Japan tucking in wires and typing on a computer, making an INCREDIBLY detailed robot modeling China. The hair, the eyes, the body shape... all so perfect.

After about an hour, Japan finished (I'm surprised he didn't kick me out yet... not that he even knows I'm here in the first place). I was thinking: Oh goody, FINALLY he's finished. My ass is sore from all the sitting!

Then I saw it, and yes, you fangirls probably guessed it right...

Japan softed murmured: "You are finally mine, dear onii-chan,) and STARTED LITERALLY HAVIN WITH THE INCREDIBLY REALISTIC MODEL OF CHINA! He even put a dress on...it! And after two hours (1 AM in the morning), Japan still wasn't satisfied, but the doll has more hickeys than a prostitute, and it looks like it has "milk" spilled ALL OVER IT (if you don't know what "milk is, read chapter 2). This entire time, Japan was saying things like "You are so beautiful" and "I love you so much, my dear Onii-chan." and god, the sound system... it's perfect. If China spoke japanese and Japan didn't spent about 2 hours making a bloody clone.

"Ni...Nihon aru!" Moaned out the clone (WTF JAPAN YOU ADDED THE ARU AS WELL?) "Please...more aru!"

"Still not satisfied, My dear onii-chan?" teased Japan, and then I decided to slip out of the room because 1st, I do not need to watch another hour of XXXing and 2nd, my actual boss is throwing a temper tantrum (yes 1AM in the morning).

"Shinattee!" Winced China (the real one), "where are yoo? You left me right after..."

I honesty don't feel like listening to a 5000 year old ramble like my grandma about how I left him right after sex (rape), so I grabbed some duct tape and taped China's mouth shut.

Life is so much better when China doesn't talk, trust me.

The next day, I wake up and saw China sobbing. Knowing that crap is up, I took off the duct tape and asked what happened.

"You are so mean, Shinatty..." China whimpered with tears in his eyes. Then he decided to burst out in tears. Now, I feel really guilty for making him cry, but all sympathy vanished when I heard China call: "Taiwan, Hong Kong, Korea, Japan, Shinatty's abusing me!"

And in less than a nanosecond, the Asian siblings busted the door and started chasing me. they chased me for around 10 minutes before the majority of them gave up. Note, Majority.

Japan is still chasing me, and man, those ninja skills...

Skip forward, after Japan caught me and beat me into a bento box. When all the Asian siblings left for shopping, I went to Japan's room, and picked up the China clone. I need to get this thing away from me. Now.

So I went to a local auction and tried to sell it. (I had to explain several times that what I'm holding is a robot, not a prostitute). After a while I sold the robot to a funky looking guy with black bangs, sunglasses, and a really bad looking mustache. His name is... I think Ukik Adnoh... I know, Suspicious, but I'm just glad to get it out of my hands.

Fangirls, this is why Yaoi is called YAOI, because Japan is slightly incestuous.

How do you like it? I might make an Asian sibling series just about Asian crack (sounds really wrong there). If you have any suggestion, comments, or wants to show sympathy for Shinatty, please feel free to post a comment. Thank you for reading my fanfiction!