Disclaimer/Warning: Nope. Still crack.
Pearing: Our tree is still pathetic.
Summery: "There are rules to this, you know." The genie glared at her. "Three, in fact. You may not wish for someone to fall in love, or mess with love. You may not wish for someone to revive from the dead, and you may not wish for more wishes." The woman deadpanned. She was a sarcastic, lazy, smart-ass.
"Fine. I wish for more genies." And to think it all started with a pendent. From Pendent to Genie to the Naruto world. Just another uninteresting summer day.
Notes: ...Mizuki! No! Bad! This Is war! I am making a shit ton of OC's for this island... TT_TT if anyone wants to give suggestions, then I am all open for them. You can also suggest anything(for pairing, plot, whatever else) and I can maybe work with it.
"Talking"/ 'Thinking' / RANDOM VOICE THAT TELLS US WHAT TO DO / Normal writing
They spent another week on the mainland before heading back to their island through the new transport seal that Satsuki had made. They had found only one more person to add to their group and that was Tachi. He was a seventeen year old man that Mei had found and promptly fangirled over. He had short spiky black hair, and red eyes that had blue in the center. I am pretty sure that Mei had just made that Oc to fill in for Itachi...I mean it was nice to know that it was not all children that were going to be picked up. Satsuki was happy to assign him to babysitting.
Yasuo was devastated and had his whole world rearranged when he found out that Satsuki could change genders at will. She was pretty sure that he would need therapy and have major trust issues now. It was amazing. This whole gender swap thing was better than she thought. They had also found Madara as a teen...it was hilarious. Satsuki was holding back Mei from gloping him before he started talking. He seriously sounded like he already grew a tree up his ass. Satsuki thought it was a great idea to change him into a girl to bring him down some, but it only ended up making him red and curse her to hell. Satsuki regretted nothing. It was worth it, and the best part was that Madara was going to be a girl until Satsuki wanted her to be a male. Sasuke and his hatred had nothing on Madara at that moment. Sooooo worth it.
Satsuki had asked(begged) Volf to turn gay and be fabulous with her, but it still didn't work. He just threw a pillow into her face and kept hitting her on the back of her head...meany. Satsuki had also found out that Tachi was deathly afraid of spiders..after chasing him around with one in her hands to show him. He screamed like a little girl as he ran as fast as he could away from her for hours. Satsuki even found the seven tails that week. It was called Chomei. It was sealed into her right ring finger. Now Kokuo had someone else to bother. It was interesting that it was a bug though. Very interesting...too bad it was not a spider.
Now, they were all back at their island. They had made a couple of small houses around their's. That was where Tachi was living...as far from Satsuki as he could be...he really was not happy about that spider incident. Taiki and Naomi were going to sleep with Satsuki while Yasuo had his own house close to the tree home. Satsuki made Tachi babysit Naomi and Taiki, by threat of a spider, while Jin, Satsuki, Mei, and Volf had a meeting.
"I think that we need a couple more people here on the island. We can take people that did not want to settle down with clans or villages on the mainland. We can build a small village and give them an area in the caves that they can use for farming or whatever else. We could even put down a few rules that we want them to follow." Satsuki was eating a peach as she spoke to the others. It would be nice to have a few more people, really.
"I think it would work, but only after we set rules down. If we are going to go into the future again, then I want things to be done right without us." Jin frowned as she thought it over. A few minute later Mei spoke up.
"Why don't we make clones with enough chakra to stay alive and stay here while we jump into the future? We could still run this place ourselves while going forward. Then we can get the memories from them when they pop." Everyone stared at Mei before smiling and congratulating her on her amazing idea.
"I can even make seals so they can regain chakra that they lost and make them pop a day after we appear again in the future!" Everyone discussed this plan before moving on.
"Okay, I think that we need to go to the mainland one more time to get people. We also need to set the village up," Jin said from her spot.
"Why don't we split up? I can stay here with you while Mei and Volf go to the mainland? We can set the village up as well as ships that can stand our waters while Mei and Volf search out people who want a place of safety to stay. I do not want anyone arrogant, rich, or that has those Kekkei Genkai unless you two find them worthy," Satsuki said as she finished her peach. Mei and Volf nodded. They planned to start tomorrow.
"Okay, I think that I want an age change," Satsuki said as she leaned on her right hand.
"I think I do too,"Jin said with a sigh.
"What age?"
"I was thinking about 20. It would let my body grow a bit more mature, but not too much." Satsuki nodded before she spoke.
"I was thinking I could be 27. Same reason as you. Aara," Aara poofed into a chair. "I wish that Jin was 20 and I was 27. I also wish that we all had cheesecake." Aara made it happen, making herself a giant ass cheesecake while everyone else just got a slice. Satsuki looked at her older body, not much really changed. Her chest got a bit bigger(dammit), and she grew an inch or two (Yay! 5"10!)but that was it. It was awesome. Jin also grew a bit. She was the same height as Satsuki. It looks like they both lost the rest of their baby fat. They ate their cake as the meeting continued on.
"Okay, I believe that we need a name if we are going to start a village," Mei said as she stuffed her face with cake. Satsuki sighed.
"Awwwweeee, but that takes soooo much work." Satsuki puffed up her cheeks and pouted.
"Yeah, but at least it could be easy to say where we are. I hate just referring our new home as just 'the island'." Mei huffed as she took another bite of her cake.
"I have to agree with dog-breath on this one," Volf said as he finished his cake. Cheese cake was really great. Prepare to hear more of it. 'Shut the hell up and write what the name will be already.' YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO ME IN HOW LONG? AND YOU ARE JUST GOING TO YELL AT ME WHEN YOU FINALLY DO? 'Yes, do you need to be fricken told twice?' Fine...asshole.
"Fine," Satsuki sighed. Aara giggled as she watched them talk.
"What about village hidden in the storm?" Mei suggested.
"Or Village hidden in the sea?" Jin suggested.
"I think it should be the village hidden in plain sight?" Volf said. Satsuki twitched.
"What the hell? We ain't gonna be a village hidden in anything! I want a normal name for this island! And a normal name for our village! No shitty name like the rest of the world is going for!" Satsuki had a tick mark form above her eyebrow. I agree with Satsuki...they needed an actual name, not some lame excuse for one like Konoha or Suna did, or any of the others. I mean, really. Village hidden in the leafs? What is a leaf gonna do? Flutter in my face? 'Exactly.' There was a silence before the others started to agree. Aara especially agreed on that. If they wanted a name, they needed to do it right.
"How do we even name an island? Let alone a village?" Jin leaned her head against her hand.
"I have no idea," Mei said. "Why don't we just say names that come out into our head and pick the one that fits and gets stuck with us?" Volf nodded in agreement before everyone else did as well.
"Okay, I will start, someone write down the ones that we all like," Jin said.
"I will!" Satsuki got out a notepad and a pen. Jin nodded to her before she started.
"Malo." No one said anything, so Mei threw out another name.
"Maketu."
'Mauki," Volf spoke up this time.
"Pamati," Satsuki said this time.
"Siren," Mei said. This time the others in the room liked it. Satsuki wrote it down before they moved on.
"Ututaki."
"Psili," Aara spoke up this time.
"Nimos."
"Arano."
"Shikoku," Mei said. They wrote that one down as well.
"Ishigaki." They wrote that down.
"Awaji." Guess what? That one was written down as well.
"Jukdo." Yup, that one was ignored.
"Oedo." Yup. Still ignored.
"Subi." Weird.
"Prancy Fancy Picket World." That was obviously ignored. Someone also got hit.
"Luzon." Igggggnnnorrreeeddd.
"Palawan."
"Hell no."
"Kamaji." There was a pause.
"I vote it be Kamaji," Satsuki said.
"I second!" Mei started to throw her hand around in the air. There was a pause of consideration before everyone else agreed.
"All right, we got our island name. Kamaji. Now we need a village name..." There was a collective groan before they started again. It went on for a while, annoying not only all of them, but the writer as well. The writer could be seen banging it's head against a wall at the moment. It took an hour before they finally settled on a name. And that name is-
It was a month before Mei and Volf came back from recruiting people. They got a lot of people that wanted to get away from the inbred wars. In that time, Jin and Satsuki created a plan to teach all who live on Kamaji, to know how to fight and defend themselves with or without a weapon. They did not have to become a ninja or a fighter at all, they just needed to know what to do in case of an attack happened or in case they went out and around the island...they kind of made it dangerous when they created it...cough cough SATSUKI cough cough. They also had plans to start their own "ninja" corps. They would have N.U.N.S. (Ninjutsu undertaker ninja specialists), F.U.C.K. (Fuuinjutsu utilizing critical killers), S.H.I.T. (special high intensity training), P.M.S. (Potential murder suspect), and T.E.A.M. (taijutsu elite army maniacs).
Everyone would go through S.H.I.T. that got onto the island. There would be one N.U.N.S, F.U.C.K, P.M.S, and T.E.A.M. on each group that they would specially put together. It would be fun to let them yell out codes during a battle with anyone from the mainland. Just imagine it, the leader of the team calling out things. N.U.N.S, get the guy! F.U.C.K, go left. T.E.A.M, kill the distraction. That would be so worth it to see. Satsuki and Jin also decided that at 16, each child would decide on what they wanted to do, and if they wanted to be a 'ninja' for their village. They let them wait so late, because seriously, children are too young to actually choose well. At 12, they would be on a team to test if they actually wanted to be a ninja, and then at 16 finalize that choice. From 4 to 12, the children would go to school. The school would make them what the other countries would consider a Chunin, but without putting any pressure on the children. They would make it like a game. There was also a lot of basic skills at the school that would teach them about the world and skills that would help if they chose not to be a 'ninja'. There was even a secondary school for children to go to if they want to gain further training or specializing in things that would help and interested them. Jin suggested that they have two therapy doctors for the children to have weekly checkups with, that would continue along with any who choose to be a ninja. It was approved of between Satsuki and Aara.
As much as Satsuki hated psychology people, she was willing to find a good one that would not treat anyone like they were a child that did not understand anything. There would be no standard gear or anything standard, as Jin and Satsuki hated that and thought it would be fun to let everyone choose what they want. The only rules that they set down, were: 1. All final decisions will be made by Jin, Satsuki, Mei, or Volf if it affected the island. 2. They had the right to change the school to as they see fit (probably not really going to happen, they were lazy. They might just get teachers and let them do what they want to it. Hell Satsuki made a plan to make and give the schools as much money and free rein as they wanted as long as they did what they were supposed to.) 3. If you chose to leave the island to live anywhere else permanently, you have to get all the secrets and where it is located erased from their mind. People could visit outside and still communicate with anyone they wanted to, as long as it did not affect the village.
There would be no council of idiots to run and represent the people. There would be no special laws against anything or whatever else. There will be no leader at all, other than Jin, Satsuki, Volf, and Mei. Even then, those four would only do anything as they see fit, and they were all pretty laid back and lazy. The people that live in the village could get together and decide all of whatever on their own. They had no control over the military forces, or if they can cut down more forest, but they can ask and it would probably be acknowledged.
The people that came were not many, but it was enough for a small village. There were people that could definitely help with baking, farming, hunting, clothing, and so much more. All together, there were no more than a hundred, but it was just the right amount for the village. Mei and Volf had set up the safety seals and created a great relationship with future Uzushiogakure. It was funny because in Cannon, it was the leaf that was the first hidden village. Here, it was their's and they helped to make a start for Uzushiogakure. It took some long convincing, but after they talked the Uzumaki into it, they were making plans for an amazing village. When they were going to be destroyed, they could cross the seal-made portal and temporarily stay on their island. They even got the Uzumaki to accept their request that they help teach anyone that Satsuki and her friends had that wanted to learn sealing. The Uzumaki teacher would go through the seal-made door easily everyday that connected to their island. That way they still lived in their own village as well as taught Satsuki and her friends' people.
After everything was set up and running, they made clones of themselves. They were made just like they needed. Satsuki had decided that it would be okay if they brought a few people with them whenever they went to the future. For now, they were bringing Naomi, Taiki, and Yasuo along. It would be fun. They were going to go forward in time to when the third war-whatever its name was- happened. Satsuki had something to do, and see if Madara was still doing the whole Akatsuki thing or if 'she' was wallowing in periods and ice cream. Satsuki was happy with either. A few minutes after the clones were made, they went into the future to when they said they would be.