Day 16 - Poker Night.
Today was possibly the worst day yet, Faust decided to have his "friends" over for a game of cards. Not a problem, only these were no ordinary friends, these were Faust's friends, each one crazier then the last... The first, a crazed diseased freak with a mind disorder, his name, Zappa. The next wore a big green mask and was known as... the mask. The third was living proof that the internet could destroy your mind, his name, Freakazoid. And the last one made his living by eating children, both mentally and physically. His name, Pennywise the clown.
The night started out ok, it actually was pretty sane for a while. Well, 15 second into the game, all hell broke loose. "Ha! You loose Pennywise!" Yelled Faust. "Aw fuck! This game is crap anyway!" Pennywise replied. "Well maybe if you had some actual cards you'd do better!" explained Freakazoid. "Hey, shut up!" Pennywise said as he was revealed to not be holding any cards, but instead a turkey sandwich. "Hey, Freakazoid, I bet I can run to the city limits before you do!" challenged Mask. "You're on!" replied Freakazoid. It was at that time the two ran out of the house, Freakazoid ran out like a freaking lightning bolt as mask turned into a twister, destroying everything in there paths.
"Pennywise, put your damn pants back on!" demanded Faust. "What? I thought this was strip poker!" replied Pennywise. "No! And your not even playing, your just eating a damn sandwich!" said Zappa. "Pfft, you call this a sandwich? I've eaten children that have tasted better then this!" "Anyone have any three's?" asked Faust. "I got a three of clubs." said Pennywise. "No, you have a triple-decker club sandwich!" explained Zappa. "Same thing!" replied Pennywise. "No, it isn't, now give me some of that sandwich!" said Faust. "You want it? Come and get it!" challenged Pennywise. "I did." said Faust with the sandwich in his hands. "My sandwich!" shrieked Pennywise. "If anyone is eating that sandwich it's me!" said Zappa."
The three of them then jumped in a pile and started kicking the crap out of each other. This was about the same time Emerld walked into the room. "Hey, free sandwich." said Emerld as he grabbed the sandwich. That night Emerld was sent to three different hospitals, at the same time. The stupid people won't get what I just wrote.