Chaptre 6: A Fortunate Turnabot
A/N: Tis is gong 2 be a rely coal cortrom batle wif special suprise on defence side. Special thanks 2 Barrylawn 4 hleping me decide teh prosecutor 4 tis case.
Pheonix as weighting at teh plane landing thin, ans flaging teh planes 2 knot land, sins he was weighting 4 a specific 1, ans ten teh Wright(GEDDIT!) 1 arrived. It landed, ans a frend cummed owt, it was his special gest star, who was... find owt wen teh trial starts.
The gren text appered, saying, 'June 15, 8:30 AM, Distruck Cort, Defence Loby No. 6'
Dahlia ans Kristoph where sitting in weight, ass tey had a plane 2 get rid off CJ Fortune. Dahlia borrowed Kirstoph's lawyer budge, ans was smrat enuf 2 mack a fake name. She was gon lawyer named Red Rose, witch was a clever varient, sins Dahlia and Rose are bof flowers, ans her hare is red, sew it fits. Kristoph had put his Peril disgise bak on, ans was gong 2 b witness. Dahlia ans Kristoph want other the plan 1 lats tim, "Ok, sew sins Im defneding, I wil be a rely bad lawyer, sew we loss teh trail, ans CJ is fond guilty. Ten we wil b rid off hem, ans April May wil be teh only person moar evul ten us, seew we wil ten elimate her, ans we will be teh most evul dude and evil chck in teh world, sew we wil oslo be the world's most evil couple." Tye quikly went bak 2 acting lick non-evil peeps when CJ ortune cummed, ans he was lick, "Ms. Ross, u ned 2 win teh case, or I wont b albe 2 flame fanfic writers." ans Dahlia smirked, "I wil, tis case wil be in the bag." ans ten teh green text showed up, 'June 15, 8:45 AM, Distruck Cort, Cortrom No. 3'
The cword was lick, "Ah yes, yes, yes, yes." so Canadian Judge banged his litle hamer thin, ans declared, "Cort is now in season 4 the trial of CJ Fortune." Dahlia commeted, "The defence is redy, Mr. Judge." ans he ws lick, "Ah, I don't thin we've met..." ans she finsihed, "No, we haven't. I am Red Rose. I am hear 2 fit 4 CJ Fortune." ans he beleved her, sins Dahlia was a rely god liar. He continue, "It sems tat the prosectuion bench is empty. Is are prosecutor knot confident." ans Dahlia picknicked, butt hid it insid, butt she was stil worryed tat CJ wood escap.
Butt teh dorrs opened, ans teh guest prosecutor appered, "The inquistor is redy ur honour." smarted Professor Layton. Oslo, I forgetted 2 mention, butt teh cort is darker, ans it's moar lick teh 1 in Profesor Layton Vs Pheonix Write, butt wifowt the witch burning cage. BTW, Layton appered mad the Trials & Trivulations cout music change 2 Teh Grate Witch Cort music.
Canadian Judge happyed, "Ah, sew we can dew teh case. Butt 1st, who are u, god sir?" ans Layton replayed, "I am Profesor Layton of Grasshailer Universecity. My frend, Phoenix Write caled me in sew I cod prosecute tis trial. He sad I was the best man 4 tis job. It's prefect timing ass well, sins I was in the mood 4 a trial, sins I was just hleping defeet Jack The Raper bak in London." ans Canadian Judge nodded, "I red aboot that yesterday. It was breaking teh hedlines al other teh world, evan in countries tat din't haf hedlines." ten he banged the hammer. "May the prosecution giv an open statement?"
"With pleasure." Layton dededeclared, "Sew, it beginned wif the murder off Lana Sky, witch was beleved 2 b dun by Gaspen Payne. Later, it was revelled tat Gaspen Payne was an imposter, ans was unmasked by Klavar Gavin, ass CJ Fortune. He oslo steeled a lorry from a jewelry shop, ans is beleved 2 haf drived recklessly wif it. It is oslo belived tat he was gong 2 illegally enter April May's mansion, butt was arested b4 he cod dew sew. Lastly, he harassed Winston Pain will weering his disguise. He evan forged fingerprince on2 the disguise, ans forging evidance is oslo a crime."
Canadian Judge nodded, "Ok, sew we haf 7 crimes by tis 1 man. Ms. Rose has her work cut owt 4 her. But she seems confidunt." sins Dahluia was smiling, butt it was a fake smile 2 mack Fortune belief in her. Layton ten continued, "Due 2 the scale off tis case, we our gong 2 haf a Labyrintha style mob testimony. We haf 4 witnes 2 tis man's horendous crims." ans the scren faded balck.
Wen it appered, the stand had Klavier, Pearl(Who was Kristoph, remember?), April May, ans King Harkinin. Layton assed, "May our witneses say their name an ocupation?" ans tey replayed, 1 by 1, "I am Klavier Gavin, a prosecuter in tis district.", "I am Pearl, a Pokemon Trainer.", "I am April May, the hed off Blucrop.", "Mah Bois, I am King Harkain, the monach of Hyrule."
Mob Testimoey
-CJ Fortune's crims-
Klaviar sad, "I was hiding in tat man's truck. He was waching peeps be tortured on a TV. It mad me throw up."
Pearl explaned, "I was neer April May's mission, ans I seed tat truck. A TV was hanging form it, ans ten the witnes 2 my left arested hem."
May tlod tem, "I was locking owt teh widow, ans seed his truck cumming up. I was abot 2 cal teh police, butt thankfilly, the 1st witnes getted hem."
The King stated, "I was waching yesterday's trail, ans he jumoed at Winston wil disgised, ans shaved sum dialogue down his throt."
"Wel, tat is are 1st Tesimoney. It defiently says a lot." Layton stated. Canader Judge noded, "Yes, butt we haf a cros-exam 2 due." ans Dahlia noded. She had 2 b careful, sins she had 2 loss, butt she codn't act dum, or it wood be mistrail, ans tey wood get a actul laywer who wood b lick tat Hamond guy, ans mack up sum bs 2 get CJ of the hook.
Mob Examination
-CJ Fortun's crims-
"I was neer April May's mission, ans I seed tat truck. A TV was hanging form it, ans ten the witnes 2 my left arested hem."
HOLD IT!
Dahlia assed hem, "Was their any resi be in tat aria?" ans Peral explaned, "No, I was juts passing threw. Sems 2 hapen wif ever case nowdays." ans Dahlia assed, "Our u cetain?"
OBJECTION!
Layton tlod hem, "The witnes has given his statment. If u wish 2 say sumthin contray, u wil ned evidance." Dahlia thinked if geting a penaly was smrat yet, ans decided 2 go 4 it, "I wil show it." ans Layton decided, "Very wel. Young laddy, wat is ur eviance?"
TAKE THAT!
Dahlia persented the truck, "He seed tis truck, considering teh detale he went in2 it, he muts haf been lcoking 4 it." ans Layton assed, "Ok, ten y was he?" ans Dahlia ideaed, "It belogged 2 hem."
OBJECTION!
Pearl shooted, "I don't haf a diver's licence. I perfer 2 go arund on foot." Layton added, "Besids, it was a Farfetch'd(GEDDIT!) claim 2 make." ans Canadan Judge sad "PENALTY!" ans Dahlia lots 10% off life bar.
"I was locking owt teh widow, ans seed his truck cumming up. I was abot 2 cal teh police, butt thankfilly, the 1st witnes getted hem."
HOLD IT!
Delia assed, "Was there anythin noted abot his tuck." ans she replayed "No, I don't c anythin I cod notice. Only thin unique was he was driving it."
OBJECTION!
Deliah lolled, "Niece try, butt tat is a contraction!" ans she was lick, "Wat!" Dalia explaned, "The otter witnesses sawed a TV in teh truck! Y wood u fale 2 notice tatr?" ans she was lick, "Oh, wel, um, tat was wel... I was moar bothered by teh truck itself. It was in my grden, I was gong 2 cal teh cops becos off tat." Layton shaked his hed, "Wel, if she was moar bothered by the tuck been in her gadren, she din't haf tim 2 lock insid it, sew tis contradition is knot a big issue."
OBJECTION!
Klaver cut in, "No way, Frauline May, tat TV was huge, there was know way 2 miss it." ans Perl added, "Yeh, it tok up haf teh windsheld!"
HOLD IT!
Layton theoryed, "It is quit simple, let us look at tat TV." ans he showed teh truck form front, "Tis is the angle tat Miss May seed it at. Form tis angle, there is no scren visable." ans May added, "Yeh, form tat angle, I had no idea wat it was."
MAH GURAL!
The King added his own thots, "U sad tat there was nothing notable. Evan wifowt teh scren, surly sumthin tat big on teh windsheild wood confuse sum1." Cander Judge banged hammer thin, ans shaked hed, "Mis May, I muts say tat tis is a balent porblem. Wat resin did u haf 2 knot react?" ans she shaked, ans Dahlia cut in, "I had idea! She muts b a sociopath, sew she has no feelings." ans teh cortrom went quite.
OBJECTION!
Layton answered, "Sadly, ur thery is knot correct. We haf sen reactions form Miss May threw tis trial, sew she does haf fellings." ans ten Dahlia got 10% penalty. Klaver commeted, "Can I make a idea?" ans Cander Judge nodded, sew Kleviar ideaed, "I beleve tat tis is a case off hearsay." ans ever1 gasped. Klaver assed, "Frauline May, did u evan c teh truck?" ans May shaked, "Ok, fin, I din't c it!" ans bailifs runned 2 throw her owt.
HOLD IT!
Klaver tlod tem, "Knot yet, shodn't we lern y she din't c it?" ans tey noded ans left her alon. Cander Judge stated, "Add her statement 2 offial testemony ten."
"I din't actully c teh truck, sins I was ataked."
HOLD IT!
Dahlia assed her, "Who ataked u?" ans May breathed deep, "It was tat 2nd witless!" ans ever1 gapsed, ans the crowd went, "Ah yes, yes, yes, yes." so Canadian Judge banged his litle hamer thin, ans declared, "Order, rite now!" ans sum idit was abot 2 make treble pun, butt ever1 blared at hem, sew he stoped. May contuned, "Yes, it was tat Perl dud, ans cum 2 thin off it, teh grill wif hem locked a lot lick u, Miss Rose!"
OBJECTION!
Dahlia lolled, "U rely thin slander wil make tis case any diferent? Ur sew patehtic, it mad me laff." Layton shaked hed, "Miss May, cases in past show tat u haf a anger problem. 4 al we no, u cod juts be reacting 2 tem exposing flaws in ur testimony."
Canader Judge deicded, "Mayb we shod mack moar testimony."
Mob Testimoney
-Pearl Vs May-
Pearl angyed, "Now lock hear, her accusing me is knot funy. If she is sirius, ten she neds 2 sort her temper out."
May argued, "I was certain it was u! Ur blond, juts lick my attacker."
OBJECTION!
Peral striked bak, "Wel, ever1 off the witnes haf blond, sew tey cod haf het u ass wel."
Mya shooted, "Wel, ur kind off thin, witch he isn't!" ponting at The King.
OBKECTION!
Pearl replayed, "Yeh, wel Klaver is a bit thin ass well!"
OBJECTION!
Klaver replayed, "Herr Trainer, I am taler ten u!"
Peral replayed, "If May don't kock it of, ten I wil fine her!"
May angryed, "If u do, ten I wil blakmale u!"
HOLD IT!
The King respinded, "Mah Bois, if u don't stfu, ten u wil scrub all the floors in Hyrule!" sew tey shuted up.
Canader Judge commeted, "Tat was quit a long testiony. Tis wil mack 4 an acton packed cross-examinatin, eh?"
Mob Examaction
-Peril Vs. Mya-
"Wel, ever1 off the witnes haf blond, sew tey cod haf het u ass wel."
HOD IT!
Dahlia assed, "Butt codn't it haf ben any1 who was blonf?" ans Perl respinded, "Mayb. 2 b fare, blond is knot teh bets descirption, sins they're diferent blonds." ans April wnet, "Huh?"
HANG ON!
Deahla assed, "Miss May, u semed 2 react 2 tat diferent blones comet. Is their a resin?" May commeted, "I juts remeber sumthin, it was a specific shed of blond, it was normal blond, lick Perl. Sew it can't b Klaver, sins he has platnum blond, ans The King is blondey brown, sew it wasn't hem ether."
OBEJECTION!
Layton shaked hed, "I beleve tat tis case was 2 find if CJ Fortune was the 1 who killed Lana, steeled a truck, drived recklesly, disguised as Gaspen, illegal enter private propety, forged eviance, ans harassed Winston." he placed hand on desk, ans continued, "Al tat maters is tat Miss May was distructed by a ataker, the witneses can sort thier differances latter."
HOLD IT!
A vocs form the crowd shooted, "Weight, I remeber tat defendant!" ans Oldbag joined the witneses. Laytonwent alon, "Wil tis knew witnes give her nam and ocupatction?" ans she expalned, "I am Wendy Oldbad, ans I am a 3lance security gard." sew Layton nodded, "Ok, and y dew u join tis trial?" ans she explane, "Sumthin abot the defendent semed odd, ans ten I realsed tat I no hem form b4!" sew Cander Judge decided, "Ok, sew plese give ur knowledge on hem."
Mob Titumoy
-Oldbag's Ncounter-
Oldbog expalned, "Ok, sew I meeted tat CJ whipersnaper abot a yeer or 2 ago. He rely crepped me owt wif sum of his talking. His actions oslo distrubed me. I men, he has a 8th crime, witch was aganst me! He tried 2 take me ass a slave! He clamed tat sins I'm a women, I ha man's slave. Stupid sexist whippersnapers deserve the arest. Bsids, slavery was baned wen I was a kid, ans only judges can make peeps slaves now."
Layton noded, "Than u, Miss Oldbag, I am gald tat u steped frowad wen u fond owt. Miss Rose, I wish u luck in teh cros-eximaction." sins he was gentleman, ans wasn't gong 2 b rud 2 his oponant.
Mob Examaction
-Oldhag's Nconter-
"His actions oslo distrubed me."
HOLD IT!
Dahlia assed her, "Wat kind off acins?" ans Oldbig sad, "Wel, there was a lot off tem. Tey rely leaded me 2 show hem y I was known ass Quen Off The Ring in my PE class." ans Fortun shooted, "U f-cking femnazi!" ans Olgbad screemd, "Wat was tat, u litle whipersnaper!?" ans he went, "Oh... i-it was absolutely... nothing, tat is al." ans Oldbag explaned, "2 giv an xample, tehir was tat creey thin he wached on his TV. Had people been tortrued." ans Klaviae went, "Huh?"
HANG ON!
Dahlia sad, "Was tat impotent, Klaver?" ans he sad, "Ja, Farulen Rose. He wactched tat exact thin in teh truck, it was teh resin I throwed up. Evan wors was how he masticated 2 it."
Layton sad, "Yes, tat is exactly wat hapened."
OBJECTION!
Dahlia fake-lolled, "We juts haf ur words, nothin moar." ans Layton replayed, "Actually, I haf moar. I was saving tis 4 wen it becummed relvant." sew Cander Jugde banged teh litle hamer, ans assed, "Ok, sew u dew. Wat is it?"
HAVE A LOOK!
Layton showed a DVD 2 teh cort, "Tis disk was fond in the truck during teh investigating. We locked at teh case, and thier our 2 sets off fingerprince on it. 1st was teh fingerprint form teh Gaspen Pain disguise. The otter set was CJ Fortun's reel prints." ans Layton's theme played.
Canda Judge declared, "Tis knew evideance shos evan moar tat it was Fortune. Rose, ur throy was complete wrongness." ans she got a 20% penalty. Layton continued, "At teh request off teh police, tis DVD can't be showed, sins it has torturing on it, ans it may upset mebers off the cout. Chef Gumshoe has alredy confirmed the contints, ans wrot an affadict. ans he added teh affivict 2 Cort Record.
OBJECTION!
Dahlia sad, "I haf idea 2 chek the DVD!" ans Candea Judge assed, "Ok, will Gumshoe's statments mack tis unessary, we wil heer ur idea." ans if Dahlia wasn't puting up fake ID, she wood had lolled a lot at how she wood soon beet CJ Fortun, "We wil send owt the crowd, ans wach will tey aren't in." ans Canida Judge angryed, "U F-CKING IDIOT! We nether remove the crowd unles we our dong a disbarring, lick we did wen tat Krisotph guy frammed Phenicks." ans Dahlia getted a 40% penaly.
HOLD IT!
A vocs form the crowd smarted, "Tis Fortune guy is diging his own grav, now I wood lick 2 b teh 1 who nales the cofin shut." ans Franiska appered on the witnes stand. Layton assed, "Witnes, cod we haf ur name and profesion?" ans she replayed, "Fraziska von Kamra: Ace Prosecutor. I was prosecuting yestrday's trail actully. Tis is y I fell lick I muts help." ans she ponted at Frotune, "CJ Fortune, u mite haf escapped my wrath yesterday, butt today, u our gong 2 guilty, ans it wil b at my hands."
Mob Tetsmoney
-Franziska's Judgement-
Franzisa staed, "Ok, sew we neerly had hem yestarday, butt ten wen he was fond owt by the reel Gaspen Payne, he runned away."
Klaver added, "I was in tat crowd, sew I persued hem."
Franziska replayed, "Off corse, sins u where the 1 who cached hem in the end."
Pearl commeted, "Yep, ans I seed hem cum owt off the truck wif those handcuffs. A reel hero."
May angryed, "Any1 can slap sum cuffs on a guy!"
Franziska whipped her, "U try handcuffing sum1 who is hostile!"
The King replyaed, "Off corse. Mah Boi wood evan haf treble wif it, ans he has sword."
Franziska ended, "Oslo, we fond the disguise in truck, sew we can prov the fingerpints where form it."
Canadian Judge nodded hed, "Thank u 4 tat. Now we haf definite prove." ans added the digsuge 2 Cort Record. Layton contunued, "Wif tis, I rely dobt any1 else cod had done it. However, a cross-exam may brin knew info up, sew let's allow Ms. Rose 2 dew sew."
Mob Eaxmation
-Franzyka's Judgment-
"Ok, sew we neerly had hem yestarday, butt ten wen he was fond owt by the reel Gaspen Payne, he runned away."
HOLD IT!
Dalhia assed, "What is wif the royal we?" Franska whipped her, "You fool! Sins u take tis trail, u shod no tat Winston Payne, Simon Blakquil, Lana Sky ans Ema Sky where helping me." Layton placed hand on desk, "Off corse, evan I no, ans I was hear on short notice." sew Canadian Judge shooted, "Ms. Rose, quit wasting tis cort's time!" ans gived her a 30% penalty, sew she lost, witch meaned she winned, sins it was her plane.
Canada Judge banged the hamer, "Ok, sew Ms. Rose's life metre is empt, sew she losed, witch mens tat the trial ends. We don't ned 2 continue teh trial anymoar. The proscution case stands, ans the defence faled 2 provid anythin 2 prov otterwise. Sew therefore..."
GUILTY!
Ever1 cheered at teh fat tat the evil dude was beeted. Juts ten, Fortun runed 2 Dahlia, "U f-cking idot! U where meaned 2 forge evidance by ur hand!" ans Dahlia lolled, "U rely thin I wood dew tat? I lied ans clamed tat I wood sew u take me as defence. I wood nether forge evidance." ten the bailifs grabed hem ans taked hem away.
Candian Judge explaned, "Ok, sew I haf a multi-part sentence 4 tis evul man. 1st, he wil be my slave, 6 months under my direct control. 2nd is anotter 6 months off slavery, only tis tim, under teh female judge form Gyakuten Kenji 2." ans Oldbag lolled rely hard at the irony, ten Canada Judge continued, "Atfer tat, we will lock hem up, ans put in2 the army jail, ans he is b sent 2 the electrik chare, ans b put 2 the firing squad at the same tim. 4 all disobeying under slavery, we wil add anoher person 2 the firing squad." ans he banged the litle hamer 1 lats tim, "Cort ajorned."
So ten April May tryed 2 leaf, butt teh bailifs grabed her, shooting, "Ur the necks defedant, ans we haf 2 arrest u 4 torture, posable homophobia, wiretapping, ans disturbing the peace, knot 2 menshun tat tim u drived teh wrong way on 1-Way Stret.". The gren text appered, saying, 'June 15, 11:05 AM, Distruck Cort, Defence Loby No. 6'
Dahlia was in the loby, ten Pearl waked in, ans teh 2 lolled rely hard, lick evan moar ten Dusk did in Avance Wars 3 wen using his Geass. Kristoph commeted, "Dolly, we our the best evil cuple ever." ans she added, "Yes, Krissy, we where sutle, ans manipulating, ans tat mens we are Magnificent Bastards! ans tey went bak 2 Blucorp 2 plan there necks move.
2 b cuntinoed
A/N: Thans 4 redding agan. I thin tis cortrom batle was rely epic, ans I loved teh plot twists I mad in it. I thin I rely writted Dahlia ans Kristoph ass clever ass posbale in tis chapre. I oslo licked dong Layton, ans I thin I getted his gentelman personalty down wel hear. Thanks 2 Barrylawn agan, 4 helping me decide 2 haf Layton prosecute.