Authors Note: Guys, guys, i am one of the happiest person in the world right now. Oh gods! No offense but i'll say it. 'Take that Camilla and Tharja! Hahaha!' *evil laugh* I like all games, i don't hate them, but Lyndis winning against those fanservices is a cost for a celebration. Have an extra chapter.
-Heroes Winners-
"By the way, let me ask something, why am i riding on a horse? I am not against it but, when am i married to Rath?" Lyndis, who was on a horse said, shooting enemies while shoving it on their faces that they can't counter, not literally.
"Apparently the author didn't want Hector x Lyn. But her sister insisted on it, something about, they my OTP, put em together." Roy said burning enemies with his Sealed/Durandal sword hybrid, and throwing fire slashes like a pyromaniac.
"I see, since her sister is super busy now and ignores this fic, she finally gets to have her OTP." Ike nods in understanding and cleaving an enemy with Urvan. And laughs on their faces when the arrows bounces of his iron skin, not literally either.
"I am still confuse, why are we talking in the middle of nowhere killing enemies?" Lucina interjected Aethering enemies on the face, and throwing her shield at one enemy, it rebounded returning to her arm.
"Cause Author-sama is so happy that she doesn't care and just wants to shove it in everyones faces that we won." Lyn deadpanned.
"Well, granted she hates Camilla and Tharja," Ike mulled over.
"She didn't hate them at the start, she only started hating them when it escalated, to much." Roy pointed out.
"Oh yeah, but really, Nintendo giving us homage to our Fathers." They all look at their clothes, yeah, it's basically their Dad's.
"Hey, My Dad doesn't wear it like this."
"But Lyn, we don't know what your Dad looks like." Ike said
Lyn paused at that, "Good point..."
"Again, may i ask, what is the point of this?" Lucina asked, looking at their surrounding, after the fight they were trasported to a stage with banners on top of their heads.
"Yes! Broken units!" the crowd all cheered.
"The heck is happening?" Roy said confuse.
"It's the author...she is always confusing." Ike deadpanned.
Lyn was too busy checking out Murgleis...i mean, Muligar.
The four all sighed and converse. "I don't know why they are making a big deal out of this."
"Ike and Lyn are so broken that it is gross." the said broken look at Lucina. "What, it's true."
"What is the point of this chapter?" they all said at the same time.
"Cause I just want to celebrate!" Drexel appeared and hug the four. "Oh i wish i had all of you...Ike! Why aren't you appearing! I got the other three, where are you?!"
"Blame RNGesus yo! Not my fault!" Ike said, crossing his arms.
"Well i choose Lyn at the free summon!"
"Figures" the other three said.
"Hey! Not my fault, Lyn is my fave, cause she's the closest Ayra i can get, they need to pit her in! And she's a bow, on a horse...i have a fetish for Bowman's on horses."
She said showing her playthrough of FE6 and FE7 (i wish i can play the 3DS fire emblem but alas it's expensive here.) "I always include Plainsman in the Elibe series...cause Plainsman is best units."
"Bias!"
"Okay, i have a fetish for Green haired Myrmidons, or Green haired Bowmans on a horse."
"Bias!"
Before it escalated Mark teleported the four away.
"Thanks for reading this nonesense. Updates will be coming don't worry." Mark deadpanned and exits the stage.
End Note: Yeah, this happened...sorry...not sorry...XP
