"You accuse me with your stare, my love, and indeed I met another beauty on this last mission. I could not restrain myself from caressing his soft, muscular limbs. I am what I am. Lately, my heart has wandered."
"But my master is your greatest threat, you know. His very body rebels at the sight of you. Around you, he weeps shuddering tears, and sneezes uncontrollably . . . Cruel tyrant that he is, he would have me banish you from his manor. But, where you are concerned, I will not be oppressed by his whims. Let us live, my cat, and love . . ."