Life 6

This is a Challenge with Old Enemies

"I can't do this!"

"I wonder what he has in plan for us."

"If Deidara was in my team, there would be so many humiliating things to do! Oh! Freaking I can do this without his help! Maybe…"

"Why do you always talk to Deidara?"

"Huh?"

"…"

"…no, I don't!"

"Never mind"

Sakura put the final addition to the Itachi clown by placing a wig on him. "Can't you smile and give out balloons?"

"Smiling. No. Balloons. Yes."

Sakura had a frown on her face. "We're just going to scream. Are we?"

The Mall

Sakura and the Akatsuki went to the mall. Deidara handed out suitcases. "We're totally going to win. Yeah" Sakura glared at Deidara. The remaining Akatsuki members randomly went into their favorite food stalls and started ordering food. Even though there were huge lines, everyone stepped aside for them. Even the clerks gave them free food. They all went into the same table and started eating and talking at the same time. Food was spit as they laughed. Sakura just kept glaring. "They're mocking us. Come on! Let's show them!" Itachi was practically dragged on the floor as he looked longingly at the food stalls. It was still lunchtime and the two of them hadn't touched a single parcel of food.

Sakura was the one that dressed up like a clown. Their stomachs growled. "I'm hungry."

"Me too"

Deidara passed by them. He looked at their suitcase. It had a dollar in it. "Not much. Yeah. You're going to lose big time. Yeah"

She gave up. It was no use. She walked around. Zetsu was cooking Kisame and saying how delicious he was. One side kept saying sushi and the other was drooling so much. It didn't even look like Zetsu and Kisame were trying to be funny. But it did retarded so that won some laughs. Kakuzu was actually on a stage. He was just talking. When she went closer, she heard what he was talking about. He was totally spilling out all Akatsuki embarrassing moments. Aw, why didn't I think of that? Hidan was replacing cuss words with sweets. "Fudge you! You're a piece of sugar and that cake of yours is also sugar. Fudge you!" Sasori was acting like Pinocchio. Eh, who am I missing?

Where's Tobi and Deidara? She looked everywhere but couldn't find them.

"OMG!!!!!!!!! IT'S SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Really are you sure? Because that girl looks stupid and Sakura is supposed to be mental."

Sakura turned around and went after them. "I'll kill you Kiba!" While she was chasing him, she passed by a large crowd. It covered up the width of the mall that Sakura couldn't breathe when she passed them. If she wasn't so obsessed of killing Kiba, she would notice something very interesting. The crowd was looking at something so humiliating.

It costs five dollars for a look and ten for a picture.

Sticks and Stones Café

Sakura took a sip at her jasmine tea. She was sitting with the three people she hated second. The first is Deidara. Neji had ordered a mini raspberry cake. Kiba ordered a muffin. Shikamaru said it was too troublesome. They snickered. "What?"

"Clown face"

"Did I hear you right?"

"Yep! Clown face!"

"Why are you dressed like a retarded clown that has no life as has just took up as a hobo?"

"Why are you here and why have you become homeless?"

Sakura took another sip of her tea. I can calm down.

"Why do you have a temper? That's going to give you high blood pressure and that leaves you to die early. Don't worry. I'm going to your funeral to pour maple syrup all over your dead body."

Calm down

RING!!!!

"What the hell was that?"

The speaker roared out the voice that sounded the most familiar to her. "Attention Akatsuki members and the very dumb Sakura! Yeah. You must reach the entrance of the mall in one minute or you suitcase doesn't count. Yeah"

Sakura ran as fast as she could. She totally forgot that she had handcuffed the suitcase onto her wrist. The crowd was still filled. So she screamed and they easily let her out.

"5…4…3…2…o"

"Here!" She was cramping all over the place.

Akatsuki Hideout

Deidara unlocked all the suitcases. Sakura and Itachi had a dollar.

Hidan earned five bucks.

Zetsu and Kisame earned ten bucks.

Kakuzu and Sasori tied together with a total of a hundred bucks.

Deidara and Tobi, on the other hand, had three thousand dollars.

Sakura gasped. "How did you earn that much?"

Tobi grinned under his mask. "Little Bo Peep and her infamous guard and protector, TOBI!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone broke out laughing. Everyone except Deidara. "I didn't know you had that in you!"

"I didn't. Yeah" Deidara growled.

Lclsurfer: Little Bo Peep! Ha! I just had to do that! Poor Deidara……..I want to make fun of him more! It's so fun! ;p I just want to get this out of my system. Kill Kevin! Kill Chris! Especially Chris! The other guy, no problem with!