*Funeral Music Plays*
Skylark: Dearly beloved, We are gathred here today to witness the...
Skyler: This isn't a wedding. Just get on with it.
Skylark: Fine. Sheesh. So unfortunately this is gonna be the last chapter of 'Tsuna's Advice Corner.' I really want to start a new fic but everytime I start writing I suddenly remember this fic.
Skylark: So for old time's sake...
All: SKYLARKOFTHEMOON DOESN'T OWN KHR JUST HER OC'S.
Skyler: I just remembered. You're cancelling this fic berfore Hibari even becomes a guest.
Skylark: *already left*
Tsuna: So Skylark just called me to say this will be the last session of Tsuna's Advice Corner so I 'll do my best. But to make things special here with me for this session is Skylark, Skyler and Whitney!
Skylark: HI!
Whitney: HELLO THERE!
Skyler: *nods*
Skylark: Nobody can see you nod. We're on the radio. Say something.
Skyler: Something.
Whitney: I think she meant you should greet the Namimori citizens.
Skyler: Gokudera has anger issues and a hair problem, Yamamoto should stop taking Mafia as a joke, Ryohei is noisy, Lambo's a cry-baby, Mukuro is a saidistic pervert, Chrome will never get Hibari and Hibari is Bad ass and hot.
Whitney:...
Skylark:...
Tsuna: Do-not-diss-my-guardians!
Skyler: Watcha gonna do about it?
Skylark: He won't I will. Ever heard of 'Fanfiction Authoress Power.'
Skyler: Gokudera is very loyal, Yamamoto has a nice smile, Ryohei is very energetic, Lambo is cute, Mukuro is...something, Chrome is nice and Hibari is Bad ass and hot.
Skylark: Works everytime.
Tsuna: First letter.
Name: Jennifer
Gender: fem
Problem:
Ah well you see this year im going to be in junior year.
And my crush is now in senior year.
He loves anime too especially KHR,whenever i post a status at facebook bout khr,he always like it.
And im so crazy wondering if he have a bit infatuation kyaa? .
What should i do,he will graduate next year
Thanks. =
Tsuna: Well when I like someone (Kyoko) usually I would try to get to know him and try to make friends with him. You need to have patience when you're going to do this. Because you should develop your friendship and see where it goes. If you lose your feelings for him then you can always stay friends if you still like him you should confess your feelings. Either way you still need patience.
Skylark: I agree with Tsuna.
Whitney: Me too.
Skyler: I wonder if I can do that with Hibari.
Skylark: I wonder if Hibari's listening right now.
Skyler: Shutting up.
Name: ShyTyrant
Gender: Female
Problem:
What's up Tsu-kun and the gang~?
I've been label as the most problematic girl in my school. I love to fight, when I'm mad I'll vandalize the school properties, bully teachers... Well you know the rest. But recently, I-I've begin to fall for my bestfriend since elementary school... He's the exact opposite of me. He's kind, helpful, patient and generous. He's the one and only person that is willing to be my friend. What should I do to confess my feelings to him? Should I change for him? It's so arduous when violence can't solve your problem~
Love,
ShyTyrant
Skylark: The ceiling is up. Hahahahaha. Get it.
Whitney: Hahahaha
Skyler: Nice one.
Tsuna: I don't get it.
Skyler: Just laugh. It's good for her self-esteem.
Tsuna: Hehehehe
Mukuro: Kufufufu.
Tsuna: MUKURO? What are you doing here?
Mukuro: Reborn called. He said it's your last session and I'm not about to lose my final chance to be in your show Tsunayoshi-kun. I'll just do this one problem.
Tsuna: O-Okay.
Mukuro: If he's really your friend then he'll accept you for who you are. In fact one of the reasons he probably became your friend is because of your personality so don't change. Just like what I'm doing with Kyoya.
Tsuna: The hell Mukuro.
Skyler: STAY AWAY FROM HIBARI!
Mukuro: If it's a fight for Kyoya you want it's a fight for Kyoya you'l-
* Skyler and Mukuro freezes*
Skylark: GO FANFICTION AUTHORESS POWER!
Tsuna: If you do plan on confessing to him here are some tips. If your friend is going through stress like a big game, a test or a death of a relative it's best to let it pass before confessing.
Skylark: Don't use 'love' just yet. It's a influential word and you might scare him off. Go with something like 'I'm beggining to like you as more than a friend.'
Whitney: Don't just say it in the middle of a conbersation. Plan on where and when you can be alone with them. That way nobody can interrupt you. In case he doesn't like you back at least you'll know that you tried and actually got results instead of hiding and never knowing what could have been. If it hurts too much to be with him take some time to sort things out you might be friends again soon but do what's best for you.
Ryohei: EXTREME SO THIS IS WHAT A STUDIO LOOKS LIKE!
Tsuna: Big Brother?
Ryohei: Why is Rokudo and a girl frozen?
Skylark: Oh yeah. Whitney, can you just transport them to the Private Battle Arena next door?
Ryohei: There's a battle arena next door? EXTREME! I SHO-
Whitney: Actually you have to give advice first then-
Ryohei: Then I can go to the arena. LET'S EXTREMELY DO IT!
Thanks for the advice. Me and my friend very use you're advice. it really help us a lot.
Ok, i have a problem again.
Now i stress coz my brother caught by police coz him had a drugs on his car. What should i do to cheer up my parents? My mom always cry everyday and my dad he so upset and always mad to other. Please, i need help.
Skylark: That is a problem. Well try listening to your parents and see what you have to do how to make them feel better. That's what I always do when my parents are down.
Tsuna: My mom tells me if someone is upset you should hug them because hugs are known to release endorphins.
Skylark: What's an endorwatchamacallit?
Tsuna: I don't know.
Whitney: When I'm upset I usually take a nap because when I wake up it feels like a fresh start.
Ryohei: EXERCISE TO THE EXTREME! Physical activities are known to perk up moods. Some studies say that exercising is like an anti-depression medicine.
Skylark: Wow. Who knew he had a brain under that thick head? I'm starting to sound like Skyler. Speak of the she-devil Whitney?
Whitney: *transports Mukuro, Skyler and Ryohei*
*sounds of "KYOYA IS MINE" and "EXTREME" comes from next door*
Tsuna: Alright who's coming next?
Skylark: What do you mean?
Tsuna: First Mukuro, then Ryohei who's next? Hibari!
Hibari: Herbivore.
Tsuna: HIEEEEEEEE! *faints from shock*
Hibari: Give me a good reason why I'm here before I bite you to death.
Skylark: You have to give advice for the next problem.
Hibari: Why should I do that?
Skylark: Because Mukuro, Ryohei and one of your strongest fangirls are next door in an arena and we have the power to traansport you there without wasting your energy in the long walk to get there and beating up the security personel.
Hibari: Hn. Proceed.
Thank you Bianchi-san and Tsuna-san for giving me advice! Well here's my next problem.
You see, I have a short fuse. especially towards guys. So one day, they played a prank on me and I snapped. I kicked and beat the bastards to death. Well, somehow after that incident they dubbed me as " Goddess of Destruction" and the leader of the group is now somewhat is acting perverted that i had no choice but to beat him again and again. other boys are now starting to lose trust in me. but i simply view it as self-defense. what to do?
Name: Juuri
Gender: Female
Hibari: " Goddess of Destruction" huh? Wanna battle sometimes?
Whitney: If Skyler was here he'll probably rampage due to jealousy.
Skylark: She's already rampaging in jealousy next door.
Next Door
Skyler: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PINEAPPLE-HEADED PUNK?
Hibari: For one thing I only fight when it is absolutely necessary. I weigh my options to see what do I get if I choose to fight or what do I get when I don't fight. So basically it's just base on how rational you are and if you make the right choices. And work on your temper. Try meditation. It 'kinda' works for me.
Skylark: Who knew he gives good advice? No wonder Skyler likes him.
Hibari: I've done my part no-
Skylark: Alright, alright Whitney?
Whitney: *transports Hibari*
Next Door
Skyler: H-Hibari.
Mukuro: Kufufu
Ryohei: EXTREME!
Hibari: I'll bite you all to death.
Skyler: KYAAAAA! HE SAID HIS CATCH PHRASE! Must-video-tape.* goes closer*
Skylark: Now that's a fangirl.
* A minute later doors slam open*
Mukuro, Ryohei, Skyler and Hibari walks in and sits down in chairs Skyler conjured up.
Skylark: How was the battle?
Skyler and Hibari: *blushing*
Mukuro: *depressing aura*
Ryohei: *smiling* WHO KNEW HIBARI HAD TO GUTS TO KI-
*Ryohei gets hit by tonfas and black thunder*
Skyler: *pulls Skylark and Whitney aside*
Skyler: Best radio show ever.
Skylark: You didn't.
Skyler: *nods happily*
Whitney: Congrats cous.
Hibari: Oi SKYLER! Let's battle again sometimes. *smirks and leaves*
Skyler: *faints from happiness*
Ryohei: I have to go now. Kyoko is expecting me. Oh and thank the girl for the nice battle for me. * thumbs-up and leaves*
Whitney: Let's go.
Skylark: Yeah. But who's gonna carry-
*Skyler floats*
Skylark: Right telekinisis.
* Three of them leaves*
Tsuna: *wakes up* What happened?
Mukuro: KYOYA REJECTED ME AND KISSED THE GIRL THAT BEAT ME UP! *sobs*
Tsuna: *sweatdrops* I'm just gonna go now. *stands up and opens the door well tries to open the door*
Tsuna: I'm locked in with Mukuro?
Mukuro: Tsunayoshi-kun. Ryohei said that to cheer someone up you need to give him a hug. *opens arms*
Tsuna: Why did Reborn have to bring me into this?
Reborn: *sneezes*
Skyler: *staring up dreamily* Hibari kissed me.
Skylark: Looks like Hibari tamed our Skyler.
Whitney: It would probably wear off in a few days.
3 days later...
Skyler: Why-did-you-eat-my-chili? *dark thunder appears in hands*
Whitney: Told ya so.
Skylark: *burps*
Whitney: You have chili br-RUN!
Skylark: No need to tell me twice.
And that's the end of 'Tsuna's Advice Corner.' I can't believe I managed to squeeze in the rest of the Guardians. Except for Lambo and Chrome. I can't find problems suited to be answered by Chrome and Lambo will probably spout out nonsense instead of actual advice. Gokudera and Yamamoto already appeared. Ciao. And goodbye...for now.
~SkylarkOfTheMoon