Ouran Basket

ChipsAhoyPup

A/N "I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hung over. I love you forever... forever is over." ~Love Drunk by Boys Like Girls.

Disclaimer: Do not own.

The Next Day:

Everyone was curious to why Hikaru wouldn't wake up. Except for Tamaki and Kaoru, of course.

Tamaki sulked in the corner while Kaoru tried to make an excuse for why Hikaru was hurt. (He didn't want to blame Tamaki, which was pretty rare.)

"So... you were outside... and something hit him in the head," Yuki said in confusion.

"What would hit him in the head?" Kyo grumbled.

"Anything could've fell on his head, right?" Haruhi suggested. "Did you see what hit him?"

"No," Kaoru sighed. "I was too worried about him to pay attention to what hit him in the head."

"Terrorist attack," Hunny shouted, giggling.

"Terrorists in Japan?" Tohru looked scared.

"No," Mori muttered.

Before they could continue their conversation, Haruhi's stomach growled. She sweatdropped. Tohru's eyes widened and she started to frantically apologize as she scampered into the kitchen.

"I want to meet the bunny," Hunny suddenly burst out.

"Hmm... we could invite him over for breakfast," Shigure suggested. Hunny started cheering and bouncing around. Shigure went to call Momiji and invite him to breakfast.

Kyo groaned in annoyance and plopped grumpily onto the couch. Yuki rolled his eyes. He went to check on Tohru, who was currently fixing breakfast for the large group. "Honda-san, Momiji-kun's coming over for breakfast too," His voice was heard.

Tamaki continued his sulking.

Haruhi stared at Kaoru, who was staring sadly down at Hikaru.

Hunny was practically bouncing off the walls with Mori watching him closely.

Shigure came back into the room. "Momiji should be here in about--"

Suddenly the door burst open and a small, hyper blonde-haired kid bounced in. "--now," Shigure finished lamely.

"Hi, random people that I don't know!" Momiji squeaked, bouncing up and down while waving hi to everyone.

"...Woah..." The Host Club's eyes all widened at the simularities of Hunny and Momiji.

Hunny ran up to Momiji. "You're the bunny... right?" He gasped, holding up his Bun-Bun just in case Momiji had no idea what a bunny was.
"Why, yes I am." Momiji said with a bravado. "Want to see?"

"Yes!" Hunny and Momiji both bounced into the kitchen. Everyone followed out of pure curiousity.

"Tohru-chan!" Momiji squealed, pouncing on Tohru and hugging her tightly. Poof! A yellow bunny was on poor, freaked-out Tohru's shoulder.

"H-h-hi, M-M-Momiji-k-kun..." She whispered, shakily picking the bunny up and putting him on the ground. Momiji's ears pricked in excitement and he glanced up at Hunny, then jumped on the boy's shoulder.

"The bunny likes me," Hunny said proudly, showing Momiji off to the others. He held out his hand and Momiji cautiously hopped onto it. The bunny's tail wagged slowly and Hunny squealed happily, holding the bunny close to his chest. "Kyaaa, so cute!"

"Uh... he's gonna turn back soon..." But before Hunny could heed Yuki's warning, there was another puff of smoke and the bunny was now a naked human boy. Everyone turned away and Momiji collected his clothes, shoving them on.

"Kay, I'm covered," He said when he finished putting his clothes on. Everyone sweatdropped as they turned back to the clothed zodiac rabbit. Hunny stood next to him, and Hikaru and Kaoru (Hikaru had regained his conciousness during the whole Momiji scene) both started laughing.

"You two could pass off as twins!" The twins exclaimed.

"Really?" Gasped Momiji and Hunny at the same time. They looked at each other in synchronization.

This caused the twins to laugh harder.

"Yay, we're twins!" Momiji and Hunny both shouted, looking extremley happy.

"I guess this means he's staying too," Sighed Shigure.

"Breakfast," Tohru shouted, putting some pots and plates and stuff on the kotatsu.

Tamaki seemed to cheer up. Somehow, the whole group managed to sit around the kotatsu*. (Although most of them were squished and uncomfortable.)

This was the order of seating: Hunny, Momiji, Kyo, Tohru, Yuki, Shigure, Tamaki, Haruhi, Hikaru, Kaoru, Kyoya, Mori.

It was obvious that there would be some problems, mainly because of the seating arrangements, but so far, the only sound heard was the clinking of silverware and the sound of people gobbling down food.

"This is really good, Tohru-chan," Momiji squeaked, turning to look at Tohru. Unfortunatly, while he'd been complimenting her cooking, his mouth had been full. And he splattered the person next to him with chewed-up breakfast food: Kyo.

Everyone but Momiji could see how angry Kyo was getting and shrunk back. Momiji, however, was oblivious, as always.

"You little--" Kyo started to snap at Momiji, but Yuki smoothly dodged Tohru's legs and kicked Kyo's legs. Kyo hissed in pain and shot a glare at Yuki, knowing that the "damn rat" had been the one to create a black-and-blue bruise on his leg.

"Don't ruin the meal that Honda-san so graciously made for us, baka neko," Yuki said coolly, while his eyes stared Kyo down icily.

Kyo grumbled under his breath while he glared down at his breakfast, as if it was the tamagoyaki's** fault that his leg was badly bruised.

The rest of breakfast was followed with an awkward silence and multiple nervous glances at the pissed-off orange-haired teenager.

A/N Hey, guys, I updated even faster this time, I think! I'm using lots of Japanese honorifics and stuff in this fanfic. If you see *s that means that there will be an explanation about that at the last author note.

*Kotatsu - A low table that Japanese people use to eat. I haven't done much research on it... apparently, from what I've read in Ouran, they only use them in winter, but in Fruits Basket, they always have a kotatsu, so I guess it depends on how you look at it.

**Tamagoyaki - A rolled omelet, usually eaten as a side dish at a traditional Japanese breakfast.

I did research for the tamagoyaki, since I had no idea what was usually eaten at a Japanese home. But then again, I do research for all of my fanfics. I'm a nerd.

Lulu Halulu ~ We're just lucky that Hikaru and Kaoru had no chance to play their little prank. I wonder what they were going to do in the first place...

Yuki-Neechan ~ Yeah, poor Hikaru... getting hit in the head with a baseball bat is rough. And, I tried to read your fanfic, but I have no idea what Inuyasha is about. I'm sorry! But you're a really good writer. Keep on writing; you'll get better. And as long as you like your writing, that's all that matters! (Although, I don't believe in this... I'm pessemistic.)