Detective Conan AU Curacao
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"Everyone this is Kireina-san. She'll be joining us from now on but she won't be bothering any of you. She just here for her job. Kireina-san if it's alright with you I'll let the children ask you a few questions before the start of class." Kobayashi-sensei said looking at the silver haired woman next to her who bowed politely. Kireina's eyes crinkled as she smiled brightly at the class when she rose from her bow.
She was wearing her usual waitress like outfit but she had traded out the black for light blue. Of course the only reason she was allowed to follow Conan even to school was because the FBI and local police had alerted the school faculty and staff that she was a personal bodyguard for a high profile target. Which was technically true and even Kobayashi-sensei admitted that Conan should have had someone protecting him for a while now.
"It's perfectly fine with me. Ask me anything you like kids. My name is Kokoro Kireina but you can simply call me Kireina-nee-san." Kireina said looking at the kids in the classroom who looked intrigued by her.
"Is your hair really silver?" One boy asked curiously.
"Yes it is, I was born with silver hair." Kireina said without hesitation, she had been expecting that question.
"What's your job?" A girl from the middle row near Ai-chan and Ayumi-chan asked raising her hand.
"Well…I guess you can consider me a guardian. But I can't say too much about it. It's a secret." Kireina said holding a finger over her lips with a grin.
"What's your favorite color?" One girl yelled out.
"Well I have five favorites. Red, blue, green, orange, and white. See?" Kireina asked pulling her ponytail around to show them the dyed tips of her hair. A few kids looked amazed at the colors in her hair as she dropped the ponytail so that it rested on her shoulder where they could see the colors.
"You all can ask her more at break time. Let's get started on class now." Kobayashi-sensei said clapping her hands and causing Kireina to nod and move towards the back of the classroom.
"How old are you nee-san?" One boy tactlessly asked as she moved past him.
"It's rude to ask a woman her age." Kireina said wagging a finger at him but not looking upset.
"Ne Conan-kun. How old do you think Kireina-nee-san is? She doesn't look much older than Kobayashi-sensei." The boy then turned and looked at Conan who barely batted an eye.
"I doubt if she's as old as Kobayashi-sensei. Kobayashi-sensei went through years of college and training to become a teacher after all. Kireina-nee can't be any older than twenty five or so and Kobayashi-sensei is older than that." Conan said barely paying attentiom and causing Kobayashi-sensei's eyebrow to twitch.
"That's not nice!" Kobayashi-sensei scolded as she turned around, throwing a marker at Conan. Conan's eyes widened and he began to duck on reflex but the marker never hit him or the person behind him.
"I wouldn't try that again if I was you." Kireina had, in the span of less than two seconds, jumped clear over the desk separating her from Conan's aisle and caught the marker in mid-air without even wrinkling her shirt or ruffling her skirt in the process.
"Sensei." Kireina's words were cold and her eyes colder as she stared at the teacher who looked just as shocked as the students did.
"What you just did wasn't very nice either, sensei, and it would be a very bad idea to do it again." Kireina said throwing the marker lightly so that it landed on the desk and rolled to a stop just before it could fall off.
"Are you okay, Conan-kun?" Kireina asked her dark and scary look turning into a smile in an instant.
"Y-Yeah. Thanks, Kireina-san." Conan said looking surprised by her actions as well.
"Mou. I've already told you fifty times. If you won't call me Kireina-kaa-san, then at least call me nee-chan!" Kireina said pouting at Conan who sweatdropped.
"You sure seem to like being called nee-san or kaa-san." Conan said with a sigh and making Kireina smile although it was tinged with sadness and her eyes were sad as well, something Conan noticed while Ai winced. She knew why Curacao loved children so much. She had learned of it when she had to run bloodwork on the woman once a little before she was labeled a traitor to find out which poison had been used on the silver haired woman.
Although she hadn't been aware that it was Curacao at the time, she had just thought it was some random low level agent.
"Now be good and don't make the sensei mad. I might get in trouble if she tries another stunt like that." Kireina said patting Conan's head and moving towards the back of the room again.
"Kireina-nee is scary." One by murmured making the others nod dumbly. They had never seen someone go from murderous to happy that fast, even the rest of the Detective Boys were a bit startled.
"Hey Conan-kun? Why does nee-san want you to call her kaa-san?" Ayumi asked looking confused at this and making Conan sigh.
"She really likes kids, besides she's living with me at the Detective Agency. Apparently she thought that a drunk like Uncle wasn't a good influence and Ran-nee couldn't do it on her own. She's a bit scared of my godmother but I think she's still considering adopting me." Conan said not really blaming her for not considering Kogoro a good influence or being scared of Vermouth. His 'second mother' as his mother calls Vermouth, could be scary when she wanted to be.
Ai raised an eyebrow at him. His godmother could scare a hardened BO member? Well former member now but the point still stands.
"Your godmother? Why don't you live with her if you can't live with your parents?" Mitsuhiko asked and everyone in class was hanging on Conan's words, he almost never spoke about his family after all. Even Kobayashi-sensei had stopped writing on the board when Conan mentioned his godmother.
After all her boyfriend Shiratori had mentioned a few of the police officers 'theories' about Conan-kun's parents or background. If they turned out to be true… well… most of the first division seemed to consider Conan-kun one of their own, and no one hurt a cop and got away with it in this district. Past or present.
"Kaa-san's an actress so she flies all over the world a lot. She wanted me to have a somewhat stable childhood which is why I stay with Ran-nee-chan. Although Kaa-san does drop by sometimes, mostly just to mess with me." Conan said without thinking about it as he filled out the page in his workbook without even paying attention to the questions. This was all kid stuff he could do in his sleep after all.
"But we were talking about your godmother not your mom." Genta pointed out making Conan blink and then blush a bit and look sheepish as he glanced up at them.
"Sorry. My godmother was there when I was born and visited a lot when I lived with my parents and my mom called her my 'second mother' and my dad would joke and say that I was lucky for having two mothers so I just have been calling her kaa-san since I could talk. It's a habit and she doesn't help by calling me her sochi all the time." Conan said sheepishly as he scratched the back of his head.
"Eh but why would your godmother scare Kireina-nee?" Ayumi asked looking confused and making Conan snort a bit.
"My godmother is very protective of me and possessive since she considers me the only child she'll ever have and she has a lot of enemies or people who would hurt me to get to her. She wanted to make sure Kireina-san…er Kireina-nee-san knew exactly who she was dealing with when Kireina-nee moved in with us. She may have went a little overboard." Conan said making Kireina give him a flat look.
"She snuck into the hospital disguised as a nurse, came into my room, and held a gun against my head as she mentioned what she would do to me if I ever scratched a hair on your head… while you were in my lap. You call that a 'little' overboard?" Kireina asked raising an eyebrow at Conan who shrugged as everyone stared at the two in disbelief.
"The gun wasn't loaded and besides. That's not as bad as what she did to my first babysitter. Poor girl quit ten seconds after kaa-san finished threatening her. Okaa-san thought it was hilarious but Otou-san wasn't too happy with her." Conan said shrugging unbothered while the kids around him were pale and Kobayashi-sensei was gaping in disbelief wide eyed.
"Because she scared off the babysitter?" Ai asked raising an eyebrow seemingly amused with the whole thing.
"Because she kidnapped me for a week afterwards and took me with her to Vegas. By the time I came back home she had taught me how to hotwire a car, break a grown man's foot in no less than five places, and cheat a casino out of its money without getting caught." Conan said completely deadpanned causing Kireina to open her mouth for a moment in disbelief before she slowly closed her mouth.
"Normally I wouldn't believe a story like that but I know your godmother. That sounds exactly like something she would do just for laughs or possibly bragging rights." Kireina admitted making Conan shrug.
"You get used to it. Between her and Okaa-san things were never boring at least." Conan said bored utterly as he finished the entire workbook without realizing it.
"Things can get boring around you?" Ai asked as if in wonder at the mere thought of it.
"Considering how bored I am now, I'd say so." Conan said giving her a glare.
That was about the time when the door to the classroom was kicked open. All the normal children screamed at the sight of the large scarred man with the gun in his hand, Conan just put his head into his hands.
"You were saying?" Ai asked as she flipped a page in her magazine, although she was smirking a bit.
"You are so in detention Edogawa-kun." Kobayashi-sensei said giving the boy an unimpressed look even as she ushered the kids further away from the door, keeping a scared eye on the gunman.
"Fuck me." Conan groaned under his breath as he didn't even bother moving from his seat. He was too used to this shit and did not have enough coffee this morning to deal with it.
Ai just gave no fucks about it as she kept reading her magazine while the gunman was puzzled over the two strange unafraid kids.
After all this idiot just barged into a classroom full of kids with a gun in broad daylight and that wasn't even the worst part. No, not at all. The worst part?
He did this not just in front of Curacao… but also when she was in the same fucking room as him. They might have to 'investigate' his murder later as Kireina's face turned into that of a bloodthirsty Curacao.
He should know not to fuck with mama bears, or their cubs.