Still don't own. I'll let you know when I do.

"No wonder she is trying so hard to lose weight…" Temari muttered as she dropped Ino by her front door. It had been a couple hours for them to walk back to Ino's, debating which house was hers and Temari having to take rests and complaining why she had to carry her and not the big strong man. Of course, then Shikamaru would ask her if she was weak, and she would say hell no, and end up carrying Ino again. Ino was out for hours.

"How hard did you hit her with that thing?" Shikamaru playfully asked.

"Hard enough!" Temari replied.

The second that Ino hit the ground though, she groaned.

"Uh-oh… Let's get out of here before she wakes up!" Temari giggled, taking Shikamaru by his hand.

"Where are we going to go though?" Shikamaru asked, being willingly led by Temari, his hand lingering on hers.

"Uh… the meadow!" Temari suggested, and they both ran as quickly away from Ino as they could. As soon as they stopped, both of them laughed. They laughed harder and harder until they felt light and carefree. Then Shikamaru wrapped his arms around Temari and planted a kiss lightly on her lips. They both stayed in the embrace, enjoying every moment they had together, enjoying just being together.

Suddenly, a high pitched scream reached their ears. "YOU!" Ino cried out. She was pointing at Temari. She let out a battle cry, and lunged for Temari, who was still being held by Shikamaru. Temari simply waited for Ino to get closer and then pulled herself and Shikamaru down to the ground. Ino flew straight over them and smashed her face into a tree. There was a loud CRACK! as the tree began to fall over from the force of the blow inflicted by Ino's face.

Temari and Shikamaru thought that Ino was out again, so they walked over to her, ready to bring her back to her home once more. But, Ino got up and turned around. Both froze as they saw the rage and fury in Ino's eyes. They were bloodshot, but in a moment they relaxed, and took on a confused expression.

"WHERE DID YOU GO? YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!" Ino shouted. Shikamaru and Temari remained frozen, but exchanged glances. Then Ino stomped off in between them towards the woods.

"You think she's gone?" Temari whispered.

"Yeah, for now anyway," Shikamaru replied.

"That was very strange… why did she ask where we had gone? We were standing right in front of her!" Temari exclaimed.

Shikamaru didn't reply, but instead stood with a thoughtful look on his face. "Maybe… I've heard that a slut's sight is based on movement… It would make sense, I mean look at what she wears! But I thought this idea was outrageous. Now I know… its not!"

"That… actually… makes sense!" Temari tried to resist laughing, but she couldn't help but let out a couple soft giggles. Then Shikamaru joined her and she couldn't help but laugh harder. "That… (laugh) is… (laugh) so… (laugh) HILARIOUS!" Temari and Shikamaru burst out laughing. Temari ended up clutching her sides and rolling on the ground laughing. It wasn't long before she grabbed his hand and pulled him down with her to roll around on the soft grass.

Both were blissfully happy, Temari because Ino wasn't going to bother them for a while, and Shikamaru because Temari was smiling, which she didn't do much of. Her smile was probably the main thing that kept him with such a troublesome woman.

Hope you enjoyed my latest chapter! Some major ShikaTema here. Oh, and the slut's vision thing was not my idea. My friend asked me to write it. So I did!

Next chapter is back to the Sasuke and Sakura situation. Hope Sasuke is all right!

Oh, and please give me some reviews!

And now I only have about 21 other chapters to type! (Ths story is 58 pgs handwritten… O.O )