Me: Alright I know that I said it would be a while before this came out because I need to study, but if I see one more damn chemistry question I am going to scream. So as a break I wrote a chapter. It's not very long but it was a distraction from electron configuration so deal with it.

Mims: HOMEWORK!!! STUDY!!!!

Me: I will if you shut the hell up!

Mims: Someone's a little testy.

Me: You would be too if you were the one studying this crap. Why did I have to pick food science as my major? It has a crapload of chemistry in it. Here's the acknowledgement before I start to curse existence again.

Lyra Su I'm so happy you found my rush lemon hot.

LioraScarlette Don't over heat now and thanks for saying it was hot as well.

WGreyB Yay! You liked my chapter!

If I forgot anyone I'm sorry, I'm kind of trying to finish this quickly so I can study the cursed chemistry once again.

Mims: You really are an idiot. You sign up for a science major then complain about it.

Me: I will hurt you if you don't leave me alone! Now here's the basics:

Disclaimer: I own a laptop, a stupid chemistry book, and pretty much nothing else.

Warning: lots o' cursing in this chapter, a strip club, and a slightly OOC Zexion.

Pairings: Axel x Roxas, Zexion x Demyx

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Roxas stared at the redhead before him with a slightly open mouth. The pair had finally made it out of there room to eat, Roxas was just tired of room service but he had given some excuse about needing a break from certain activities… Knowing that Axel had not wanted to leave the comfort of their bed Roxas had forfeited the right to choose where they went. And what had the redhead chosen? A freaking strip club, and not a nice one, oh no, he had actually spent an hour looking for the seediest one in town.

"You have got to be kidding me." Roxas said once he finally regained the ability to speak.

"What?" Axel batted his eyelashes innocently.

"What do you mean what? It's a strip club! I'm not going in there, I'll get herpes."

"You don't get herpes from going into a building." Axel smiled at the flustered blond, this was working out perfectly.

"You do if you go into that building." Roxas pointed at the club, the sign declaring 'Naked Chicks!' actually falling off as he spoke, "I will at least get some kind of disease and I'm not about to go to Vexen for treatment. He'll try to make me drink his experimental potions again!"

"Well… we could always go back to the room."

"Or I could just go and eat without you." Roxas turned and started to walk away mentally counting down, three, two, one…

"Roxy, don't leave me here, I'll get some weird STD by standing near this hell hole."

"I thought that you couldn't get them from a building, besides you wanted to eat there." Axel had caught up to the blond by now.

"Only if it was with you, I wanted to take your innocence away and introduce you to the female body."

"Axel, I'm far from innocent thanks to you. Besides I've already seen a naked girl, it's not an experience that I want to repeat."

"When did you see a naked girl?!" Axel stopped dead.

"That's not important, and more importantly that is none of your business." Roxas turned to find the redhead pouting at him.

"You're cheating on me aren't you?"

"For the love of," Roxas muttered under his breath. Raising his voice he continued, "I was not cheating on you. If you must know, I kind of walked in on Larxene taking a shower, she never locks the bathroom door. I was so horrified I actually threw up and Larxene took that as an insult. She beat me to a bloody pulp and hung me from the chandelier."

"I thought she did that because you stole her ice cream."

"Like I was going to admit that not only had I been beaten within an inch of my life, but also mentally scarred." Roxas shivered at the memory.

Axel walked over to the blond and wrapped his arms around the younger teen. "There, there," he cooed, "Larxene can't get you any more. You have to admit that bunny rabbit tattoo on her butt is disgusting."

"Yeah, I had that image burned into my mind for over a week." Roxas leaned into the embrace. Suddenly he pushed Axel away. "How the hell do you know that she has a bunny on her butt?" he demanded.

"Well Larxene is not exactly a heavy weight when it comes to drinking. I mean she's no where as bad as you." Roxas remembered the last Halloween party, one beer, one, and he was out cold; something that Axel took full advantage of. "You get a couple shots of tequila in the girl and suddenly she's naked. And way to clingy for anyone's taste I might add. But in that state she'll do anything for a dare, including getting a pink rabbit tattooed on her ass."

Roxas stared at Axel, he was not expecting that. "You weren't the one who dared her were you?" he asked cautiously.

"Why yes I was!" Axel couldn't have been more proud of himself if he tried.

Rather than dwelling on the thought of why his boyfriend had decided to give the only female (and straight) member of the organization a pink bunny tattoo, Roxas turned on his heal and began to walk off. "Are you coming?" he threw the question over his shoulder knowing that Axel was undoubtedly scowling at his backside.

The redhead clambered to catch up but only succeeded in knocking Roxas to the ground when he stopped dead. "Well I'm not that much of an exhibitionist but if you want to go at it in the middle of the road," Axel lowered his head for a kiss.

Roxas put his hand over Axel's mouth and twisted under the redhead to get a better look at what had caused him to stop. Demyx of all people was standing in a fountain just around the corner. Axel followed the blonde's gaze and stiffened in shock. "Oh shit!" he cursed into the younger teen's hand. Standing he grabbed Roxas by the shoulder and literally dragged him into a side alley where they could be hidden but still see the mulleted musician.

The sandy blond was frolicking like the child he really was. Roxas didn't really blame him, there wasn't exactly a ton of water in Agribah and the water wielder had to be feeling deprived. Still, he could have been somewhat less conspicuous. He was splashing around soaking not only himself (he was in his organization coat no less) but also anyone who happened to walk by.

Both the hiding nobodies weren't the least bit surprised when the Cloaked Schemer appeared. He was pinching the bridge of his nose, his frustration apparent. Zexion had his lilac hair in its usual emo style but his otherwise usually refined appearance was in disarray. His coat was rumpled and disheveled, almost like he had thrown it on in a hurry, and one boot was untied.

"Looks like Zexy got some." Axel whispered into Roxas's ear.

Roxas didn't bother to reply, he was trying to figure out which way the wind was blowing. It wouldn't do them any good to hide if Zexion got a whiff of them after all. Suddenly Zexion's head shot up and he turned in their direction, murder in his eyes.

"SHIT! RUN!" Axel yelled and took off sprinting, Roxas didn't move from where he was crouched only waved to Zexion in hopes of appeasing him.

"What are you doing here?" Demyx had jumped out of the fountain and come over to Roxas, one of his goofy grins on his face.

"Axel decided Wonderland sucked." Roxas offered.

"You're lying," Zexion said flatly, he had regained his poise.

"Well I guess we're technically playing hooky. Though from the look of things we're doing the same thing as you two." Axel said, having returned once he realized Roxas was not going to follow him.

"And what exactly is that supposed to mean?" Zexion quirked his visible eyebrow at the redhead.

"Only that I won't tell if you don't."

"Tell what?" Demyx chirped. Roxas resisted the urge to grab the other blond and pull him away for the birds and the bees versus organization mission regulations speech. He had it memorized thanks to the fact that Axel was very good at getting into his pants and not so good at making sure Xemnas didn't find out.

"That we're not supposed to have sex when we're on a mission." There was Axel, king of tact.

"We were not having sex." Zexion stated, "We are not even here on a mission, it's our day off."

"But we did have sex." Demyx frowned down at the emo nobody.

"Why did you tell him that?" Zexion hissed, a slight blush apparent on his cheeks.

"Because…." Demyx thought for a moment, "It's bad to lie?"

"Not to Axel."

"…" Demyx stared at the ground as if it had the answer he was looking for, or maybe he just likes how dirt looks Roxas thought.

"Well we're not on a mission so there is nothing to report." Zexion turned his attention back to the other couple, "As for you two, I will have to tell Superior that you were shirking your responsibilities."

"Kiss ass." Axel didn't even bother to keep his voice down.

Zexion glared at the redhead but before he could say anything Demyx rejoined reality and spoke up again, "We don't have to tell Mansex do we? I mean it's not like they could really learn anything more about Wonderland, they were already there for a week."

Roxas couldn't help but to notice the way that Zexion melted under Demyx's hopeful gaze. This little fact didn't escape Axel either and he got a wicked smirk on his face. Before the redhead could antagonize his emo prey any further Roxas had grabbed his ass.

Axel nearly jumped out of his skin at that; usually he was the one grabbing Roxas. Not that he didn't appreciate it of course; in fact he rather liked the boldness that Roxas was showing. It was just that he had completely forgotten what he was about to say, in fact he had almost forgotten that Roxas wasn't into public sex and had nearly jumped him. "What was I talking about again?" Axel felt himself flushing.

"About how you are a jack ass." Zexion smirked.

"Zexy, don't be mean." Demyx pouted, receiving a smile from bluette (is that right or did I make up a word?).

Seeing that Axel was about to make another comment that could possibly get them reported Roxas pinched the redhead just hard enough to completely distract him once again. Demyx and Zexion were staring at Roxas at this point, they had never seen the young blond so hands on before, well Demyx had but that was the reason for Roxas's aversion to public sex. Axel seemed to realize that they had an audience even through his growing arousal. Without warning he dipped Roxas down, capturing his mouth in a searing kiss.

"Woo!" Demyx pointed at the severely pissed off blond, "Roxas is going to kill Axel!"

"No, he's not going to kill me." Axel straightened the pair back up, pointedly ignoring the glare that he was now receiving, "But we are leaving now so I expect you to keep your book worm of a boyfriend from squealing, at least on us that is."

Before Zexion could respond Axel was dragging the still pissed off Roxas away. "Where are we going?" Roxas asked through gritted teeth.

"Well you were hungry so we're getting something to eat then it's back to the hotel." Axel said as if it were obvious.

"As long as it's not another germ infested strip club or room service I'm fine with whatever you choose."

"Good, because it's fast food. We need to get back right now or we will definitely have an audience, and I know how much you hate those."

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Me: So I know that Zexy came across as a little mean but he redeems himself later so don't hate me. This time I mean it when I say that I won't be posting for a while, probably a week. My midterm is tomorrow and then I have to write that stupid argumentative essay that decides if I get my A or not. Oh! And I just noticed that I got over 1100 hits so thank you to everyone who read this!

Mims: Study damn it!

Me: (throws chemistry book at Mims's head) I will alright! So reviews are loved as always and flames as well. Now I really need to study so I will bid you adieu and go read my chemistry if I can get my book back from Mims.