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"RED ALERT! RED ALERT!" said Xander and Anya at the same time which made Nessie smile "What are you only saying that because you know that when I get Buffy out of the coma she'll be all happy towards this whole thing or did you just feel like saying red alert." Said Clarissa "We do" said Xander and Anya in union. "I forget how cute you two can be" said Clarissa and with a light Zap from Clarissa's hands Buffy woke up which was followed by a group hug.

10 minutes later......

"So would anyone like some tea?" said Giles "Yes please Giles we would all love some" said Angel and after Giles gave everyone their cups of tea they were all smiling sharing stories and laughing at all the right moments. When suddenly a group of vampires mashed in and went straight for Buffy and Clarissa, who had changed from fighting and tearing each other's eyes out to laughing arm in arm, but as soon as the vampire went Clarissa, they burst into flames. As they crumbled to dust Buffy blinked "Awe, cool how'd that happen?"

"Oh, can I tell? I can tell! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh?" Nessie squealed with excitement and jumped up and down.

"Ok Nessie." Clarissa rolled her eyes at her excitable friend.

"Well, two reasons. 1 Clarissa put like a holy protective force field around us and 2 she has a magic cross tattooed on her back."

"Really?" Buffy asked in interest, putting an arm around Nessie, who smiled like a ninny and nodded very fast.

"Hey, Buffy, how come you're so happy all of a sudden? Weren't you trying to kill Nessie and Clarissa, you know, before the short coma?" Willow asked while Cordelia mouthed the word "Tattoo?!" and Angel mouthed "Cross?!"

"I saw a vision of the future... it was beautiful. I am with Spike and Max is so cute! I can't believe I have a son. At least now I know what to call him." Buffy replied.

"You're taking the whole you and Spike thing pretty well, now you've seen it." Clarissa said, before sipping her tea.

"Well, Spike's buffed out a lot!" Buffy said dreamily.

She turned to Nessie and Cordy, "I'm sorry I almost killed you." Nessie shrugged, "Oh, that's ok." Cordy shrugged too, "As if you could!"

Giles came out of his study and put some brownies in front of them, Nessie looked at him forlornly, "Giles, do you hate me?"

"No! Nessie I...?"

"Then why are you doing this to me?!" Nessie wailed, flinging her hands up in the air, "I'm on a diet and you put BROWNIES on front of me! CHOCOLATE brownies. Hello, who's that on the phone? Temptation! How does he always get my number?"

"You're on a diet?" Xander blinked.

"I'm trying to lose a few pounds."

"Where?"

"Well, this top doesn't help."

"You look great."

"I don't think you know much about fashion, dad."

"Very funny."

"Yes, I'm very funny." Nessie said flatly,

"If I didn't laugh I'd cry with what I have to deal with."

Clarissa suddenly sat up, "We're out of pepper."

"Oh, I have some mate. It's right here in my pocket." Nessie handed Clarissa the pepper while everyone started at her, "What? Have you never carried your own seasoning?"

Nessie shrugged while Clarissa gulped down the pepper in one gulp, with a lick of her lips.

"Salt?"

The Scoobies watched as Nessie started taking things out of her pocket, "Rosy beads, Concentra Holey water tablets, and funeral notes..."this made the scoobies shift uncomfortably. "Rubies, diamond love letter, chocolate, ciamamin, sprinkles, cloves and holy water too."

"What about the garlic?"

"That too here you go Clarissa" said Nessie

"Oh, let's save it for later." Clarissa swallowed the other items too.

"How much stuff do you have in that pocket?" Willow blinked.

"That's all, except for my gameboy and Clarissa's P.S.P."

"P.S.P?"

"Play station portable. You mean you don't have those yet? Oh you're in for a treat!"

"How does all that fit in that teeny pocket?" Willow asked.

"Oh spell. There bigger on the inside, like doctor who's TARDIS."

"What's this?" Willow asked.

"Time and Relative dimension in space." Came a voice from behind them. They turned to see Jonathon, Andrew and Andrew's older brother Tucker. (From the prom episode.) Andrew had the look of a true nerd, "I've seen every single episode of Dr Who!"

Nessie grinned, ANDREW!!!" She ran towards him, causing him to scream and Jonathon and Tucker ran out of the room abandoning him, Nessie hugged him. He stopped screaming and blinked, "We just came to get a study book!"

Clarissa, deciding she said want the garlic picked it up and rolled her eyes, "Hey to each their own." She turned to the Scoobies, "They're all nerds together, the two of them bloody sit together watch stupid star trek DVDs, its weird!"

Nessie pocked her tongue out. Andrew grinned,

"What season of star trek?"

"Moving on..." Clarissa changed the subject with a smile, she never had liked star trek and didn't know what to make of Andrew in the future, and she didn't know why Nessie had a crush on him. "I think the mixture needs stirring." She started jumping up and down "Shaken not stirred."

Cordelia looked vaguely impressed. But before she could comment, Xander said, "Who is he?" gesturing towards Andrew, who Nessie was flirting with. "What are your intentions towards my daughter?!!!" Andrew, "What were you...? Three?"

Nessie turned to Clarissa, "Aren't we screwing up the future?"

"Oh they won't remember this anyway."

"WHAT!!!?" The scoobies all turned towards her. Clarissa shrugged "In the future you're not sure who Andrew is, you can't know who he is now! And Anya has to seduce Xander and Angel and Cordelia have to leave for LA and Willow has to turn Lesbo...!"

"What!?"Willow stepped back.

"Oh, did I not mention that?" Clarissa asked innocently. "Anyhow, me and Nessie have to get back to our own time now."

"No, don't go!" Buffy said, surprisingly.

"And don't make us forget! We don't want to forg..."

Clarissa, not liking prolonged goodbyes, dragged Nessie away from Andrew by the ear and with a flash of lighting and a surge of wind they were gone and everyone forgot them. Xander whipped his arm away from Anya, "Um... hello?"

"Xander, does this mean we're dating? 'Um... let's start with some coffee and we see where it goes from there." They left the library with Buffy wondering why she was thinking of naked Spike, Angel

Wondering why he had a cherry lipstick taste in his mouth, Willow wondering why she was suddenly fantasying the pussycat dolls and wondering what Buffy was like in bed, and Andrew standing in the middle of the library wondering how he got there he sat on the floor, thinking about body snatchers.

"Hey you guys

Picked names for your kids yet?" Willow asked to distract herself from her thoughts.

"For some reason, I like Max." Buffy smuggled.

"I'd like to name her after my mother, Anezka." Anya said,

"A...A...Ann... ness ... ness ... ness ... I'd, just call her Nessie for short if I was her father."

Xander shrugged.

"Claire Mellissa Chase: Clarissa" Cordelia said slowly.

"Why would you call her that?" Buffy raised an eyebrow, "I do not know." Cordelia admitted.

"What about you Angel?"

"Vampires don't have children." Angel sighed as they left the room, "But if we could ... I could, I'd name him Connor, for my Irish heritage.

And I kinda like Clarissa too."

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