Linny skipped back onstage, humming Neon Pegasus.

"Why are you always skipping?" Skoodge asked.

"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" She snapped at him. "Anyway, please welcome back the always evil, Zora!"

Zora beamed as she walked onstage. "That. Was. PRICELESS. Brilliant, guys. Simply brilliant. Oh, I can see that we're gonna have a lot of fun in the future. Alright, time to get started with some truths.

Dib: I'm feeling generous, human." She threw him a sedated, purple, mushroom-shaped creature. "That's called a Shroob." She said as he stared at it in disgust. "Give it to your Eyeballs. Those things are expendable."

"Uh… Okay…" He said, handing it to Linny, who snapped her fingers and it disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Tallest Red: Out of the following names, pick one to kiss, one to kill, and one to marry. You don't have to do it, just say who. Zim, Tak, and me."

"Lemme see…" Red said thoughtfully. "Zim, to kill… and…. uh…" He began to sweat furiously as he glanced between Tak and Zora.

"Tak….. to kiss….. and Zora to marry… cuz she's tall…"

Linny popped up next to him. "Ooooooh, someone's in looooove!"

"I am not a human!" Red snapped. "Irken chose their mates based on height!"

"Red and Zora, sittin' in a tree!" Linny and GIR sang, skipping around him. "K-I-S-SI-N"

"SHUT UP!" Red screamed, punching both of them and throwing them back.

They giggled together.

"Tallest Purple: Same as Tallest Red except your choices are Lard Nar, Gaz, and Tenn." Zora giggled.

"Hmmm…. I kill Lard Nar, because of the Resisty thing. Kiss Gaz, I guess." He shrugged. Gaz growled at him.

"And, I marry Tenn, because she's Irken." Purple finished. Tenn blushed, and Linny and GIR began singing again, much to her annoyance.

"Tenn: did things ever get back to normal after the defective SiRs?"

"No." Tenn shuddered. "The Meekrob almost found me, and the SIRs blew up half a city."

"Dare time!" Zora said.

"Yay!" Linny cried.

"Zim: you must now go into hand-to-hand combat with the one! The only! The fabulous! Demon Lord Ghirahim! I'll admit, your chances of winning are low, but he owes me monies, so you'll live."

"I thought the Zora liked Zim." Zim said sadly, as Lord Ghirahim stepped out of the shadows.

"This will be fun…" He smirked.

Zim approached him cautiously. "So…. He owes you monies, correct?" He called to Zora.

"Yup."

"So he won't kill Zim, right?"

"Nope."

Zim cackled evilly, and rose on his PAK legs. "Then you stand no chance against me, hyooman! I am ZIM, and no one shall defeat-ARGH!"

Ghirahim had sweeped Zim off his feet, making him topple to the ground.

"Tak: read a DaTr fanfiction and tell me your reaction."

Tak shrugged and took a pink laptop offered by Linny. She sat down on the stage and clicked on the link. Her expression changed from curiosity to disgust then horror. She looked up at the grinning Zora.

"Tell me who created this, I want to murder them." She said, turning a delicate shade of grey.

"Dib: Read a DaLNr fanfiction and tell me your reaction."

Dib gulped and took the laptop from Tak. Same reaction, but he puked into the crowd. The shocked Irken stood quite still, then ran out screaming.

"Aw, I liked him." Linny said sadly.

"I'm done! I now leave you to the mercy of other darers!" Zora said, vanishing a puff of blue smoke.

"NEXT!" Linny screamed. "Please welcome Zim'sMostLoyalServant, although I thought that was GIR."

The darer walked onstage, smiling to the cheering crowd.

"Tallest: Have a slap fight with giant tuna."

A giant tuna in a bear suit poofed onstage and roared at the Tallest. They gulped and floated up to it. Purple raised a trembling hand and slapped the fish's face. It roared and ate them.

"Kay….." Linny said, frowning slightly.

"Zim and Tak: Make out for five minutes."

"WHAT?" They screamed.

Linny grinned evilly and two love potions poofed into her hands. The Irkens covered their mouths and shook their heads vigorously. Linny growled and threw the potion behind her. With a thoughtful look, she clapped her hands. Two pink heart halfs appeared over their heads, and the Irkens looked out in horror. The halfs floated over to each other and connected, and the Irkens looked at each other with a new expression.

"Advert your eyes children." Linny said to the crowd, for they had started making out behind her. "Advert your eyes."

"GIR: If you have twenty cows, how much cheese do you need to get to the moon?"

"Lemme see…" GIR said thoughtfully. He concentrated for a few seconds then looked up.

"Six! Wait no… Blue!" He exclaimed. "No…. OVER NINE THOUSAND!"

"Gaz: Go streaking in a crowded mall."

"You will all die a horrible death." Gaz growled and she poofed away.

"You don't wanna watch that…" Linny said fearfully. "NEXT! NIGHT-WAKER!"

A teenage girl wearing a black robe with a matching hood that hid her face came onstage.

"Your nightmare has arrived!" She said.

"I'm already here…" Linny said, confused.

"Now, just stay on my good side and I MIGHT just let you live." Night continued as if she didn't hear her.

"Truths:

Dib and Gaz: What happened to your mom?"

"We don't know." Dib shrugged. "Dad never told us."

Prof. Membrane whistled awkwardly.

"Tallest: How the heck do you guys eat junk food all day and not get fat?" Night asked.

"Gimme a sec." Linny said, releasing two fairies. The Tallest were resurrected and placed in front of Night.

"Irkens depend on snacks for survival." Red said, puzzled. "We can't live without them."

"Dares:

Zim: Play "Slendytubbies"."

Zim surfaced from Tak, a dreamy look in his eye. "Sure…"

"NO MORE LOVE!" Linny cried, clapping her hands. The Irkens shook their heads, and refocused. They screamed and ran away. Linny caught a yelling Zim by the collar of his neck and threw him into a different room. His screams faded as he began to play. Tak, still screaming, ran around the stage, sputtering and gagging.

Zim ran out of the room screaming, and he collided with Tak. They began screaming again and bolted away.

"Not annoying. Not annoying at all." Linny groaned.

"Dib: Read the "My Little Pony" creepypasta "Cupcakes"."

Dib took the pink laptop again and clicked the link.

Five minutes later…

Dib joined the Irkens in screaming and running around the stage. GIR giggled and joined it, jumping on Tak's head.

"Tallest: Tell Zim the truth about his mission."

They shrugged and opened their mouths.

"Say one word and I will annihilate you." Linny growled, holding up a giant knife. They gulped and backed away slowly.

"Okay that's it! Bye... for now!" Night laughed evilly as she disappeared in a cloud of dark smoke.

"INVADER SAIGE!" Linny screamed in Zim's antennae.

"WHY?" He shouted at her, wincing.

"Cuz it's fun!" She giggled.

"Oooooooooh!" The darer cried, running onstage. "Make Tak and zim ( and Dib) read then act out my most favorite ZATR fanfic EVA! It's called I've been looking for soneone like you and there's a sequel to that too! its called a nightime are both soooo good!"

"Someone's a happy fan!" Linny giggled. "DO IT!" She screeched at Dib and the Irkens.

They jumped and ran to center stage.

"Tak? Is it really you?" Zim said breathlessly. The purple-eyed girl stared at him for a moment and then got a disgusted look on her face.

"No, It's the Tallest's half sister. Of course it's me! Who do you think you are just barging in here and-"

"Don't you know who I am?" Zim said nervously. She looked at me a second and then smiled.

"Hey! Aren't you the Irken from on the space station? You're the one who saved me!"

"Yeah and I'm somebody else…"
"Who are you?"

"Try to remember." She stared hard at him. Then her eyes grew wide and she edged back farther on her bed.

"No. No, I must be mistaken. It's not you. No…" She said with her eyes closed. She opened one and looked at him with it. He smiled and she groaned, in a pathetic sort of way. "Zim…"

"It's me! Now that we've established that…why are you so mad for seeing me?"

"Because. You are the one who ruined my life. Then you saved it, so we are even now. I don't like that." Zim laughed at her pathetic expression.

"Oh, Tak…" Zim sighed. She stared at me all confused. "So, is there anything I can do?"

"For what?"
"I think you're injured. I'm guessing that by the way you were screaming at the nurse."

"Why just assume things? I'm not helpless you know." She said and crossed her arms.

"Tak. Just give up the tough act for five minutes. I can help you so…that's the way it's going to be. Hold on. I'm gonna get a medical supply kit." As he walked out he added, "Whether you like it or not."

The Irkens bowed to the cheering corwd, looking disgusted with each other and terrified, as Linny was laughing very hard.

"Oh that was good, I've never seen an Irken blush so much!" She giggled, causing the Irkens to fume.

"Next we have ZoologyKaM, who I have nicknamed KaMMy!"

KaMMy walked onstage, pointing at laughing at Zim and Tak, who were growling at each other.

"Truths:" She said.
"My Tallests: my boyfriend is 6'5" is he taller than you guys?"

"Of course!" Red said smugly. "No one is taller than the Tallest!"

"Doubtful." Linny snickered.

Red glared at her and she grinned.

"Hey KaMMy, can we meet your boyfriend? I'm sure HE has evil thoughts too." Linny said, and she nodded.

"Zim: have you ever considered flooding the earth with laughing gas before trying some plot? That way we and Dib would be too busy laughing to stop you."

"BERIGHTBACK!" Zim shouted, bolting to the curtain. Linny caught him by the collar and threw him back onstage.

"You ain't leaving' without mah sayin' so!"

"Linny: are you a boy or girl? And what character would you kiss if you could?"

"I'M. A. GIRL!" Linny cried, bolting over to KaMMy. She began head-baging furiously, her blonde hair flying wildly. "THIS IS GIRL HAIR! GIRL HAIR!"

She took a deep breath and stood up. "And… my kiss…." She glanced quickly at the group of Irkens and screamed, "NEXT QUESTION!"

"Ixane: What do you think of Lard Nar?"

The hooded alien's eyes widened and she looked nervous. She ade a gulping sound. "Uh… Next Truth?"

"Meh." KaMMy shrugged, and continued. "The Letter M: Do you wish you had a bigger part in the series?"

"Meh." He shrugged. "I wish I had more screentime with Z, if you know what I mean." He grinned smugly at Zita, and she looked at him, chocked and disgusted.

"Dares:
Dib: Here's a batch of cricket cookies, some chocolate covered ants, and a candy coated tarantula. Feed them to Tak while making se.x noises."

"EEEEUUURGH!" Dib cried, dropping the candy. "I'm eleven!"

"DON'T CARE!" Linny screeched, her eyes glowing as she floated in the air, lightning flashing behind her. Dib gulped and rushed over to Tak.

"Uhm…. Oh, oh yeah…" Dib said, popping an ant in her mouth, which she spat out immediately.

"HYUMANS EAT THIS?" She sputtered.

"Tashtes gud." Linny said, her mouth filled with the bugs. Tak turned a delicate shade of grey and she rushed to a nearby bucket.

"Shlooktapoxis: Jump on Lard Nars head. "

"Woo! All right!" The cone alien cried, poking his leader's head repeatedly with his pointy end.

"Will you stop that?!" Nar growled, trying to cover his head.

"Nah, ah like it!" Shlooktapoxis said happily.

"Okay that's all I can think of right now!" KaMMy cried, disappearing in a cloud of purple smoke.

"BYZIES!" Linny cried, strapping on a jetpack and crashing through the roof.