Yea, I know, I know. I said I would stop writing on this, but I just had this funny idea for this chapter. And for the part where Axel, Siry, and Nevva are singing, the underlined is Axel and bold is Siry and Nevva. Now, onto the chapter that I made while I was half-asleep! :D


Chapter Six: A Prank

"Hurry! Come on!"

The next few days had passed like a flash of light, so fast that I hardly remembered what happened. But once Riku returned, things took a turn for the wosrt.

The sound of angry battle crys filled Pride Rock. Looking back at the rock in the distance, I could have sworn that I saw Simba fighting Vitani. I wish we had stayed to help. But Sora said that Simba wouldn't allow it.

"Nevvs, come on!" I returned my attention to the gummyship mere meters away from me, already lifting into the air. Siry hung out the side, holding out his blond paw for me to grab.

I took the chance, and leaped. If not for the Outlanders nipping at my tail, I might not have been able to jump high enough to reach him, but I did.

Once inside the ship, a thought crossed my mind. "Hey, Siry. Riku couldn't drive this in his lion form, so how is he...?"

"Easy. I'm not driving, dumb-ass." Riku growled from down the hall. "Sora is." He added when I gave him a horrified look.

In that instant, we must have left the atmoshpere because I, along with Siry and a pissed looking Riku, chnaged back into our normal forms. Riku, startled, fell face forward into one of the chairs.

"Oops. Sorry guys! Forgot to warn you we were about to leave the atmosphere!" Sora called from the main room.

"Why you son-of-a-bitch" Riku yelled, jumping up and running in there. There was a loud CLANG as if metal was colliding. "God-damn-it!" He yelled, almost like he was losing.

Me and Siry exchanged hilarious glances as we walked to the back of the ship. Once there, we busted out laughing. "Man, Riku's really losing it."

I nodded. Suddenly, I got something. Snickering, I looked at Siry, and took out my phone. "I have the perfect prank."


"Sora, Riku!" We had docked at Twilight Town to refuel on our way to Destiny Islands, when suddenly a pack of Dusk nobodies attacked. Pinned down, Siry and I could only watch in horror as they carried of a struggling Riku and Sora.

Once out of sight, a dark portal opened and we were tossed into it.

We ended up on the very top portion of the Clock Tower. One Dusk that had followed us through, slammed us in the back of the head. Our eyes suddenly became pupilless as we stared downward.

At the bottom, a strange black table, with a black hooded figure, sat. Suddenly, the same four Dusk from only a few minutes ago,appeared and threw down Sora and Riku.

They instantly jumped to their feet, weapons at the ready. The figure in the hood merely chuckled. Taking it as a threat, Riku ran forward but was knocked back by a wall of fire. The figure suddenly took of it's cloak, revealing himself to be Axel.

Sora gasped. Riku, still glaring, walked up beside him and said, "Who the hell is this? Lea? Axel? Whatever the hell his name is! ... Hey you! Where's Siry and Nevva?"

Axel's face turned hard. He stood up, slamming his hands on the table loudly.

"Don't you disrespect me little man!" Riku got a better grip on his 'Way To dawn', at being called a 'little man'.

"Don't you derogate or deride!

You're in my world now

Not your world

And I got friends on the other side!"

Suddenly, on cue, Siry and I hopped down from the clock and landed perfectly at Axel's side. Our eyes were blank as can be as we sung, "He's got friends on the other side..."

Sora and Riku stared at us, partly confused, and partly angry at the seemingly betrayal.

"That's an echo, gentlemen. Just a little something we have here in Twilight Town, a little parlor trick. Don't worry..." Axel said with an evil smile.

"Sit down at my table

Put your minds at ease" He sang as two Dusks forced the two captive warriors to sit in one of the black chairs, each.

"If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please" He said, cracking his knuckles, and snickering at the boy's ticked faces.

"I can read your future

I can change it 'round some, too" Sora gasped, as if believing him, but instantly shook it off.

"I'll look deep into your heart and soul

(You do have a soul, don't you, Riku?)

Make your wildest dreams come true!"

Riku growled at the sick comment, but Axel coninued.

"I got voodoo

I got hoodoo

I got things I ain't even tried!

And I got friends on the other side." He yelled, causing fire to encircle Siry and I. We stood, staring blankly, in the trance.

"He's got friends on the other side!"We chanted, bringing forth our own weapons. I had the Kingdom Key, which had a strange black tint to it on the tip. Siry had Oathkeeper & Oblivion.

Suddenly, Axel removed the same, blue crown cards that had been used in Castle Oblivion. "The cards, the cards, the cards will tell

The past, the present, and the future as well

The cards, the cards, just take three

Take a little trip into your future with me!"

Reluctantly, but at sword point from me and Siry, Riku and Sora each took a total of three cards from Axel's outstretched hand.

Now, Axel stood up, smiling maliciously, and began to flip over Sora's cards.

"Now you, young man, are from across the sea

You come from two long lines of royalty

(I'm a royal myself on my mother's side)" He added, laughing at Sora's expression at the card with an outline of Destiny Islands.

"Your lifestyle's high

But your funds are low

You need to marry a little honey whose daddy got dough!" Sora nearly fainted as the second card suddenly changed from a picture of him shaking hands with a smiling King Mickey, to a picture of Kairi sitting on the beach.

"Mommy and daddy cut you off, huh playboy?" Sora glared and said, "I resent that remark! I'm no 'playboy'! "

"Now y'all gotta get hitched, but hitchin' ties you down.

You just wanna be free.

Hop from place to place.

But freedom... takes green!

It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need

And when I looked into your future

It's the green that I see!" Suddenly, I was forced to kneel. Kneel right in front of Sora, who had just looked at the horror on the last card, that showed him striking down the King.

Axel turned to Riku, who had been patiently waiting to see what would happen to him, for he had become quite interested now.

"On you little man, I don't want to waste much time

You been pushed around all your life

You been pushed around by your mother and your sister and your brother.

And if you was married...

You'd be pushed around by your wife!" Riku sighed at the true remark. On the first card, it showed a picture of the young Sora and Kairi. Sora's arm was around Kairi's neck, and they were both screaming at Riku.

On the second card, it showed Namine holding an angry Riku back. Sora could hardly hold back a laugh at the second one.

"But in your future, the you I see

Is exactly the man you always wanted to be!" On the third and final card, which Sora was not allowed to see, it showed the moment where Terra had chosen Riku as his successor, only Riku was fully grown.

Axel waved his hands and fire suddenly surrounded the entire table, me and Siry excluded. He then held out each hand to Sora and Riku.

"Shake my hand.

Come on boys.

Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand?" Sora sighed and took it, knowing that his old buddy Axel that had given his life, was still in there somewhere. Riku didn't take it as quickly, but after a second's thought, shook.

"Yes...

Are you ready?" Axel asked the boys as ten more Dusks appeared and suddenly pinned them to the ground. The fire was extinguished.

"Are you ready?"We repeated walking over to the struggling boys.

"Are you ready?

Transformation central!" Axel yelled as I aimed Kingdom Key over Sora's chest, and Siry aimed Oblivion over Riku's.

"Transformation central!" My grip became tighter.

"Reformation central!"

"Reformation central!" Siry's Oathkeeper was now placed next to Oblivion. His grip was also tightened.

"Transmogrification central!

Can you feel it?

You're changin'

You're changin'

You're changin', all right!" We stabbed down into each of their hearts. They released a cry of pain that instantly stopped as both lay unconcious, staring up at the sky as the Clock Tower chimed.

"I hope you're satisfied

But if you ain't

Don't blame me

You can blame my friends on the other side!" He crossed his arms and looked down, satisfied, chuckling.

"You got what you wanted!

But you lost what you had!

Hush..."Suddenly, the black table disapeared as me and Siry said the last three lines. The pupils in our eyes returned. We looked at each other and smiled. Axel gave us a thumbs up.

"Hey Nevvs, how did you get a-hold of Axel anyway? I thought he was dead." Siry asked.

Axel snickered and suddenly put us both into a friendly headlock. "Well little Navexv here just gave me a phone call."

Siry looked at him, as if he could not believe his eyes. "S... Siefer?"

"Ugh." "Damn. What happened?" The two boys on the ground began to grumble.

Getting out of Axel's, or as you now know his real name, Siefer's headlock, I said, "Um, maybe we should get them to the ship. You know, before they wake up and we take a real beating?"


Riku suddenly shot up in his bed, knocking me backwards. I ended up dropping the wet washcloth I had been dabbing his sweating face with. At the sight of me, he jumped up and pinned me down. "Where is he? Where's that bitch Axel?"

I winced under his weight. Slowly, I stuttered, "W...What are you... talking about?"

Riku growled and slapped me across the face. It came as such a shock, thhat I only stared back at his angry face. "Where is he?"

"Riku stop!" Sora cried, running into the room, and pulled him off me. "It's all right! Calm down! It was only a nightmare! I had the same one!"

Riku seemed to calm down slightly under Sora's grip, but still glared at me. Sora turned around and mouthed, 'Let me take care of him. I'll tell him exactly what you guys told me.'

I nodded and ran out as fast as possible.

In the main room, sitting in the driver's seat but not touching the wheel, was a calm Seifer who had just recently changed out of his Organization costume, into an outfit similar to Leon's from Kingdom Hearts I. He now wore black gloves with belts on them, black, zipper-lined shoes, a silver Griever necklace, and a white undershirt. The jacket he wore was brown, short-sleeved, bore red wings on the back, and had a red Griever symbol on his left shoulder.

Looking up from his Homicide book, 2nd Chance, Siry's appearence seemed to look exactly like Roxas's. He wore a black, high-collared jacket with a zipper resembling the Nobody symbol. Over this, he wore another jacket, this one unzipped and white, with several black block designs and a grey hem on the end of each sleeve. This jacket's collar was red and pleated and folded back. Siry also wore two-colored pants; the legs of his pants were beige with several of what looked like buttons on the hem that appeared to attach the legs to the rest of the cloth, which were dark-colored. His shoes were colored in shades of grey and black, and had red straps in place of laces. Finally, Siry wore a wrist band with a black-and-white checkerboard pattern on his left wrist, as well as a plain black ring on his left index finger and a plain white ring on his left middle finger.

"Hey Nevvs. How did it go?" He asked, laying his book to the side.

I shrugged. Siefer sighed and leaned back in the chair, his hands behind his head. "Guess that prank didn't go as expected. But at least they believe the nightmare part."

In that very next moment, Sora came in with a now calmed Riku. He looked at me and asked, "We still set for Destiny Islands?"


:D Ok, like I said before I was half-asleep when I wrote this, so its not near as good as my other ones, but I just had to get Seifer back, plus I could not get the idea out of my head... The song sung by Nevva, Siry, and Seifer is called 'Friends On The Other Side'. It's in the movie 'Princess and the Frog' from Disney. Please comment! And please tell me if you liked how Seifer posed as Axel, and if you liked how Siry and Nevva seemed to be in a trance. Comment!